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Sailing Cuba
More trash, when will this end??
Buenos dias senor's e senoritas, This will end when the USA becomes a communist dictatorship under me--Fidel Castro. In CUBA we do not have grand juries. We don't have a constitution or civil rights. We don't need them. We have ME! Please keep supporting our workers paradise with your dollars and boats!!!! Your USA hateful capitalist magazine Forbes just identified that I have amassed a personal net worth of $110 million dollars. And it's all mine. The workers in our paradise don't need the money so I have taken it for myself. The workers love me and feel it's only right that I--Fidel Castro--have this money. You may be aware that I recently closed all the dollar stores for a short while. You may think that I shut down these stores because I am a greedy brutal dictator bent on keeping my people poor and punishing private enterprise. You may think that I closed these stores because they were the only places people could purchase any merchandise because our government stores are empty of any worthwhile merchandise. But that's not why. I closed the dollar stores because I'm changing my swiss bank accounts. All the accounts I had in Switzerland were so full of US dollars that I have taken from the the people of CUBA, that I need to find a bigger swiss bank. Most happily, I have found a much bigger swiss bank that is now ready to receive all the money I expect to steal from my people in the near future. So now the dollar stores are back open. Having the dollar stores, and making the US dollar the official currency of CUBA has been a wonderful thing. It saves the people's republic of CUBA from having to waste money on printing presses to make our own currency. At it makes it particularly convenient for me to steal US dollars and place in my favorite swiss bank. (Ha Ha-I got this idea from the hateful german NAZI's) I strongly suggest everyone seize their own country and take the property from all it's citizens. It is a great way to make money and best of all, you will have to pay no taxes. Then you will have lot's of extra time to spend cruising the ocean and calling other contributers to news groups "morons" and "stupid" if they don't agree with you. CommieFidel |
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