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Banning my wife from the boat
A nice day, 12 kts and maybe in the 50s. Sailing with wife, 21 yr old
daughter, 11 yr old daughter and another 11 yr old friend. Everybody takes turns at the tiller. Unfortunately, my wife is simply unable to steer. EVERYBODY else quickly grasps the idea of feeling the pressure on the tiller and steering accordingly. She is unable to do so. Within a minute of closing my eyes and leaning back against the cabin, I hear the sails flogging and THE DAMNED BOAT IS TACKING. She is looking puzzled pushing the tiller every which way. I put her back on course and fortunately my daughter wants to steer. Later, going downwind, my wife wants to steer again so I tell her, "Keep it on 330 degrees, I'm going below to make a PB sandwich". The two little girls are blocking the companionway ladder so I ask my little daughter to make me a sandwich. My wife begins to nag them to get out of the way so I can do it and I say they can do it and she insists that the kids clear the ladder and this goes on and on and on and on and.....Suddenly, the damned boom crashes across. WE'VE FU*&%$G JIBBED! She is so busy doing what she shouldn't be doing that she allows the boat to jibe nearly knocking me into the water. I have had it, she is a menace to everybody around her on the boat. So, I want to discourage her from ever going sailing again before she kills someone. Yes, I have tried everything I can think of but she is simply incapable of steering. Unfortunately, she forgets almost everything she learns from one sailing trip to another. I have lost track of the number of times I have taught her how to tie various knots. I have come to the unfortunate conclusion that she simply should not be on a boat. Oddly, my daughters seem to do very well. Yes, I am responsible for what happens on my boat and part of that responsibility is keeping the inept from hurting others. |
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