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Liberal or Conservative?
Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! =============================== If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. =============================== If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. =============================== If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. =============================== If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. If a liberal is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him. =============================== If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. A liberal demands that those they don't like be shut down. =============================== If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. =============================== If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. If a liberal decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his. ================================ If a conservative is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day. If a liberal is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy. =============================== If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's "offended." |
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Liberal or Conservative?
On 7/18/17 9:33 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
Which side of the fence? If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! =============================== If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. =============================== If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. =============================== If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. =============================== If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. If a liberal is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him. =============================== If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. A liberal demands that those they don't like be shut down. =============================== If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. =============================== If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. If a liberal decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his. ================================ If a conservative is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day. If a liberal is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy. =============================== If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's "offended." An example of W'hine polluting yet another newsgroup |
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Liberal or Conservative?
On Tue, 27 Feb 2018 11:10:00 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote: On 7/18/17 9:33 PM, Wayne.B wrote: Which side of the fence? If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! =============================== If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. =============================== If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. =============================== If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. =============================== If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. If a liberal is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him. =============================== If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. A liberal demands that those they don't like be shut down. =============================== If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. =============================== If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. If a liberal decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his. ================================ If a conservative is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day. If a liberal is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy. =============================== If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's "offended." An example of W'hine polluting yet another newsgroup === Not my post. --- This email has been checked for viruses by AVG. http://www.avg.com |
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