I can...canoe?
 

On Nov 17, 10:36*am, wrote:
On Nov 17, 10:32*am, Boater wrote:





Frogwatch wrote:
On Nov 17, 9:11 am, wrote:
On Nov 17, 8:35 am, Boater wrote:

wrote:
snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water ;)
I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe. Unlike you, I earn a decent living,
have a few hobbies I only have to take semi-seriously, and I don't have
to live vicariously through my children or grandchildren. Oh...and I'm
not a short, ill-tempered, semi-literate little schitt - like you.
Psssst...is that daughter of yours going to get a motorcycle racing
scholarship to college?
Harry, we all know you are a failure in life, that's why you must lie
about every aspect of it. Perhaps it's because you are too stupid to
know that being in a sport with rules, expectations, and consequences
for NOT following the rules, plus the fact that it teaches you how to
be competitive without being an asshole about it (something you should
take to heart), does indeed teach you a lot of basics about life.

That Class I picture would be major rapids here in Florida. *Our scale
of difficulty is due to the number of trees you have to pull your boat
over and the number of snakes.

I have zero interest in "competitive canoeing" *or its lingo, but I do
like to paddle around in a canoe on a pretty river. I've seen a few
snakes swimming in the Shenandoah from time to time. I have no idea what
kind they are. What's nice is fly fishing on the river from either a
canoe or a raft, or just going for a swim.

We launch from this spot:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...s/96c4348e.jpg

We have a gravel road leading down between two parts of the river bank
right down to the water. Dark gloomy day when this was shot.- Hide quoted text -

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Now he flyfishes from a canoe.. This is getting better all the
time... *Yikes, guess that low fat center of gravity comes in handy
from time to time. Wonder if he has a seperate canoe for each butt
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I'd love to see THAT! It's got to be quite a site watching Harry shoe-
horn his fat blubber into a canoe!

I can...canoe?
 

On Nov 17, 10:32*am, Boater wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Nov 17, 9:11 am, wrote:
On Nov 17, 8:35 am, Boater wrote:

wrote:
snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water ;)
I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe. Unlike you, I earn a decent living,
have a few hobbies I only have to take semi-seriously, and I don't have
to live vicariously through my children or grandchildren. Oh...and I'm
not a short, ill-tempered, semi-literate little schitt - like you.
Psssst...is that daughter of yours going to get a motorcycle racing
scholarship to college?
Harry, we all know you are a failure in life, that's why you must lie
about every aspect of it. Perhaps it's because you are too stupid to
know that being in a sport with rules, expectations, and consequences
for NOT following the rules, plus the fact that it teaches you how to
be competitive without being an asshole about it (something you should
take to heart), does indeed teach you a lot of basics about life.

That Class I picture would be major rapids here in Florida. *Our scale
of difficulty is due to the number of trees you have to pull your boat
over and the number of snakes.

I have zero interest in "competitive canoeing" *or its lingo, but I do
like to paddle around in a canoe on a pretty river. I've seen a few
snakes swimming in the Shenandoah from time to time. I have no idea what
kind they are. What's nice is fly fishing on the river from either a
canoe or a raft, or just going for a swim.

We launch from this spot:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...s/96c4348e.jpg

We have a gravel road leading down between two parts of the river bank
right down to the water. Dark gloomy day when this was shot.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Wow, those are SOME rapids......bwaaaahaaaaa!!!!

I can...canoe?
 

On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:35:00 -0500, Boater wrote:

wrote:


snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water ;)


I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe.

"I've been canoeing on the South Fork of the Shenandoah River for years.
Stage I and Stage II, mostly. Enough excitement for a canoer like me.
Very dependent on level of water and flow."

Stage I and Stage II what? Or do you just lie a lot?

Unlike you, I earn a decent living,
have a few hobbies I only have to take semi-seriously, and I don't have
to live vicariously through my children or grandchildren. Oh...and I'm
not a short, ill-tempered, semi-literate little schitt - like you.

Psssst...is that daughter of yours going to get a motorcycle racing
scholarship to college?

Psssst...was the evil smelling, pustule popping especially bad today?
--
A Harry Krause truism:

"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"

I can...canoe?
 

Boater wrote:
wrote:
On Nov 17, 10:32 am, Boater wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Nov 17, 9:11 am, wrote:
On Nov 17, 8:35 am, Boater wrote:
wrote:
snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water ;)
I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally
enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe. Unlike you, I earn a decent living,
have a few hobbies I only have to take semi-seriously, and I don't
have
to live vicariously through my children or grandchildren. Oh...and
I'm
not a short, ill-tempered, semi-literate little schitt - like you.
Psssst...is that daughter of yours going to get a motorcycle racing
scholarship to college?
Harry, we all know you are a failure in life, that's why you must lie
about every aspect of it. Perhaps it's because you are too stupid to
know that being in a sport with rules, expectations, and consequences
for NOT following the rules, plus the fact that it teaches you how to
be competitive without being an asshole about it (something you should
take to heart), does indeed teach you a lot of basics about life.
That Class I picture would be major rapids here in Florida. Our scale
of difficulty is due to the number of trees you have to pull your boat
over and the number of snakes.
I have zero interest in "competitive canoeing" or its lingo, but I do
like to paddle around in a canoe on a pretty river. I've seen a few
snakes swimming in the Shenandoah from time to time. I have no idea what
kind they are. What's nice is fly fishing on the river from either a
canoe or a raft, or just going for a swim.

We launch from this spot:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...s/96c4348e.jpg

We have a gravel road leading down between two parts of the river bank
right down to the water. Dark gloomy day when this was shot.- Hide
quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Now he flyfishes from a canoe.. This is getting better all the
time... Yikes, guess that low fat center of gravity comes in handy
from time to time. Wonder if he has a seperate canoe for each butt
cheek ?


Since until recently you thought I was 5'3" (almost a foot off), and
since you have not seen a recent photo of me and since you don't know
anyone who has seen me in the last year or so or even longer, you have
no idea what I look like or how much I weigh.

Second, you also know nothing about fishing, fly or otherwise.

Do you work extra hard at showing yourself off as an ignorant little
turd? Or does it come naturally?

Lots of people think you are small and narrow minded. So what if you are
a few inches taller than imagined.You are still an ass.Unless you think
our visualizations of you wouldn't do you justice, there is really no
need for you to post a photo. The meat hooks you posted holding a room
key from your girlfriend's business trip to Calif give a pretty good
indication of your physical condition.

I can...canoe?
 

On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 06:01:18 -0800 (PST), wrote:

On Nov 16, 10:25*pm, JohnH wrote:
On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:09:45 -0500, Boater wrote:
Vic Smith wrote:
On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 18:43:58 -0800 (PST),
wrote:

Pffttt. what river do you "shoot rapids"??? * *snerk *Now he is
shooting the rapids, next he will be telling us about his latest
marathon adventure.. :)

LOL. *Most places east of the Rockies I thought they just called
"shooting the rapids" *"paddle a little faster."

--Vic

Our spot is out in Bentonville along the Shenandoah's South Fork. I and
II rapids, enough for me.

I don't canoe there, but the rapids around Great Falls, Va., would be
enough to send you home crying, if you survived.

You can tell by the way the river meanders in that area that it's going to
be a 'wild and wooly' ride, huh Harry?

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=e...ville,va&sll=3...

or:http://tinyurl.com/57mkba
--
A Harry Krause truism:

"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

That's funny!!!!!

I looked all over for I and II rapids. Could not find any. Wonder why?
--
A Harry Krause truism:

"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"

I can...canoe?
 

JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:35:00 -0500, Boater wrote:

wrote:

snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water ;)

I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe.

"I've been canoeing on the South Fork of the Shenandoah River for years.
Stage I and Stage II, mostly. Enough excitement for a canoer like me.
Very dependent on level of water and flow."

Stage I and Stage II what? Or do you just lie a lot?


Here you go, schitt-for-brains...with pictures:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interna...ver_Difficulty

Precisely as I described.

BTW, was your fixation with pustules responsible for your losing all
your teeth?

I can...canoe?
 

On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 10:47:37 -0500, Jim wrote:


Looks like a great place to catch rattlers and cotton mouths. They like
slow moving water. And with all that underbrush you might find corals
too.

Rattlesnakes, maybe, but cottonmouths and corals range generally south of
the Shenandoah.

I can...canoe?
 

I can...canoe?
 

I can...canoe?
 

On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:48:25 -0500, Jim wrote:


I thought water moccasins / cottonmouth were everywhere.

Not natively.


http://www.uga.edu/srelherp/snakes/agkpis.htm

http://www.uga.edu/srelherp/snakes/micful.htm