It's tough to be me. Last night at my strip club, one of the dancers
asked me to marry her. I was caught off guard, and didn't know what
to say.

Fortunately, I didn't have to tell her "no." My fiancee and my
girlfriend both stepped in and answered for me.




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did this anger your sister, or did she persist?
Scout

"Horvath the Hungover Hump" wrote
It's tough to be me. Last night at my strip club, one of the dancers
asked me to marry her. I was caught off guard, and didn't know what
to say.

Fortunately, I didn't have to tell her "no." My fiancee and my
girlfriend both stepped in and answered for me.




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Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Say yes, those Chipendales make good money.

"Horvath" wrote ...
It's tough to be me. Last night at my strip club, one of the dancers
asked me to marry him. I was caught off guard, and didn't know what
to say.

On Sat, 5 Jul 2003 07:56:20 -0400, "Scott the Homo Vernon"
wrote this crap:

Say yes, those Chipendales make good money.

"Horvath" wrote ...
It's tough to be me. Last night at my strip club, one of the dancers
asked me to marry her. I was caught off guard, and didn't know what
to say.



What Chipendales? You having wet dreams again?




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Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Excellent! You slammed the little bitch with that one
so as to make Hulk Hogan proud.


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...

Say yes, those Chipendales make good money.



"Horvath" wrote ...
It's tough to be me. Last night at my strip club, one of the dancers
asked me to marry him. I was caught off guard, and didn't know what
to say.

On Sat, 5 Jul 2003 09:08:25 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Excellent! You slammed the little bitch with that one
so as to make Hulk Hogan proud.

You slap women around?

How un-manly.




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Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Yeah, I got that spam too. You need not pass off jokes as your life. Your life's joke enough.


"Horvath" wrote in message ...
It's tough to be me. Last night at my strip club, one of the dancers
asked me to marry her. I was caught off guard, and didn't know what
to say.

Fortunately, I didn't have to tell her "no." My fiancee and my
girlfriend both stepped in and answered for me.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

My God! You didn't even know it was a joke. How many penis enlargers do you own? The Viagra has gone to your head.


"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Sun, 06 Jul 2003 01:37:35 +1000, Oz1
wrote this crap:

On 5 Jul 2003 05:00:47 GMT, Horvath wrote:

It's tough to be me. Last night at my strip club, one of the dancers
asked me to marry her. I was caught off guard, and didn't know what
to say.

Was she drunk?

Nope. Perfectly sober.

Were you so drunk that you couldn't speak let alone think straight?

I don't drink.

Was she sane?

I'm not a psychiatrist, but I'd say yes.

Was she pregnant...no not to you Holly?

Nope. Not at all. I'm just glad my girlfriend and fiancee were there
to help me out.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

He promises not to hit you too hard.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 5 Jul 2003 09:08:25 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Excellent! You slammed the little bitch with that one
so as to make Hulk Hogan proud.

You slap women around?

How un-manly.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

You might consider drinking. Your attitude might improve.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 06 Jul 2003 01:37:35 +1000, Oz1
wrote this crap:

On 5 Jul 2003 05:00:47 GMT, Horvath wrote:

It's tough to be me. Last night at my strip club, one of the dancers
asked me to marry her. I was caught off guard, and didn't know what
to say.

Was she drunk?

Nope. Perfectly sober.

Were you so drunk that you couldn't speak let alone think straight?

I don't drink.

Was she sane?

I'm not a psychiatrist, but I'd say yes.

Was she pregnant...no not to you Holly?

Nope. Not at all. I'm just glad my girlfriend and fiancee were there
to help me out.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!