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John H[_8_] January 14th 09 02:30 AM

I'll give him four years -he won't get reelected...
 
On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:52:48 -0800, jps wrote:

On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 08:13:07 -0500, John H
wrote:

On Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:14:35 -0800, jps wrote:



Neither the Army Corps of Engineers nor FEMA are state organizations.
The place was a disaster area and Bush didn't even land his ****ing
plane. Incloosion Illoosion. Not all Americans are worth saving,
just the white ones.


That comment got you classified right up there with Krause.

WAFM!


You know god damned well if those were blonde bimbos and guys with
hair plugs, pinkie rings and golf attire on, the whole of the Bush
Administration would've been in New Orleans helping.

Wake the **** up.


Like I say, right up there with Krause.

Make up ****. It suits you, krause, donny and salty. Hell, throw slammer in
there too. Read their posts. You fit the mold.

WAFM!

hk January 14th 09 02:33 AM

I'll give him four years -he won't get reelected...
 
jps wrote:
On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:23:27 -0500, hk wrote:

jps wrote:
On Wed, 14 Jan 2009 02:02:09 GMT, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:29:30 -0500, BAR wrote:

I hope you wipe the **** off of your nose before you kiss your wife Harry.
Harry is a sad little man with a sad little life.

He's obviously over compensating for a lack of virility - as in he
couldn't get it up with two steel rods and a roll of duct tape.

About the only thing intellectual about Harry is what he wipes off his
butt in the morning.
More projection about virility.

Why not just come out and tell everyone you can't get it up anymore.


The Wiz and Bar are ex-marines. They're simply reflecting what they were
taught.


My father is an ex-marine. He'd never question another man's
virility.



Your father started out with a proper upbringing.

John H[_8_] January 14th 09 02:33 AM

I'll give him four years -he won't get reelected...
 
On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:26:06 -0800, jps wrote:

On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:23:27 -0500, hk wrote:

jps wrote:
On Wed, 14 Jan 2009 02:02:09 GMT, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:29:30 -0500, BAR wrote:

I hope you wipe the **** off of your nose before you kiss your wife Harry.
Harry is a sad little man with a sad little life.

He's obviously over compensating for a lack of virility - as in he
couldn't get it up with two steel rods and a roll of duct tape.

About the only thing intellectual about Harry is what he wipes off his
butt in the morning.

More projection about virility.

Why not just come out and tell everyone you can't get it up anymore.



The Wiz and Bar are ex-marines. They're simply reflecting what they were
taught.


My father is an ex-marine. He'd never question another man's
virility.


Glad to see you two finally got together. jps, be careful who you let
behind you.

John H[_8_] January 14th 09 02:34 AM

I'll give him four years -he won't get reelected...
 
On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:13:28 -0800, jps wrote:

On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:09:55 -0500, hk wrote:

jps wrote:
On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:17:10 GMT, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:36:41 -0800, jps wrote:

On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 01:35:00 GMT, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Mon, 12 Jan 2009 16:29:09 -0800, jps wrote:

On Mon, 12 Jan 2009 23:06:16 GMT, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

However I'm magnanimous in victory - I will only require a public
apology from you for using offensive language. :)
I'm sorry your family has to put up with your politics...
Actually the whole bunch of them find me to be a fascinating person
with some rather strange views on the universe and humanities place in
it. They also know that while I have views vastly different from
theirs on many issues of the day, I cherish them beyond words and that
our differences are just that - differences. I belong to them and
they belong to me - family trumps everything.

Besides family dinners would be pretty freakin' boring if everybody
agreed on everything. :)
You drive them mad, I'm sure. Even the state trooper is probably
quite a ways to your left...
I used to run into guys like you all the time both in business and in
academia. Annoying little bug eyed critters with all the personality
of a rock wall and about as intelligent.

You use invective instead of reasoned argument. You use insults in a
vain effort to score points and obviously make up for your faulty,
highly ineffective and probably dysfunctional life.

Based on the evidence from you're posts you seem to be inadequate in
several areas, but I suspect this defect comes from a flawed childhood
- maybe an Uncle Ernie and some kind of activity involving pinball?
They have a pill for that - several different pills in fact. I'm sure
if you used the 36 hour version your life would improve vastly.

Oh - they also make implants that increase the size of your ...erm...
"package" - most insurance plans cover them believe it or not - it's
considered psychological therapy - it's great for guys like you who
suffer from intimate ineptitude - nothing to be ashamed of as it's a
very common problem with liberal men. Gives guys like you a feeling
of power and control in at least one aspect of you're life.

Sorry I can't give you advice on the other mental health problems you
have - completely out of my field. I have studied them just as an
scholarly exercise though so I'm probably not that far off the mark.

If you want I can put you in touch with one of my family members who
is a specialist in this area - MD/PhD from Tufts/Cornell (I don't mind
telling you that cost me a bundle - sheesh). I'm sure she'll be glad
to help you out as a favor to me.

Then again, you might not want to talk to an icky girl about these
things.

Just drop me a line and let me know. I promise not to say a thing to
anyone.

At least not right away.

Little problem with the ego "Woodstock?"

I don't suffer any of the maladies you listed so I'm guessing there's
more than a little "projecting" going on?

Scholarly? Oh yeah, you're a scholar alright.




SW Tom seems to be in a strange little mood these days...I
suspect...hormonal imbalance.


Low blood sugar more likely. He's run the full course of hormones.


No, he's just able to recognize dog turds on the sidewalk.

BAR[_3_] January 14th 09 02:36 AM

I'll give him four years -he won't get reelected...
 
jps wrote:
On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:17:10 GMT, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:36:41 -0800, jps wrote:

On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 01:35:00 GMT, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Mon, 12 Jan 2009 16:29:09 -0800, jps wrote:

On Mon, 12 Jan 2009 23:06:16 GMT, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

However I'm magnanimous in victory - I will only require a public
apology from you for using offensive language. :)
I'm sorry your family has to put up with your politics...
Actually the whole bunch of them find me to be a fascinating person
with some rather strange views on the universe and humanities place in
it. They also know that while I have views vastly different from
theirs on many issues of the day, I cherish them beyond words and that
our differences are just that - differences. I belong to them and
they belong to me - family trumps everything.

Besides family dinners would be pretty freakin' boring if everybody
agreed on everything. :)
You drive them mad, I'm sure. Even the state trooper is probably
quite a ways to your left...

I used to run into guys like you all the time both in business and in
academia. Annoying little bug eyed critters with all the personality
of a rock wall and about as intelligent.

You use invective instead of reasoned argument. You use insults in a
vain effort to score points and obviously make up for your faulty,
highly ineffective and probably dysfunctional life.

Based on the evidence from you're posts you seem to be inadequate in
several areas, but I suspect this defect comes from a flawed childhood
- maybe an Uncle Ernie and some kind of activity involving pinball?
They have a pill for that - several different pills in fact. I'm sure
if you used the 36 hour version your life would improve vastly.

Oh - they also make implants that increase the size of your ...erm...
"package" - most insurance plans cover them believe it or not - it's
considered psychological therapy - it's great for guys like you who
suffer from intimate ineptitude - nothing to be ashamed of as it's a
very common problem with liberal men. Gives guys like you a feeling
of power and control in at least one aspect of you're life.

Sorry I can't give you advice on the other mental health problems you
have - completely out of my field. I have studied them just as an
scholarly exercise though so I'm probably not that far off the mark.

If you want I can put you in touch with one of my family members who
is a specialist in this area - MD/PhD from Tufts/Cornell (I don't mind
telling you that cost me a bundle - sheesh). I'm sure she'll be glad
to help you out as a favor to me.

Then again, you might not want to talk to an icky girl about these
things.

Just drop me a line and let me know. I promise not to say a thing to
anyone.

At least not right away.


Little problem with the ego "Woodstock?"

I don't suffer any of the maladies you listed so I'm guessing there's
more than a little "projecting" going on?

Scholarly? Oh yeah, you're a scholar alright.


Ouch, that was a bit rough. Don't you think you owe Wizard an apology
for being so mean to him.

John H[_8_] January 14th 09 02:54 AM

I'll give him four years -he won't get reelected...
 
On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:33:20 -0500, hk wrote:

jps wrote:
On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:23:27 -0500, hk wrote:

jps wrote:
On Wed, 14 Jan 2009 02:02:09 GMT, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:29:30 -0500, BAR wrote:

I hope you wipe the **** off of your nose before you kiss your wife Harry.
Harry is a sad little man with a sad little life.

He's obviously over compensating for a lack of virility - as in he
couldn't get it up with two steel rods and a roll of duct tape.

About the only thing intellectual about Harry is what he wipes off his
butt in the morning.
More projection about virility.

Why not just come out and tell everyone you can't get it up anymore.

The Wiz and Bar are ex-marines. They're simply reflecting what they were
taught.


My father is an ex-marine. He'd never question another man's
virility.



Your father started out with a proper upbringing.


Hey jps, did your father brag about a skank 16 year-old raping him
(consentually, of course) when he was twelve?

John H[_8_] January 14th 09 02:58 AM

I'll give him four years -he won't get reelected...
 
On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:54:30 -0500, John H wrote:

On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:33:20 -0500, hk wrote:

jps wrote:
On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:23:27 -0500, hk wrote:

jps wrote:
On Wed, 14 Jan 2009 02:02:09 GMT, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:29:30 -0500, BAR wrote:

I hope you wipe the **** off of your nose before you kiss your wife Harry.
Harry is a sad little man with a sad little life.

He's obviously over compensating for a lack of virility - as in he
couldn't get it up with two steel rods and a roll of duct tape.

About the only thing intellectual about Harry is what he wipes off his
butt in the morning.
More projection about virility.

Why not just come out and tell everyone you can't get it up anymore.

The Wiz and Bar are ex-marines. They're simply reflecting what they were
taught.

My father is an ex-marine. He'd never question another man's
virility.



Your father started out with a proper upbringing.


Hey jps, did your father brag about a skank 16 year-old raping him
(consentually, of course) when he was twelve?


Whoops -- 'consensually' might be better, but you undoubtedly got the idea.
It's nice that Harry has someone of his intellectual capacity and extreme
virility to have discussions with. You should try to involve Donnie. I'm
sure he feels left out of your 'manly' talks.

He's getting a 'manly colored' RAV4, you know.

I'm going to bed. You two be careful. There's almost no one around to keep
you out of trouble with each other. You might want to start with emails.

jps January 14th 09 03:12 AM

I'll give him four years -he won't get reelected...
 
On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:33:49 -0500, John H
wrote:

On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:26:06 -0800, jps wrote:

On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:23:27 -0500, hk wrote:

jps wrote:
On Wed, 14 Jan 2009 02:02:09 GMT, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:29:30 -0500, BAR wrote:

I hope you wipe the **** off of your nose before you kiss your wife Harry.
Harry is a sad little man with a sad little life.

He's obviously over compensating for a lack of virility - as in he
couldn't get it up with two steel rods and a roll of duct tape.

About the only thing intellectual about Harry is what he wipes off his
butt in the morning.

More projection about virility.

Why not just come out and tell everyone you can't get it up anymore.


The Wiz and Bar are ex-marines. They're simply reflecting what they were
taught.


My father is an ex-marine. He'd never question another man's
virility.


Glad to see you two finally got together. jps, be careful who you let
behind you.


Were you feeling badly that Harry didn't have a circle jerk partner
like all you yahoos who think the Bush administration was a gift from
god and Iraq was justified and soiling the earth is just the price you
pay for creating mankind and capitalism.

Go jerk off with your own kind, please.

jps January 14th 09 03:30 AM

I'll give him four years -he won't get reelected...
 
On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:30:39 -0500, John H
wrote:

On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:52:48 -0800, jps wrote:

On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 08:13:07 -0500, John H
wrote:

On Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:14:35 -0800, jps wrote:



Neither the Army Corps of Engineers nor FEMA are state organizations.
The place was a disaster area and Bush didn't even land his ****ing
plane. Incloosion Illoosion. Not all Americans are worth saving,
just the white ones.

That comment got you classified right up there with Krause.

WAFM!


You know god damned well if those were blonde bimbos and guys with
hair plugs, pinkie rings and golf attire on, the whole of the Bush
Administration would've been in New Orleans helping.

Wake the **** up.


Like I say, right up there with Krause.

Make up ****. It suits you, krause, donny and salty. Hell, throw slammer in
there too. Read their posts. You fit the mold.

WAFM!


The mold that produces people with a conscience.

You ****heads use convenient excuses for turning your backs on
reality. Love them babies right up until they're born, then they'd
better pull themselves up by the bootstraps get go get their own.

And you think the response to Katrina was appropriate? Want to blame
the mayor and the governor for "not askin" for help? What a crock of
****. Poor people and colored ain't **** to Bush or Cheney or half of
the Republican party. They don't care and you know it.

How did you enjoy the Republican convention this year? The ratio was
about 100:1 white. They were so busy heardin' the lunatics around the
notion of Obama being a closet terrorist that they forgot to invite
the colored folk.

Ceptin' Michael Steele.

I don't have to make **** up, it's right in front of all of us. Some
of us just choose to see it.

Go jerk it with your crew of blindered buffoons.

CalifBill January 14th 09 06:49 AM

I'll give him four years -he won't get reelected...
 

"jps" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 04:00:54 -0500, "Eisboch"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
. ..

The place was a disaster area and Bush didn't even land his ****ing
plane.



I accept his reason for this one.

People like Olbermann would have had a field day ripping him apart for
causing local police and resources to be distracted from more immediate
and
important jobs. (not that the local, corrupt police were doing their
jobs
... my comment, not Bush's)

Eisboch


It's a lame excuse. The President of the United States should make a
showing when one of our cities is nearly wiped off the map.

Convenient excuse that's inexusable.


Actually he should stay home and monitor the situation. Bringing in the
President and all the security required, just messes up things. About like
the traffic when the President comes to town. Freeways shutdown for short
times, streets blocked.




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