THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to
Skip that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece
of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'.

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and
stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

'How long will this take?' I asked.

'They will grow larger over a period of years,' Skip replies.

I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'

Skip's still alive .... and with a great deal of therapy, he may even
walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through
a straw.

Disclaimer----Any resemblance to anyone on this group is purely
coincidental! Kinda like SNL.

G