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Aratzio April 11th 07 03:41 PM

Bush will invade Iran
 
On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 21:09:50 +1200, Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 14:25:38 GMT, Aratzio
wrote:

On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 14:47:15 +1200, Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

On Sat, 07 Apr 2007 17:37:55 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:15:25 +1200, Phil Kyle
got double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:22:30 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:04:56 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:01:39 -0400, Zoe
wrote:

On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:45:24 GMT, 'Ratzariffic yet again raised Usenet
to new-spew heights:

On Thu, 5 Apr 2007 03:40:48 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

ah wrote in
d-secrets.com:

Zoe wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay"
scribble-scrawled:


On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote:

Your call, Wimbo.

Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened.

R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy
luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes.

So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee!

Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides
tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a
jackhammer.

Fight!


Fight!

UUUUURRRRRP

No, just a little gas, sorry.

You mean, this too shall pass, 'Ratzulence?

*burp*

Bite the cap offa nuther Bud, can'tcha?

*sulpr*

Zoe (w/DSP)

homebrew, please. (currently drinking a tasty 7.6% IPA)

Wimp
9.0% Dark Belgian Style Ale

I've never seen a dark belgian.

Only been there in the day time?

I carried a torch with me.


For whom?


No, for me.


So you are in touch with your feminine side.

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

Aratzio April 11th 07 03:42 PM

Bush will invade Iran
 
On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 21:10:24 +1200, Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 14:26:15 GMT, Aratzio
wrote:

On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 14:47:15 +1200, Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

On Sat, 07 Apr 2007 17:41:41 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:15:25 +1200, Phil Kyle
got double secret probation because:

On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:45:24 GMT, Aratzio
wrote:

On Thu, 5 Apr 2007 03:40:48 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

ah wrote in
:

Zoe wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay"
scribble-scrawled:


On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote:

Your call, Wimbo.

Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened.

R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy
luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes.

So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee!

Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides
tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a
jackhammer.

Fight!


Fight!

UUUUURRRRRP

No, just a little gas, sorry.

Good god, man. Have you been eating gherkins again?

Ghurkas

No wonder we can't win wars any more.


REMEMBER THE FALKLANDS!


Ok. Now what?


NUKE ARGENTINA!

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

Veronica Karlsson April 12th 07 09:07 AM

Bush will invade Iran
 
Phil Kyle wrote:
Veronica Karlsson wrote:
Phil Kyle wrote:
Veronica Karlsson wrote:
Steve Leyland wrote:
Veronica Karlsson wrote:
: Zoe wrote:
:: Steve Darlin' struck a chord:
:::
::: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
::: Zoe stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
:::
::: curls up on zoe's knee and purrs
::
:: M-m-m-m . . . That's the spot . . . And, those lovely ears, them
:: pawses for causes. The lap of luxury never had it so sweet.
::
:: *smep*
:
: You need a proper troll sig:
:
:
: _. .-""""""-. ._
: _.-' | / \ | `-._
: _.-' | J .-""-. L F `-.__.
: _.-' _.-| | | J L | J F`-. /
: \ _.-' F F | | | | F _ `-./
: \/ J J | J F | / .
: F J _/\ J `-..-' F / F `'
: _ J J.-' \ / `-.__. , ,
:( \ F .-' `-.____.-' `-. / /|/|
: \ \ J _.-' `-. / //|/|
: \ \ \.' ` / \
: \ `-. _.-------------.____________.----.____/ /O `.
: `-. `----'
: `---. ._/
: \ .-'`---'
: ) , /
: .' .-'-.______________.-----------\ |
: _.' .-'| / | / \ \
: / _.-' \ \_ \ \_ `. \
: / / \__) `._) \ `-.
: \_) `--'

[...]

hey, I'd appreciate won of those way kewl ascii torll sigs two pleace lady
veronica!!!1!

But... you already have a Felix Lee cat... and a load of rubbish... And
you distort sigs when you quote them...

*feeling negative itches*

So that's a no then.


Not necessarily. Why? Are you Steve in disguise?


No,Ii am merely mortal.


Steve's not mortal? Does this mean my carefully constructed mail bomb
won't have any effect on him?

*disappointed*

Phil Kyle

1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad

May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous.


Another Swedish lesson:

fil = yoghurt
kyl = fridge


(and you should get one of these things)
.---------------------'
/.-'
/__
--
__ __ _____ _____ ______ __ _ _ _____ __
||| \ \ ) )/ / \|| | \ \ / / \ \ | \ | || | / / \| ) \
||.. \ \/ /| |_/| | |_/ /| | | || \ | || || | / \
|.PP. \ / | | \| | | \ \| | | || |\_\| || || | / /\ \
_\/___ \_( \_\__/||_| \_\\_\__/_/ |_| |_||_| \_\__/|(_( \_\
|_______ Troll Spokeswoman _____ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ___|

Phil Kyle April 12th 07 10:33 AM

Bush will invade Iran
 
On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:07:53 +0200, Veronica Karlsson
wrote:

Phil Kyle wrote:
Veronica Karlsson wrote:
Phil Kyle wrote:
Veronica Karlsson wrote:
Steve Leyland wrote:
Veronica Karlsson wrote:
: Zoe wrote:
:: Steve Darlin' struck a chord:
:::
::: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
::: Zoe stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
:::
::: curls up on zoe's knee and purrs
::
:: M-m-m-m . . . That's the spot . . . And, those lovely ears, them
:: pawses for causes. The lap of luxury never had it so sweet.
::
:: *smep*
:
: You need a proper troll sig:
:
:
: _. .-""""""-. ._
: _.-' | / \ | `-._
: _.-' | J .-""-. L F `-.__.
: _.-' _.-| | | J L | J F`-. /
: \ _.-' F F | | | | F _ `-./
: \/ J J | J F | / .
: F J _/\ J `-..-' F / F `'
: _ J J.-' \ / `-.__. , ,
:( \ F .-' `-.____.-' `-. / /|/|
: \ \ J _.-' `-. / //|/|
: \ \ \.' ` / \
: \ `-. _.-------------.____________.----.____/ /O `.
: `-. `----'
: `---. ._/
: \ .-'`---'
: ) , /
: .' .-'-.______________.-----------\ |
: _.' .-'| / | / \ \
: / _.-' \ \_ \ \_ `. \
: / / \__) `._) \ `-.
: \_) `--'

[...]

hey, I'd appreciate won of those way kewl ascii torll sigs two pleace lady
veronica!!!1!

But... you already have a Felix Lee cat... and a load of rubbish... And
you distort sigs when you quote them...

*feeling negative itches*

So that's a no then.

Not necessarily. Why? Are you Steve in disguise?


No,Ii am merely mortal.


Steve's not mortal? Does this mean my carefully constructed mail bomb
won't have any effect on him?

Course he isn't. He can live forever and the only way you can kill him
is by chopping his head off with a big highlander sword.

*disappointed*

*disappointed*

Phil Kyle

1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad

May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous.


Another Swedish lesson:

fil = yoghurt
kyl = fridge


(and you should get one of these things)


What if I refuse?


.---------------------'
/.-'
/__

--

Phil Kyle

1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad

May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous.

Phil Kyle April 12th 07 10:35 AM

Bush will invade Iran
 
On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 14:41:46 GMT, Aratzio
wrote:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 21:09:50 +1200, Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 14:25:38 GMT, Aratzio
wrote:

On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 14:47:15 +1200, Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

On Sat, 07 Apr 2007 17:37:55 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:15:25 +1200, Phil Kyle
got double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:22:30 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:04:56 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:01:39 -0400, Zoe
wrote:

On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:45:24 GMT, 'Ratzariffic yet again raised Usenet
to new-spew heights:

On Thu, 5 Apr 2007 03:40:48 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

ah wrote in
ed-secrets.com:

Zoe wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay"
scribble-scrawled:


On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote:

Your call, Wimbo.

Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened.

R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy
luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes.

So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee!

Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides
tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a
jackhammer.

Fight!


Fight!

UUUUURRRRRP

No, just a little gas, sorry.

You mean, this too shall pass, 'Ratzulence?

*burp*

Bite the cap offa nuther Bud, can'tcha?

*sulpr*

Zoe (w/DSP)

homebrew, please. (currently drinking a tasty 7.6% IPA)

Wimp
9.0% Dark Belgian Style Ale

I've never seen a dark belgian.

Only been there in the day time?

I carried a torch with me.

For whom?


No, for me.


So you are in touch with your feminine side.


I'm in torch with my feminine side.
--

Phil Kyle

1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad

May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous.

Phil Kyle April 12th 07 10:35 AM

Bush will invade Iran
 
On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 14:42:04 GMT, Aratzio
wrote:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 21:10:24 +1200, Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 14:26:15 GMT, Aratzio
wrote:

On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 14:47:15 +1200, Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

On Sat, 07 Apr 2007 17:41:41 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:15:25 +1200, Phil Kyle
got double secret probation because:

On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:45:24 GMT, Aratzio
wrote:

On Thu, 5 Apr 2007 03:40:48 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

ah wrote in
d-secrets.com:

Zoe wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay"
scribble-scrawled:


On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote:

Your call, Wimbo.

Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened.

R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy
luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes.

So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee!

Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides
tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a
jackhammer.

Fight!


Fight!

UUUUURRRRRP

No, just a little gas, sorry.

Good god, man. Have you been eating gherkins again?

Ghurkas

No wonder we can't win wars any more.

REMEMBER THE FALKLANDS!


Ok. Now what?


NUKE ARGENTINA!


But they're not an evil dictatorship any more.
--

Phil Kyle

1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad

May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous.

Veronica Karlsson April 12th 07 11:24 AM

Bush will invade Iran
 
Phil Kyle wrote:
Veronica Karlsson wrote:
Phil Kyle wrote:
Veronica Karlsson wrote:
Phil Kyle wrote:
Veronica Karlsson wrote:
Steve Leyland wrote:
Veronica Karlsson wrote:
: Zoe wrote:
:: Steve Darlin' struck a chord:
:::
::: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
::: Zoe stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
:::
::: curls up on zoe's knee and purrs
::
:: M-m-m-m . . . That's the spot . . . And, those lovely ears, them
:: pawses for causes. The lap of luxury never had it so sweet.
::
:: *smep*
:
: You need a proper troll sig:
:
:
: _. .-""""""-. ._
: _.-' | / \ | `-._
: _.-' | J .-""-. L F `-.__.
: _.-' _.-| | | J L | J F`-. /
: \ _.-' F F | | | | F _ `-./
: \/ J J | J F | / .
: F J _/\ J `-..-' F / F `'
: _ J J.-' \ / `-.__. , ,
:( \ F .-' `-.____.-' `-. / /|/|
: \ \ J _.-' `-. / //|/|
: \ \ \.' ` / \
: \ `-. _.-------------.____________.----.____/ /O `.
: `-. `----'
: `---. ._/
: \ .-'`---'
: ) , /
: .' .-'-.______________.-----------\ |
: _.' .-'| / | / \ \
: / _.-' \ \_ \ \_ `. \
: / / \__) `._) \ `-.
: \_) `--'

[...]

hey, I'd appreciate won of those way kewl ascii torll sigs two pleace lady
veronica!!!1!

But... you already have a Felix Lee cat... and a load of rubbish... And
you distort sigs when you quote them...

*feeling negative itches*

So that's a no then.

Not necessarily. Why? Are you Steve in disguise?

No,Ii am merely mortal.


Steve's not mortal? Does this mean my carefully constructed mail bomb
won't have any effect on him?


Course he isn't. He can live forever and the only way you can kill him
is by chopping his head off with a big highlander sword.


Sword... hmmm... why couldn't you have told me that before I sent it
off. I'm not sure he'll fall for the anonymous envelope from Sweden
trick twice... :-\

*disappointed*


*disappointed*


*disappointed*

Phil Kyle

1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad

May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous.


Another Swedish lesson:

fil = yoghurt
kyl = fridge


(and you should get one of these things)


What if I refuse?


Then You Will Be Sorry!


--
__ __ _____ _____ ______ __ _ _ _____ __
||| \ \ ) )/ / \|| | \ \ / / \ \ | \ | || | / / \| ) \
||.. \ \/ /| |_/| | |_/ /| | | || \ | || || | / \
|.PP. \ / | | \| | | \ \| | | || |\_\| || || | / /\ \
_\/___ \_( \_\__/||_| \_\\_\__/_/ |_| |_||_| \_\__/|(_( \_\
|_______ Troll Spokeswoman _____ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ___|

ah April 12th 07 12:15 PM

Bush will invade Iran
 
Phil Kyle wrote:
On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 07:08:43 -0400, ah wrote:

Phil Kyle wrote:
On Mon, 09 Apr 2007 21:54:03 -0400, ah wrote:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah wrote in
:

Zoe wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay"
scribble-scrawled:


On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote:

Your call, Wimbo.

Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened.

R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy
luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes.

So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee!

Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides
tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a
jackhammer.

Fight!


Fight!

Fight!

Fight!


Fight!


Fight!


Fight!

Aratzio April 12th 07 03:59 PM

Bush will invade Iran
 
On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 21:35:19 +1200, Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 14:41:46 GMT, Aratzio
wrote:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 21:09:50 +1200, Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 14:25:38 GMT, Aratzio
wrote:

On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 14:47:15 +1200, Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

On Sat, 07 Apr 2007 17:37:55 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:15:25 +1200, Phil Kyle
got double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:22:30 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:04:56 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:01:39 -0400, Zoe
wrote:

On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:45:24 GMT, 'Ratzariffic yet again raised Usenet
to new-spew heights:

On Thu, 5 Apr 2007 03:40:48 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

ah wrote in
red-secrets.com:

Zoe wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay"
scribble-scrawled:


On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote:

Your call, Wimbo.

Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened.

R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy
luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes.

So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee!

Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides
tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a
jackhammer.

Fight!


Fight!

UUUUURRRRRP

No, just a little gas, sorry.

You mean, this too shall pass, 'Ratzulence?

*burp*

Bite the cap offa nuther Bud, can'tcha?

*sulpr*

Zoe (w/DSP)

homebrew, please. (currently drinking a tasty 7.6% IPA)

Wimp
9.0% Dark Belgian Style Ale

I've never seen a dark belgian.

Only been there in the day time?

I carried a torch with me.

For whom?

No, for me.


So you are in touch with your feminine side.


I'm in torch with my feminine side.


You are tetched with your feminine side.

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

Aratzio April 12th 07 03:59 PM

Bush will invade Iran
 
On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 21:35:44 +1200, Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 14:42:04 GMT, Aratzio
wrote:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 21:10:24 +1200, Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 14:26:15 GMT, Aratzio
wrote:

On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 14:47:15 +1200, Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

On Sat, 07 Apr 2007 17:41:41 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:15:25 +1200, Phil Kyle
got double secret probation because:

On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:45:24 GMT, Aratzio
wrote:

On Thu, 5 Apr 2007 03:40:48 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

ah wrote in
ed-secrets.com:

Zoe wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay"
scribble-scrawled:


On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote:

Your call, Wimbo.

Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened.

R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy
luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes.

So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee!

Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides
tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a
jackhammer.

Fight!


Fight!

UUUUURRRRRP

No, just a little gas, sorry.

Good god, man. Have you been eating gherkins again?

Ghurkas

No wonder we can't win wars any more.

REMEMBER THE FALKLANDS!

Ok. Now what?


NUKE ARGENTINA!


But they're not an evil dictatorship any more.


And France is?

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2


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