Hi Gary!

I hope you're having a good day. Don't forget about that complimentary
Databasix newsgroup service for me. I've got just the spot on my
propeller hat for the Databasix logo. I can even make the hat look like
one of those black helicopters you fly around in. Just a few more
reminders, change the batteries in the smoke detectors every time the
clocks are set forward or back and get an annual physical on or about
your birthday. I love those physicals, I squeeze my butt cheeks real
tight down on the doctors finger when he does the prostate exam. The
look on his face is worth millions! I'm such a practical joker!
hahahahaha! You should try it too. You can even add to the hilarity in
the doctors office by farting when he pulls out his finger. The nurse
standing by gets a kick out of it too. Let me know how it works for
you. Thank God you are not in England. You would be scheduling your
checkup for age 55 right now. God bless America and George Bush! Take
care and stay away from a starchy diet.