On Sat, 5 Jul 2003 11:17:30 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

You might consider drinking. Your attitude might improve.

I can't.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

he meant you, sweetie.


"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sat, 5 Jul 2003 09:08:25 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Excellent! You slammed the little bitch with that one
so as to make Hulk Hogan proud.

You slap women around?

How un-manly.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

does she know you own a Hunter?


"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sun, 06 Jul 2003 01:37:35 +1000, Oz1
wrote this crap:

On 5 Jul 2003 05:00:47 GMT, Horvath wrote:

It's tough to be me. Last night at my strip club, one of the dancers
asked me to marry her. I was caught off guard, and didn't know what
to say.

Was she drunk?

Nope. Perfectly sober.

Were you so drunk that you couldn't speak let alone think straight?

I don't drink.

Was she sane?

I'm not a psychiatrist, but I'd say yes.

Was she pregnant...no not to you Holly?

Nope. Not at all. I'm just glad my girlfriend and fiancee were there
to help me out.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

On Sat, 5 Jul 2003 16:46:16 -0400, "Scout"
wrote this crap:

Guess I nailed that one.

"Horvath" the bitter old recovering alcoholic wrote:
I can't.

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote:
You might consider drinking. Your attitude might improve.



Who says I'm an alcoholic?




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

You're just an idiot.

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sat, 5 Jul 2003 16:46:16 -0400, "Scout"
wrote this crap:

Guess I nailed that one.

"Horvath" the bitter old recovering alcoholic wrote:
I can't.

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote:
You might consider drinking. Your attitude might improve.



Who says I'm an alcoholic?




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

"Horvath" the bitter old recovering alcoholic wrote:
Who says I'm an alcoholic?

No one - I said recovering alcoholic. But you do seem to have issues.
"Bitterness" dominates most of your posts, from intro to conclusion, and as
far back as I cared to read, which causes you to add very little by way of
meaningful discourse.
"Old" is a deduction, based on the hypothesis that one would need to have
lived many years of a hard life to become as negative as you appear to be.
"Alcoholic" was simply inferred.
Prove me wrong.
Scout




"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sat, 5 Jul 2003 16:46:16 -0400, "Scout"
wrote this crap:
Guess I nailed that one.

"Horvath" the bitter old recovering alcoholic wrote:
I can't.

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote:
You might consider drinking. Your attitude might improve.

On Sat, 05 Jul 2003 17:09:30 GMT, "jlrogers"
wrote this crap:

Yeah, I got that spam too. You need not pass off jokes as your life. Your life's joke enough.

What? You talking to me?



"Horvath" wrote in message ...
It's tough to be me. Last night at my strip club, one of the dancers
asked me to marry her. I was caught off guard, and didn't know what
to say.

Fortunately, I didn't have to tell her "no." My fiancee and my
girlfriend both stepped in and answered for me.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!



Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!

On Sun, 6 Jul 2003 08:13:41 -0400, "Scout"
wrote this crap:

"Horvath" the bitter old recovering alcoholic wrote:
Who says I'm an alcoholic?

No one - I said recovering alcoholic. But you do seem to have issues.
"Bitterness" dominates most of your posts, from intro to conclusion, and as
far back as I cared to read, which causes you to add very little by way of
meaningful discourse.
"Old" is a deduction, based on the hypothesis that one would need to have
lived many years of a hard life to become as negative as you appear to be.
"Alcoholic" was simply inferred.
Prove me wrong.

I don't have to. That automatically makes you wrong.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!

Nor can you, poor creature.
Ah, Horvath! Ah, humanity!
Scout

"Horvath" the bitter, baffled, and begrudging old boozehound managed:
I don't have to. That automatically makes you wrong.

"Scout" the magnanimous, proffered this gem:
Prove me wrong.
Scout