On Fri, 4 Mar 2011 10:32:05 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Bruce" wrote in message
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On Thu, 03 Mar 2011 16:34:04 -0800, Jessica B
wrote:

On Thu, 03 Mar 2011 18:29:52 +0700, Bruce
wrote:

On Wed, 02 Mar 2011 16:36:55 -0800, Jessica B
wrote:

On Fri, 25 Feb 2011 13:10:10 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
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On Thu, 24 Feb 2011 15:04:40 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:
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I would have told her to fall off on purpose so I could do some
man-overboard rescue practice drills.

An added advantage would be a wet t-shirt. LOL!


Wilbur Hubbard


As long as you didn't push me! FYI, sorry I saw your email today, but
just didn't have the opportunity to give a thoughtful reply. I'll get
to it this evening after I get back from the gym. I hope you had a
nice day!

No rush. I took my time answering yours. . .

Also, Waldo sounds like an ass.

Agreed. He sounds bitter about something. Certainly, he can't still
think
Jessica B is just another nym for Wilbur Hubbard. If so, then he sure
can't
read with comprehension.


Wilbur Hubbard


I hope you got my email from earlier... so much going on. I really
don't have the time or energy for a bizzaro like Waldo.


Goodness, from the lack of posts recently I had thought that the
Willie and Jessica show (called a farce in earlier times) had moved on
to bigger and better things.

Ah well, hope still springs... etc.
Cheers,

Bruce

I think you're the one who's the farce if that's your attitude.

farce ~ noun rare
1, a comedy characterized by broad satire and improbable situations


Then she's 100% correct as that fits you to a tee. Your failed attempt at a
circumnavigation was a comedy of errors based mostly upon poor judgement.
Your failure became a satire of voyaging and you ended up in an unprobably
situation being stuck at the Bangkok docks for 30 or so years now.



or

2.fill with a stuffing


Well, that applies as you are definitely full of it. LOL!



It seems to fit. The poor benighted little girl asking all the silly
questions to the manly expert.... Hopefully to get his attention.


Look at it this way. The lovely, talented, intelligent, desirable, fit and
sexy Jessica B is very capable and she easily recognizes talent, experience
and authenticity in the newsgroup. That's why she has gravitated towards
yours truly and has given you the cold shoulder you deserve for trying to
belittle her.

One of these days maybe the Jessica and I can get together and I'll be sure
to post a photo or two of her loveliness aboard my fine yacht just to show
you what you've caused yourself to miss out on because of your ungentlemanly
and crass behavior.


Wilbur Hubbard



What's most attractive about men in general is when they don't condemn
a woman because of who she is. I most appreciate it when a man bothers
to answer a question. I most least appreciate it when a man is so
insecure that they make all sorts of vile claims without a shred of
evidence.

I think if it ever worked out for me to go sailing with you or even
meet somewhere for a drink and we documented with a picture, they
would have a mental breakdown.

"Jessica B" wrote in message
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What's most attractive about men in general is when they don't condemn
a woman because of who she is. I most appreciate it when a man bothers
to answer a question. I most least appreciate it when a man is so
insecure that they make all sorts of vile claims without a shred of
evidence.

Sounds a little like Waldo. . . About the only time I'll condemn a woman is
when she tries hard to act like a man and to usurp the rightful role of a
man. Many liberal woman are like that. They let this equality nonsense go
too far. Look at that harridan Pelosi. I couldn't imagine ANY man putting up
with THAT!

I think if it ever worked out for me to go sailing with you or even
meet somewhere for a drink and we documented with a picture, they
would have a mental breakdown.

They would claim it was a fake. They would yell, "Photoshopped!!" I think
we would need to shot a little video. Videos aren't easy to fake like still
photos. I could record you pulling up the anchor wearing only gloves and a
bikini. LOL! They wouldn't be able to deny it then.


Wilbur Hubbard

On Sat, 5 Mar 2011 12:08:26 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
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What's most attractive about men in general is when they don't condemn
a woman because of who she is. I most appreciate it when a man bothers
to answer a question. I most least appreciate it when a man is so
insecure that they make all sorts of vile claims without a shred of
evidence.

Sounds a little like Waldo. . . About the only time I'll condemn a woman is
when she tries hard to act like a man and to usurp the rightful role of a
man. Many liberal woman are like that. They let this equality nonsense go
too far. Look at that harridan Pelosi. I couldn't imagine ANY man putting up
with THAT!

Ugg.. don't mention Pelosi...

A man is a man. A woman is a woman. I have no interest in switching
genders. I just want to do my work, get paid, take nice vacations, and
be with a guy who doesn't treat me like a doormat and respects me
enough to let me go on an on about something I care about like wall
color and duvet lengths. lol

I think if it ever worked out for me to go sailing with you or even
meet somewhere for a drink and we documented with a picture, they
would have a mental breakdown.

They would claim it was a fake. They would yell, "Photoshopped!!" I think
we would need to shot a little video. Videos aren't easy to fake like still
photos. I could record you pulling up the anchor wearing only gloves and a
bikini. LOL! They wouldn't be able to deny it then.

As long as I don't get mud mixed in with the sunscreen!

Wilbur Hubbard

"Jessica B" wrote in message
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On Sat, 5 Mar 2011 12:08:26 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
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What's most attractive about men in general is when they don't condemn
a woman because of who she is. I most appreciate it when a man bothers
to answer a question. I most least appreciate it when a man is so
insecure that they make all sorts of vile claims without a shred of
evidence.

Sounds a little like Waldo. . . About the only time I'll condemn a woman
is
when she tries hard to act like a man and to usurp the rightful role of a
man. Many liberal woman are like that. They let this equality nonsense go
too far. Look at that harridan Pelosi. I couldn't imagine ANY man putting
up
with THAT!

Ugg.. don't mention Pelosi...

My apologies, dear lady, that WAS rather crass of me. LOL!


A man is a man. A woman is a woman. I have no interest in switching
genders. I just want to do my work, get paid, take nice vacations, and
be with a guy who doesn't treat me like a doormat and respects me
enough to let me go on an on about something I care about like wall
color and duvet lengths. lol

Did you have a little typo on "paid" perchance. ROFLOL! Just don't go on and
on about wall color or ceiling color when you're supposed to be in a
passionate embrace. Duvet is a new one on me. Had to Google it. It's a
blanket of some sort, I suppose. I see you are, indeed, a conservative girl.
A liberal wouldn't worry about duvet length. If it was too short for her,
she would cut a length off the bottom and sew it on the top. LOL!


I think if it ever worked out for me to go sailing with you or even
meet somewhere for a drink and we documented with a picture, they
would have a mental breakdown.

They would claim it was a fake. They would yell, "Photoshopped!!" I think
we would need to shot a little video. Videos aren't easy to fake like
still
photos. I could record you pulling up the anchor wearing only gloves and a
bikini. LOL! They wouldn't be able to deny it then.

As long as I don't get mud mixed in with the sunscreen!

Mostly sand and shells around here. And, besides, mud is a better sunscreen
than what you get in a store. But, you might get a 'splotchy' tan. At any
rate, you could take off your soiled bikini to wash it in the sink and you
could shower the mud off your body under the solar shower bag. I PROMISE I
wouldn't sneak a peak. ;-)


Wilbur Hubbard

On Tue, 8 Mar 2011 17:15:53 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
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On Sat, 5 Mar 2011 12:08:26 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
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What's most attractive about men in general is when they don't condemn
a woman because of who she is. I most appreciate it when a man bothers
to answer a question. I most least appreciate it when a man is so
insecure that they make all sorts of vile claims without a shred of
evidence.

Sounds a little like Waldo. . . About the only time I'll condemn a woman
is
when she tries hard to act like a man and to usurp the rightful role of a
man. Many liberal woman are like that. They let this equality nonsense go
too far. Look at that harridan Pelosi. I couldn't imagine ANY man putting
up
with THAT!

Ugg.. don't mention Pelosi...

My apologies, dear lady, that WAS rather crass of me. LOL!


A man is a man. A woman is a woman. I have no interest in switching
genders. I just want to do my work, get paid, take nice vacations, and
be with a guy who doesn't treat me like a doormat and respects me
enough to let me go on an on about something I care about like wall
color and duvet lengths. lol

Did you have a little typo on "paid" perchance. ROFLOL! Just don't go on and
on about wall color or ceiling color when you're supposed to be in a
passionate embrace. Duvet is a new one on me. Had to Google it. It's a
blanket of some sort, I suppose. I see you are, indeed, a conservative girl.
A liberal wouldn't worry about duvet length. If it was too short for her,
she would cut a length off the bottom and sew it on the top. LOL!

My place isn't fancy, but it's certainly decorated. :-)

I think if it ever worked out for me to go sailing with you or even
meet somewhere for a drink and we documented with a picture, they
would have a mental breakdown.

They would claim it was a fake. They would yell, "Photoshopped!!" I think
we would need to shot a little video. Videos aren't easy to fake like
still
photos. I could record you pulling up the anchor wearing only gloves and a
bikini. LOL! They wouldn't be able to deny it then.

As long as I don't get mud mixed in with the sunscreen!

Mostly sand and shells around here. And, besides, mud is a better sunscreen
than what you get in a store. But, you might get a 'splotchy' tan. At any
rate, you could take off your soiled bikini to wash it in the sink and you
could shower the mud off your body under the solar shower bag. I PROMISE I
wouldn't sneak a peak. ;-)

I've taken mud baths.. lol

You're darn right you wouldn't peak. I'd lock you below. Did you get
my email about me having an armed guard? I didn't see a reply, but
maybe you were working on your boat?


Wilbur Hubbard

"Jessica B" wrote in message
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I've taken mud baths.. lol

You're darn right you wouldn't peak. I'd lock you below. Did you get
my email about me having an armed guard? I didn't see a reply, but
maybe you were working on your boat?


I double checked my Gmail and there was no mail from you there. Maybe you
sent it to Bradley by mistake or maybe your computer ran out of gas?????
:-)


Wilbur Hubbard

On Wed, 9 Mar 2011 12:43:54 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
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I've taken mud baths.. lol

You're darn right you wouldn't peak. I'd lock you below. Did you get
my email about me having an armed guard? I didn't see a reply, but
maybe you were working on your boat?


I double checked my Gmail and there was no mail from you there. Maybe you
sent it to Bradley by mistake or maybe your computer ran out of gas?????
:-)


Wilbur Hubbard


Heh.. I got your reply, so I know you got it finally! Sorry for the
mixup. I didn't get a chance to reply today. I'll try and do that
tonight (probably late) or tomorrow if I have a minute.