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"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
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Bath tub??? Never get near those things. Them's for lubbers. Us sailors
soap up (actually detergent as soap doesn't work in salt water) in the
cockpit and sluice ourselves with buckets full of salt water. Good for
the complexion.

Wilbur Hubbard


Washed and rinsed with Harbor Water. Wonderful aroma, that. Just be sure
to comb the little brown floaty chunks out of your hair afterwards.


Hair? What hair? I'm bald as Capt.Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart) but
every bit as handsome and distinguished looking. And there's no floaters in
the water around here. Clean as a whistle.

Wilbur Hubbard