Gordon wrote in news:13o0rt3smq0rs32
@corp.supernews.com:

You could always go into the suicide bomber business, a whole slew of
virgins every time you blow up!
G



I got depressed and called the suicide hotline over Christmas....
The call went to a call center in Pakistan.

They got all excited when I told them I was suicidal and asked how big a
truck I could drive.....