Sir Thomas of Cannondale wrote:
Ok,, you win... I was wrong.. It has been snowing for weeks, I am out of
canned spam, and canned
chiily con carnaa, ... I can't get down the back steps... my cat left me
for the cat across the street....
my neighbors are dead inside their home and no one cares because it is too
cold to go and check on them...

Thank god I have this computer so I can vent...

Good luck with the 40 footer..

My phone is one of the Virgin prepay jobs.

Doesn't work..

But... it is the only time I get to hold a Virgin..

So .. I'm keeping it!



You could always go into the suicide bomber business, a whole slew of
virgins every time you blow up!
G

Gordon wrote in news:13o0rt3smq0rs32
@corp.supernews.com:

You could always go into the suicide bomber business, a whole slew of
virgins every time you blow up!
G



I got depressed and called the suicide hotline over Christmas....
The call went to a call center in Pakistan.

They got all excited when I told them I was suicidal and asked how big a
truck I could drive.....