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Jim November 18th 08 10:53 AM

I can...canoe?
 
wrote:
On Nov 17, 11:33 pm, "Calif Bill" wrote:
wrote in message

...
On Nov 17, 6:55 pm, JohnH wrote:





On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:15:01 -0500, Boater wrote:
JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:22:58 -0500, Boater
wrote:
JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:35:00 -0500, Boater
wrote:
wrote:
snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should
know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water ;)
I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally
enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe.
"I've been canoeing on the South Fork of the Shenandoah River for
years.
Stage I and Stage II, mostly. Enough excitement for a canoer like me.
Very dependent on level of water and flow."
Stage I and Stage II what? Or do you just lie a lot?
Here you go, schitt-for-brains...with pictures:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interna...ver_Difficulty
Precisely as I described.
BTW, was your fixation with pustules responsible for your losing all
your teeth?
I know, Harry! I'm the one that posted the picture of the Shenandoah
rapids
and waterfalls around Bentonville, remember?
I think you meant 'ripples', not rapids.
Bentonville is where we have our access to the river, schitt-for-brains,
and what I stated is precisely correct: the area is mostly Stage/Class I
and Stage/Class II rapids, though there is at least one Stage/Class III
area on the South Fork I haven't tried. Yet. If you posted a photo, I
missed it. I don't often look at your links.
Are you less of a racist now that you're given up substitute teaching?
Doesn't seem so.
Oh...have you sprayed WD40 into your openings?
Do you think often of my openings. You're scary. Maybe that's why you've
been stalking me. You're on notice. This thread is being preserved.
I really like the 'Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus' thread, don't you? I
do wish you'd tell us if you have webbed feet.
--
A Harry Krause truism:
"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"- Hide
quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

I like the way he answered my paddling questions. Simple questions
really for any paddler who has shot the rapids and he answers hours
later with a wiki page.. snerk. Guess he couldn't google the lariat,
strainer, and blade questions fast enough.. pfffffttt... If he shot
the rapids it was with his widdle toy cap guns and his widdle toy
holster, hat and plastic badge.. out frolicking in the woods with his
"life partner" stumpy.. ;)

Rowdy Mouse Racing, yes, I know a little about paddling whitewater, so
does Mrs. Mouse. No posers here..

And I have dings in my canoe from whitewater. But have no idea about the
"strainer". "lariat", etc. We just canoed. Just because you do not know
the technical terms does not mean you have not canoed.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


"Shooting the rapids" for a guy who is so obsessed with only
professionals playing dangerous sports, or doing any kind of manual
labor, would suggest a more experienced or advanced paddler when it's
Harry talking about it. He insists that everyone should be a licenced
pro before you do anything, I assume he holds himself to the same
standards.. . You other guys and guys like me are allowed to have
fun.. No problem.. ;)

The lariat holds the boat to you, a strainer is a tree or other
submerged obstacle that could hold you andyour boat under water and
kill you, the blade should be in a place where it won't get hooked on
anything or lost, but you can get a hold of it to cut yourself out of
a strainer or away from your boat within seconds, underwater, blind,
first try, every time.... This particular maneuver is practiced as
much as "rolling" by folks who actually "shoot the rapids"... Which I
don't do intentionally at my age... Now I enjoy a nice flat paddle or
at most play in the surf or wake of big boats ;)


To be fair to Harry, He says he goes paddling down a lazy river in his
canoe. That is a far cry from running the rapids in a kayak. He won't
take his big boat out in whitecaps. What makes you think he would risk
capsizing his canoe in swift water? If he actually stated that he ran
rapids in his canoe, I must have missed it. Read what he says carefully
and assume he is trying to mislead you.

Boater November 18th 08 11:58 AM

I can...canoe?
 
wrote:

I like the way he answered my paddling questions. Simple questions
really for any paddler who has shot the rapids and he answers hours
later with a wiki page..


I handled your "questions" the way I handle most of your questions...I
ignored them. I've told you before, you are nothing more than a
presenter of mostly unintentional humor, not someone I take seriously.

JohnH[_3_] November 18th 08 12:47 PM

I can...canoe?
 
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:07:07 -0800 (PST),
wrote:

On Nov 17, 6:55*pm, JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:15:01 -0500, Boater wrote:
JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:22:58 -0500, Boater wrote:


JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:35:00 -0500, Boater wrote:


wrote:


snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water ;)
I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe.
"I've been canoeing on the South Fork of the Shenandoah River for years.
*Stage I and Stage II, mostly. Enough excitement for a canoer like me.
*Very dependent on level of water and flow."


Stage I and Stage II what? Or do you just lie a lot?


Here you go, schitt-for-brains...with pictures:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interna...ver_Difficulty

Precisely as I described.


BTW, was your fixation with pustules responsible for your losing all
your teeth?


I know, Harry! I'm the one that posted the picture of the Shenandoah rapids
and waterfalls around Bentonville, remember?


I think you meant 'ripples', not rapids.


Bentonville is where we have our access to the river, schitt-for-brains,
and what I stated is precisely correct: the area is mostly Stage/Class I
and Stage/Class II rapids, though there is at least one Stage/Class III
area on the South Fork I haven't tried. Yet. If you posted a photo, I
missed it. I don't often look at your links.


Are you less of a racist now that you're given up substitute teaching?
Doesn't seem so.


Oh...have you sprayed WD40 into your openings?


Do you think often of my openings. You're scary. Maybe that's why you've
been stalking me. You're on notice. This thread is being preserved.

I really like the 'Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus' thread, don't you? *I
do wish you'd tell us if you have webbed feet.
--
A Harry Krause truism:

"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


I like the way he answered my paddling questions. Simple questions
really for any paddler who has shot the rapids and he answers hours
later with a wiki page.. snerk. Guess he couldn't google the lariat,
strainer, and blade questions fast enough.. pfffffttt... If he shot
the rapids it was with his widdle toy cap guns and his widdle toy
holster, hat and plastic badge.. out frolicking in the woods with his
"life partner" stumpy.. ;)

Rowdy Mouse Racing, yes, I know a little about paddling whitewater, so
does Mrs. Mouse. No posers here..


'Twas just a little boo-boo. He meant 'ripples', not 'rapids'.
--
John H.

Boater November 18th 08 12:47 PM

I can...canoe?
 
JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:07:07 -0800 (PST),
wrote:

On Nov 17, 6:55 pm, JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:15:01 -0500, Boater wrote:
JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:22:58 -0500, Boater wrote:
JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:35:00 -0500, Boater wrote:
wrote:
snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water ;)
I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe.
"I've been canoeing on the South Fork of the Shenandoah River for years.
Stage I and Stage II, mostly. Enough excitement for a canoer like me.
Very dependent on level of water and flow."
Stage I and Stage II what? Or do you just lie a lot?
Here you go, schitt-for-brains...with pictures:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interna...ver_Difficulty
Precisely as I described.
BTW, was your fixation with pustules responsible for your losing all
your teeth?
I know, Harry! I'm the one that posted the picture of the Shenandoah rapids
and waterfalls around Bentonville, remember?
I think you meant 'ripples', not rapids.
Bentonville is where we have our access to the river, schitt-for-brains,
and what I stated is precisely correct: the area is mostly Stage/Class I
and Stage/Class II rapids, though there is at least one Stage/Class III
area on the South Fork I haven't tried. Yet. If you posted a photo, I
missed it. I don't often look at your links.
Are you less of a racist now that you're given up substitute teaching?
Doesn't seem so.
Oh...have you sprayed WD40 into your openings?
Do you think often of my openings. You're scary. Maybe that's why you've
been stalking me. You're on notice. This thread is being preserved.

I really like the 'Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus' thread, don't you? I
do wish you'd tell us if you have webbed feet.
--
A Harry Krause truism:

"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

I like the way he answered my paddling questions. Simple questions
really for any paddler who has shot the rapids and he answers hours
later with a wiki page.. snerk. Guess he couldn't google the lariat,
strainer, and blade questions fast enough.. pfffffttt... If he shot
the rapids it was with his widdle toy cap guns and his widdle toy
holster, hat and plastic badge.. out frolicking in the woods with his
"life partner" stumpy.. ;)

Rowdy Mouse Racing, yes, I know a little about paddling whitewater, so
does Mrs. Mouse. No posers here..


'Twas just a little boo-boo. He meant 'ripples', not 'rapids'.



Accordint to those who keep track of such things, there are Class II
rapids there. The fact that you know next to nothing about anything and
your boy JustHate is a fool's fool are relevant here.

JohnH[_3_] November 18th 08 01:10 PM

I can...canoe?
 
On Tue, 18 Nov 2008 07:47:48 -0500, Boater wrote:

JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:07:07 -0800 (PST),
wrote:

On Nov 17, 6:55 pm, JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:15:01 -0500, Boater wrote:
JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:22:58 -0500, Boater wrote:
JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:35:00 -0500, Boater wrote:
wrote:
snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water ;)
I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe.
"I've been canoeing on the South Fork of the Shenandoah River for years.
Stage I and Stage II, mostly. Enough excitement for a canoer like me.
Very dependent on level of water and flow."
Stage I and Stage II what? Or do you just lie a lot?
Here you go, schitt-for-brains...with pictures:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interna...ver_Difficulty
Precisely as I described.
BTW, was your fixation with pustules responsible for your losing all
your teeth?
I know, Harry! I'm the one that posted the picture of the Shenandoah rapids
and waterfalls around Bentonville, remember?
I think you meant 'ripples', not rapids.
Bentonville is where we have our access to the river, schitt-for-brains,
and what I stated is precisely correct: the area is mostly Stage/Class I
and Stage/Class II rapids, though there is at least one Stage/Class III
area on the South Fork I haven't tried. Yet. If you posted a photo, I
missed it. I don't often look at your links.
Are you less of a racist now that you're given up substitute teaching?
Doesn't seem so.
Oh...have you sprayed WD40 into your openings?
Do you think often of my openings. You're scary. Maybe that's why you've
been stalking me. You're on notice. This thread is being preserved.

I really like the 'Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus' thread, don't you? I
do wish you'd tell us if you have webbed feet.
--
A Harry Krause truism:

"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -
I like the way he answered my paddling questions. Simple questions
really for any paddler who has shot the rapids and he answers hours
later with a wiki page.. snerk. Guess he couldn't google the lariat,
strainer, and blade questions fast enough.. pfffffttt... If he shot
the rapids it was with his widdle toy cap guns and his widdle toy
holster, hat and plastic badge.. out frolicking in the woods with his
"life partner" stumpy.. ;)

Rowdy Mouse Racing, yes, I know a little about paddling whitewater, so
does Mrs. Mouse. No posers here..


'Twas just a little boo-boo. He meant 'ripples', not 'rapids'.



Accordint to those who keep track of such things, there are Class II
rapids there. The fact that you know next to nothing about anything and
your boy JustHate is a fool's fool are relevant here.


Yup, you're right, Harry.
--
John H.

[email protected] November 18th 08 01:41 PM

I can...canoe?
 
On Nov 17, 2:48*pm, "Don White" wrote:
wrote in message

...
On Nov 17, 10:36 am, wrote:





On Nov 17, 10:32 am, Boater wrote:


Frogwatch wrote:
On Nov 17, 9:11 am, wrote:
On Nov 17, 8:35 am, Boater wrote:


wrote:
snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should
know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water ;)
I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally
enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe. Unlike you, I earn a decent living,
have a few hobbies I only have to take semi-seriously, and I don't
have
to live vicariously through my children or grandchildren. Oh...and
I'm
not a short, ill-tempered, semi-literate little schitt - like you..
Psssst...is that daughter of yours going to get a motorcycle racing
scholarship to college?
Harry, we all know you are a failure in life, that's why you must lie
about every aspect of it. Perhaps it's because you are too stupid to
know that being in a sport with rules, expectations, and consequences
for NOT following the rules, plus the fact that it teaches you how to
be competitive without being an asshole about it (something you
should
take to heart), does indeed teach you a lot of basics about life.


That Class I picture would be major rapids here in Florida. Our scale
of difficulty is due to the number of trees you have to pull your boat
over and the number of snakes.


I have zero interest in "competitive canoeing" or its lingo, but I do
like to paddle around in a canoe on a pretty river. I've seen a few
snakes swimming in the Shenandoah from time to time. I have no idea what
kind they are. What's nice is fly fishing on the river from either a
canoe or a raft, or just going for a swim.


We launch from this spot:


http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...s/96c4348e.jpg


We have a gravel road leading down between two parts of the river bank
right down to the water. Dark gloomy day when this was shot.- Hide
quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Now he flyfishes from a canoe.. This is getting better all the
time... Yikes, guess that low fat center of gravity comes in handy
from time to time. Wonder if he has a seperate canoe for each butt
cheek ?- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


I'd love to see THAT! It's got to be *quite a site* watching Harry shoe-
horn his fat blubber into a canoe!
---------------------------------------------------------

Say what...? * "*quite a site*??- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Oh, my GOD a typo...........
Whew, I'm sure glad that you picked that up!

[email protected] November 18th 08 01:43 PM

I can...canoe?
 
On Nov 18, 7:47*am, Boater wrote:
JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:07:07 -0800 (PST),
wrote:


On Nov 17, 6:55 pm, JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:15:01 -0500, Boater wrote:
JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:22:58 -0500, Boater wrote:
JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:35:00 -0500, Boater wrote:
wrote:
snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water ;)
I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe.
"I've been canoeing on the South Fork of the Shenandoah River for years.
*Stage I and Stage II, mostly. Enough excitement for a canoer like me.
*Very dependent on level of water and flow."
Stage I and Stage II what? Or do you just lie a lot?
Here you go, schitt-for-brains...with pictures:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interna...ver_Difficulty
Precisely as I described.
BTW, was your fixation with pustules responsible for your losing all
your teeth?
I know, Harry! I'm the one that posted the picture of the Shenandoah rapids
and waterfalls around Bentonville, remember?
I think you meant 'ripples', not rapids.
Bentonville is where we have our access to the river, schitt-for-brains,
and what I stated is precisely correct: the area is mostly Stage/Class I
and Stage/Class II rapids, though there is at least one Stage/Class III
area on the South Fork I haven't tried. Yet. If you posted a photo, I
missed it. I don't often look at your links.
Are you less of a racist now that you're given up substitute teaching?
Doesn't seem so.
Oh...have you sprayed WD40 into your openings?
Do you think often of my openings. You're scary. Maybe that's why you've
been stalking me. You're on notice. This thread is being preserved.


I really like the 'Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus' thread, don't you? *I
do wish you'd tell us if you have webbed feet.
--
A Harry Krause truism:


"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -
I like the way he answered my paddling questions. Simple questions
really for any paddler who has shot the rapids and he answers hours
later with a wiki page.. snerk. Guess he couldn't google the lariat,
strainer, and blade questions fast enough.. pfffffttt... If he shot
the rapids it was with his widdle toy cap guns and his widdle toy
holster, hat and plastic badge.. out frolicking in the woods with his
"life partner" stumpy.. ;)


Rowdy Mouse Racing, yes, I know a little about paddling whitewater, so
does Mrs. Mouse. No posers here..


'Twas just a little boo-boo. He meant 'ripples', not 'rapids'.


Accordint to those who keep track of such things, there are Class II
rapids there. The fact that you know next to nothing about anything and
your boy JustHate is a fool's fool are relevant here.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Accordint????
Whow, Don, you didn't catch this typo? Do you think Harry will now
call HIMSELF a "middle school dropout"?

Jim November 18th 08 01:56 PM

I can...canoe?
 
wrote:
On Nov 17, 2:48 pm, "Don White" wrote:
wrote in message

...
On Nov 17, 10:36 am, wrote:





On Nov 17, 10:32 am, Boater wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Nov 17, 9:11 am, wrote:
On Nov 17, 8:35 am, Boater wrote:
wrote:
snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should
know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water ;)
I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally
enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe. Unlike you, I earn a decent living,
have a few hobbies I only have to take semi-seriously, and I don't
have
to live vicariously through my children or grandchildren. Oh...and
I'm
not a short, ill-tempered, semi-literate little schitt - like you..
Psssst...is that daughter of yours going to get a motorcycle racing
scholarship to college?
Harry, we all know you are a failure in life, that's why you must lie
about every aspect of it. Perhaps it's because you are too stupid to
know that being in a sport with rules, expectations, and consequences
for NOT following the rules, plus the fact that it teaches you how to
be competitive without being an asshole about it (something you
should
take to heart), does indeed teach you a lot of basics about life.
That Class I picture would be major rapids here in Florida. Our scale
of difficulty is due to the number of trees you have to pull your boat
over and the number of snakes.
I have zero interest in "competitive canoeing" or its lingo, but I do
like to paddle around in a canoe on a pretty river. I've seen a few
snakes swimming in the Shenandoah from time to time. I have no idea what
kind they are. What's nice is fly fishing on the river from either a
canoe or a raft, or just going for a swim.
We launch from this spot:
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...s/96c4348e.jpg
We have a gravel road leading down between two parts of the river bank
right down to the water. Dark gloomy day when this was shot.- Hide
quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
Now he flyfishes from a canoe.. This is getting better all the
time... Yikes, guess that low fat center of gravity comes in handy
from time to time. Wonder if he has a seperate canoe for each butt
cheek ?- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

I'd love to see THAT! It's got to be *quite a site* watching Harry shoe-
horn his fat blubber into a canoe!
---------------------------------------------------------

Say what...? "*quite a site*??- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Oh, my GOD a typo...........
Whew, I'm sure glad that you picked that up!


Krause's butt must be quite an expansive site and quite a sight.

Don White November 18th 08 02:45 PM

I can...canoe?
 

"Jim" wrote in message
...
wrote:
On Nov 17, 2:48 pm, "Don White" wrote:
wrote in message

...
On Nov 17, 10:36 am, wrote:





On Nov 17, 10:32 am, Boater wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Nov 17, 9:11 am, wrote:
On Nov 17, 8:35 am, Boater wrote:
wrote:
snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should
know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer
looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water ;)
I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally
enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe. Unlike you, I earn a decent
living,
have a few hobbies I only have to take semi-seriously, and I don't
have
to live vicariously through my children or grandchildren. Oh...and
I'm
not a short, ill-tempered, semi-literate little schitt - like you..
Psssst...is that daughter of yours going to get a motorcycle racing
scholarship to college?
Harry, we all know you are a failure in life, that's why you must
lie
about every aspect of it. Perhaps it's because you are too stupid to
know that being in a sport with rules, expectations, and
consequences
for NOT following the rules, plus the fact that it teaches you how
to
be competitive without being an asshole about it (something you
should
take to heart), does indeed teach you a lot of basics about life.
That Class I picture would be major rapids here in Florida. Our scale
of difficulty is due to the number of trees you have to pull your
boat
over and the number of snakes.
I have zero interest in "competitive canoeing" or its lingo, but I do
like to paddle around in a canoe on a pretty river. I've seen a few
snakes swimming in the Shenandoah from time to time. I have no idea
what
kind they are. What's nice is fly fishing on the river from either a
canoe or a raft, or just going for a swim.
We launch from this spot:
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...s/96c4348e.jpg
We have a gravel road leading down between two parts of the river bank
right down to the water. Dark gloomy day when this was shot.- Hide
quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
Now he flyfishes from a canoe.. This is getting better all the
time... Yikes, guess that low fat center of gravity comes in handy
from time to time. Wonder if he has a seperate canoe for each butt
cheek ?- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
I'd love to see THAT! It's got to be *quite a site* watching Harry shoe-
horn his fat blubber into a canoe!
---------------------------------------------------------

Say what...? "*quite a site*??- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Oh, my GOD a typo...........
Whew, I'm sure glad that you picked that up!


Krause's butt must be quite an expansive site and quite a sight.



Please keep your deviant fetish desires below the Mason Dixon line where
they are appreciated.



Jim November 18th 08 03:05 PM

I can...canoe?
 
Don White wrote:
"Jim" wrote in message
...
wrote:
On Nov 17, 2:48 pm, "Don White" wrote:
wrote in message

...
On Nov 17, 10:36 am, wrote:





On Nov 17, 10:32 am, Boater wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Nov 17, 9:11 am, wrote:
On Nov 17, 8:35 am, Boater wrote:
wrote:
snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should
know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer
looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water ;)
I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally
enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe. Unlike you, I earn a decent
living,
have a few hobbies I only have to take semi-seriously, and I don't
have
to live vicariously through my children or grandchildren. Oh...and
I'm
not a short, ill-tempered, semi-literate little schitt - like you..
Psssst...is that daughter of yours going to get a motorcycle racing
scholarship to college?
Harry, we all know you are a failure in life, that's why you must
lie
about every aspect of it. Perhaps it's because you are too stupid to
know that being in a sport with rules, expectations, and
consequences
for NOT following the rules, plus the fact that it teaches you how
to
be competitive without being an asshole about it (something you
should
take to heart), does indeed teach you a lot of basics about life.
That Class I picture would be major rapids here in Florida. Our scale
of difficulty is due to the number of trees you have to pull your
boat
over and the number of snakes.
I have zero interest in "competitive canoeing" or its lingo, but I do
like to paddle around in a canoe on a pretty river. I've seen a few
snakes swimming in the Shenandoah from time to time. I have no idea
what
kind they are. What's nice is fly fishing on the river from either a
canoe or a raft, or just going for a swim.
We launch from this spot:
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...s/96c4348e.jpg
We have a gravel road leading down between two parts of the river bank
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Now he flyfishes from a canoe.. This is getting better all the
time... Yikes, guess that low fat center of gravity comes in handy
from time to time. Wonder if he has a seperate canoe for each butt
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I'd love to see THAT! It's got to be *quite a site* watching Harry shoe-
horn his fat blubber into a canoe!
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Oh, my GOD a typo...........
Whew, I'm sure glad that you picked that up!

Krause's butt must be quite an expansive site and quite a sight.



Please keep your deviant fetish desires below the Mason Dixon line where
they are appreciated.


Say what? BTW I notice you don't dare correct your master's typos. Are
you that intimidated?













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