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On Mon, 03 Mar 2014 15:33:30 -0500, Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
wrote:

On Mon, 03 Mar 2014 15:29:18 -0500, "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq."
wrote:


Unlike you lazy lubbers, I don't have pressure water. My yacht's
potable water...


...isn't potable, apparently.


Bleach is a recommended disinfectant for potable water containers.

WATER PURIFICATION
1) Clear water is a sign of pure water. Always drain long-standing
pipes for 30 seconds to one minute before drinking! (Cheap remote
motels?)

2) 1 Gallon water is disinfected by 8-16 drops of regular household
bleach (visually about 1/4 of a teaspoon) - double that for cloudy
water. Shake and let stand 30 minutes. One teaspoon will disinfect 5
gallons. Immediately after treating, water must initially have a
slight smell of chlorine. If it does not - repeat the process.

3) Household bleach is relatively harmless. The smell or ?waft? of
chlorine is not bad: it indicates that water is treated and germ free.
Once treated and disinfected, the chlorine smell will go away in a few
days.

4) Regularly used water from large tanks may be treated once or twice
a month with 1 Oz. bleach per 200 gallons or 5 Oz. bleach per 1000
gallons.

5) Long-standing water in tanks will be disinfected w/ 1 pint
household bleach per 1000 gallons. (2500 gal tanks are fine with 3
pints.)

6) Bleach effectively kills bacteria and viruses, stops smells and
then breaks down. It's effective germ killing alkaline property is
completely neutralized very quickly. It does not stay chemically
active in tanks for more than a few days. Most germs require sunlight
to grow. Store water in the dark.

7) If water is relatively clear: but has a noticeable smell of
chlorine: it is drinkable, disinfected, and harmless. Humans need 2
quarts per day.

Source: http://www.newjerusalem.com/PureWater.htm

HTH


I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...

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I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...


Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with you?

MK curious


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"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...


Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with you?

MK curious


I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to drink
water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a few decades.
There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it unless I have to.

Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.

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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
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First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...


Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with you?

MK curious


I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to drink
water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a few decades.
There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it unless I have to.


I thought water wells were perfect water? Hmmm, I always like my well
water.


Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.


shudder Thankfully, I don't even *think* that way. . .

MK


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First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...

Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with you?

MK curious


I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to drink
water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a few decades.
There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it unless I have to.


I thought water wells were perfect water? Hmmm, I always like my well
water.


Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.


shudder Thankfully, I don't even *think* that way. . .

MK


I know a lot of weird stuff. Some of it's "on the edge". Did you know
that sulfuric acid will completely dissolve a body, except for gall
stones, false teeth, etc? At least, that's what I've heard...

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co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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Checkmate wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
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First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
posts by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...

Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree
with you?

MK curious

I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to
drink water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a
few decades. There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it
unless I have to.


I thought water wells were perfect water? Hmmm, I always like my
well water.


Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.


shudder Thankfully, I don't even *think* that way. . .

MK


I know a lot of weird stuff. Some of it's "on the edge". Did you
know that sulfuric acid will completely dissolve a body, except for
gall stones, false teeth, etc? At least, that's what I've heard...


so does lime
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"Checkmate" wrote:
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First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...

Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with
you?

MK curious

I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to drink
water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a few decades.
There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it unless I have
to.


I thought water wells were perfect water? Hmmm, I always like my well
water.


Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.


shudder Thankfully, I don't even *think* that way. . .

MK


I know a lot of weird stuff. Some of it's "on the edge". Did you know
that sulfuric acid will completely dissolve a body, except for gall
stones, false teeth, etc? At least, that's what I've heard...


OMG, I had my gall bladder out, so I won't be on your stAUKler list! lol

MK what have you heard lately?



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"Checkmate" wrote:
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by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...

Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with
you?

MK curious

I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to drink
water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a few decades.
There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it unless I have
to.

I thought water wells were perfect water? Hmmm, I always like my well
water.


Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.

shudder Thankfully, I don't even *think* that way. . .

MK


I know a lot of weird stuff. Some of it's "on the edge". Did you know
that sulfuric acid will completely dissolve a body, except for gall
stones, false teeth, etc? At least, that's what I've heard...


OMG, I had my gall bladder out, so I won't be on your stAUKler list! lol

MK what have you heard lately?


Mostly classified stuff... mum's the word.

True story: Last night I was trying to verify if the gall stone part
was true, and I came upon a link to an article on how to use acid to
make bombs. It sounded interesting, so I clicked on it. I got a page
saying it wasn't available, with a very offishul-looking FBI logo and
other FBI stuff. Now, I'm just waiting for the black helicopters to
show up!

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First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...


Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with
you?

MK curious


I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to
drink water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a few
decades. There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it
unless I have to.

Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.


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Checkmate wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...

Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with
you?

MK curious


I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to
drink water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a few
decades. There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it
unless I have to.

Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.


stalked


Like celery.

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co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
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