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I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...


Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with you?

MK curious


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"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...


Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with you?

MK curious


I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to drink
water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a few decades.
There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it unless I have to.

Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.

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"Checkmate" wrote:

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...


Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with you?

MK curious


I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to drink
water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a few decades.
There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it unless I have to.


I thought water wells were perfect water? Hmmm, I always like my well
water.


Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.


shudder Thankfully, I don't even *think* that way. . .

MK


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Checkmate wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...


Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with
you?

MK curious


I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to
drink water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a few
decades. There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it
unless I have to.

Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.


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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...

Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with you?

MK curious


I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to drink
water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a few decades.
There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it unless I have to.


I thought water wells were perfect water? Hmmm, I always like my well
water.


Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.


shudder Thankfully, I don't even *think* that way. . .

MK


I know a lot of weird stuff. Some of it's "on the edge". Did you know
that sulfuric acid will completely dissolve a body, except for gall
stones, false teeth, etc? At least, that's what I've heard...

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Checkmate

"The Man Who Spanked Fakey"

KotAGoR XXXIV
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co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
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First check out what % said:



Checkmate wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...

Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with
you?

MK curious


I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to
drink water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a few
decades. There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it
unless I have to.

Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.


stalked


Like celery.

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Checkmate

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AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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Checkmate wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
posts by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...

Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree
with you?

MK curious

I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to
drink water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a
few decades. There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it
unless I have to.


I thought water wells were perfect water? Hmmm, I always like my
well water.


Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.


shudder Thankfully, I don't even *think* that way. . .

MK


I know a lot of weird stuff. Some of it's "on the edge". Did you
know that sulfuric acid will completely dissolve a body, except for
gall stones, false teeth, etc? At least, that's what I've heard...


so does lime
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Checkmate wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what % said:



Checkmate wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
posts by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...

Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with
you?

MK curious

I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to
drink water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a few
decades. There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it
unless I have to.

Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.


stalked


Like celery.


like my wine cellar
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"Checkmate" wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...

Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with
you?

MK curious

I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to drink
water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a few decades.
There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it unless I have
to.


I thought water wells were perfect water? Hmmm, I always like my well
water.


Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.


shudder Thankfully, I don't even *think* that way. . .

MK


I know a lot of weird stuff. Some of it's "on the edge". Did you know
that sulfuric acid will completely dissolve a body, except for gall
stones, false teeth, etc? At least, that's what I've heard...


OMG, I had my gall bladder out, so I won't be on your stAUKler list! lol

MK what have you heard lately?



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Living off the grid is so darned responsible and kewl. Living on the
grid and complaining about greenhouse gasses like you freaking lubbers
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I'm taking Viagra and Prozac together, if I don't
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