BoatBanter.com - I can...canoe?

Don White wrote:
"Jim" wrote in message
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Don White wrote:
"Jim" wrote in message
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On Nov 17, 2:48 pm, "Don White" wrote:
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On Nov 17, 10:36 am, wrote:

On Nov 17, 10:32 am, Boater wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Nov 17, 9:11 am, wrote:
On Nov 17, 8:35 am, Boater wrote:
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snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google
these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should
know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer
looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water ;)
I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally
enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe. Unlike you, I earn a decent
living,
have a few hobbies I only have to take semi-seriously, and I
don't
have
to live vicariously through my children or grandchildren.
Oh...and
I'm
not a short, ill-tempered, semi-literate little schitt - like
you..
Psssst...is that daughter of yours going to get a motorcycle
racing
scholarship to college?
Harry, we all know you are a failure in life, that's why you must
lie
about every aspect of it. Perhaps it's because you are too stupid
to
know that being in a sport with rules, expectations, and
consequences
for NOT following the rules, plus the fact that it teaches you how
to
be competitive without being an asshole about it (something you
should
take to heart), does indeed teach you a lot of basics about life.
That Class I picture would be major rapids here in Florida. Our
scale
of difficulty is due to the number of trees you have to pull your
boat
over and the number of snakes.
I have zero interest in "competitive canoeing" or its lingo, but I
do
like to paddle around in a canoe on a pretty river. I've seen a few
snakes swimming in the Shenandoah from time to time. I have no idea
what
kind they are. What's nice is fly fishing on the river from either a
canoe or a raft, or just going for a swim.
We launch from this spot:
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...s/96c4348e.jpg
We have a gravel road leading down between two parts of the river
bank
right down to the water. Dark gloomy day when this was shot.- Hide
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Now he flyfishes from a canoe.. This is getting better all the
time... Yikes, guess that low fat center of gravity comes in handy
from time to time. Wonder if he has a seperate canoe for each butt
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I'd love to see THAT! It's got to be *quite a site* watching Harry
shoe-
horn his fat blubber into a canoe!
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Say what...? "*quite a site*??- Hide quoted text -

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Oh, my GOD a typo...........
Whew, I'm sure glad that you picked that up!
Krause's butt must be quite an expansive site and quite a sight.

Please keep your deviant fetish desires below the Mason Dixon line where
they are appreciated.
BTW Use some punctuation once in a while.

Punctuate this.....UserBoy!

Why did I know you would say this?