You might consider drinking. Your attitude might improve.

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sun, 06 Jul 2003 01:37:35 +1000, Oz1
wrote this crap:

On 5 Jul 2003 05:00:47 GMT, Horvath wrote:

It's tough to be me. Last night at my strip club, one of the dancers
asked me to marry her. I was caught off guard, and didn't know what
to say.

Was she drunk?

Nope. Perfectly sober.

Were you so drunk that you couldn't speak let alone think straight?

I don't drink.

Was she sane?

I'm not a psychiatrist, but I'd say yes.

Was she pregnant...no not to you Holly?

Nope. Not at all. I'm just glad my girlfriend and fiancee were there
to help me out.




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