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Bush will invade Iran
Phil Kyle wrote:
On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:21:08 +0200, Veronica Karlsson wrote: Steve Leyland wrote: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Veronica Karlsson stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : Zoe wrote: :: Steve Darlin' struck a chord: ::: ::: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called ::: Zoe stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: ::: ::: curls up on zoe's knee and purrs :: :: M-m-m-m . . . That's the spot . . . And, those lovely ears, them :: pawses for causes. The lap of luxury never had it so sweet. :: :: *smep* : : You need a proper troll sig: : : : _. .-""""""-. ._ : _.-' | / \ | `-._ : _.-' | J .-""-. 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And you distort sigs when you quote them... *feeling negative itches* So that's a no then. Not necessarily. Why? Are you Steve in disguise? -- Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= Help stamp out and abolish redundancy! ================================================== ==================== "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. 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Bush will invade Iran
On Sat, 07 Apr 2007 05:26:51 GMT, "Wim Jay"
wrote: On 7-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote: Okay, Goddess. There may be others; but, they ain't you; you are the one-and-only ascii-art Goddess and Steve deserves your original ascii-art .sig file created for him by YOU and only YOU. Steve asked you for one, now; and, if he declined in the past, you should forgive that because he has clearly seen the VeronicaLuminousLight and really wants you to make one for him. Me, too. That's two votes. Lick, lick, Slurp, slurp... I don't know where you came from but you sure have all of the qualifications for d.l All we need to know is her node name. Phil Kyle 1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous. |
Bush will invade Iran
On Sat, 07 Apr 2007 10:02:14 -0400, Zoe
wrote: On Sat, 07 Apr 2007 12:19:36 +0200, Veronica Floored It: Wim Jay wrote: On 6-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote: Went and cruised through your pages, some amazing stuff there; astonishing, really; you're very good at this. No, you're one of the best I've seen. Loved the Escher. Coolness. I can see why Steve would want a personalised one; his is rather more generic; and, he's due for a freshener, you know? Lick, lick, Slurp, slurp... Bet you'd knock him on his arse; I was gob-smacked. Plus, IMO, you could really make something speshul truly reflecting the "inner" Steve. Plus plus, he has the Lits Slut Lits, don't forget. Only a troll worth her weight in .sig file data decora's worthy of bottom heavy communiques from elsewhere. Go ahead. Make my dinner :). Pass the sickbag, Alice. Pass the towel! Roffle, roffle. You're wonderful. And, sick. Very very sick. I am so proud of you, hehehehe . . . Zoe *hands VK Manogrammed Clean-Upper* p.s. My muchly missed father (d. 2000) flew three tours of duty in WWII and won the BIG DFC which I now have properly mounted on my wall above my computer with a heartbreakingly moving picture of the Prince of Wales pinning the medals on my beamingly proud and dignified daddy's uniform so don't tell me I don't know what war does to someone you love, K? He had nightmares for the rest of his life (and he called 'em Bitch Tits, not Man Boobs 'cause he was ALL MAN -- RIP *angel*) p.p.s. Beast is Beast but WEST is BEST *BESLLSG* I'm on LSD and I didn't understand that. Phil Kyle 1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous. |
Bush will invade Iran
On Sat, 07 Apr 2007 05:23:19 GMT, "Wim Jay"
wrote: On 7-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote: I quit drinking 9 June 1982. Then get the **** out of d.l; hardened drinkers and alcoholics only allowed. Thank you. But, when I did drink, it was strikkly Scotch, straight up or **** it. Oh, gor blimey, that must have been a rough night and no mistake, me ol' mukker. Did you never ever try out a day by starting on the pink gins well before lunchtime, along with a few IPAs to chase 'em, of course; then a couple of flagons of the house red with lunch, followed by a few huge snifters of the local brandy. After that we had to have afternoon tea, of course, just to wake us up again and clear the palate, then back into it chums: a few G&Ts before dinner, which would be accompanied by the necessary red, white, sparkling - "Oh, ****e, I'll take whatever's going, thank you!" Then a couple of large glasses of Port, followed by a couple of snifters of cognac, then all of a sudden, you are so bloody dehydrated that you get a bloody raging thirst again and call for some very cool pints of ale. The cool ale quenches the thirst and the body craves the alcohol, again, so you start the whole session all over at any point of the card: i.e. you may now order beer, spirits, liqueurs, or any other bloody thing that takes your fancy and the poor bloody stewards still left standing will be more than happy to oblige you in the hopes you will leave them a drop in the bottles before you go to bed. Well, it used to be like that when I worked there, but then, we were always ready for anything, weren't we? Not like today's Navy, oh no! They're not allowesd to drink now, and look at their success rate, it's rubbish. I bet they were knocking em back during the Falklands. Phil Kyle 1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous. |
Bush will invade Iran
On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:25:58 -0700, Aratzio
wrote: On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 22:57:27 -0400, dave hillstrom got double secret probation because: On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 19:16:58 -0700, Aratzio wrote: On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 22:07:00 -0400, dave hillstrom got double secret probation because: On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:22:30 -0700, Aratzio wrote: On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:04:56 -0400, dave hillstrom got double secret probation because: On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:01:39 -0400, Zoe wrote: On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:45:24 GMT, 'Ratzariffic yet again raised Usenet to new-spew heights: On Thu, 5 Apr 2007 03:40:48 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle transparently proposed: ah wrote in ed-secrets.com: Zoe wrote: On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay" scribble-scrawled: On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote: Your call, Wimbo. Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened. R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes. So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee! Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a jackhammer. Fight! Fight! UUUUURRRRRP No, just a little gas, sorry. You mean, this too shall pass, 'Ratzulence? *burp* Bite the cap offa nuther Bud, can'tcha? *sulpr* Zoe (w/DSP) homebrew, please. (currently drinking a tasty 7.6% IPA) Wimp 9.0% Dark Belgian Style Ale i have an 8.6% ale, and several 5 gallon pails of 13% mead, but id like to stay sentient tonight. Why should tonight be different? i love you, too, aratzio. ME TWO!!!!! IT IS GOOD FRIDAY MAN! And everything's shut. Except my gob. Phil Kyle 1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous. |
Bush will invade Iran
On Mon, 09 Apr 2007 14:57:22 +1200, Phil Kyle
transparently proposed: On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:25:58 -0700, Aratzio wrote: On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 22:57:27 -0400, dave hillstrom got double secret probation because: On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 19:16:58 -0700, Aratzio wrote: On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 22:07:00 -0400, dave hillstrom got double secret probation because: On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:22:30 -0700, Aratzio wrote: On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:04:56 -0400, dave hillstrom got double secret probation because: On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:01:39 -0400, Zoe wrote: On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:45:24 GMT, 'Ratzariffic yet again raised Usenet to new-spew heights: On Thu, 5 Apr 2007 03:40:48 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle transparently proposed: ah wrote in d-secrets.com: Zoe wrote: On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay" scribble-scrawled: On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote: Your call, Wimbo. Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened. R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes. So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee! Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a jackhammer. Fight! Fight! UUUUURRRRRP No, just a little gas, sorry. You mean, this too shall pass, 'Ratzulence? *burp* Bite the cap offa nuther Bud, can'tcha? *sulpr* Zoe (w/DSP) homebrew, please. (currently drinking a tasty 7.6% IPA) Wimp 9.0% Dark Belgian Style Ale i have an 8.6% ale, and several 5 gallon pails of 13% mead, but id like to stay sentient tonight. Why should tonight be different? i love you, too, aratzio. ME TWO!!!!! IT IS GOOD FRIDAY MAN! And everything's shut. Except my gob. GOB DAMMIT! -- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2 |
Bush will invade Iran
Phil Kyle wrote:
ah wrote in : Zoe wrote: On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay" scribble-scrawled: On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote: Your call, Wimbo. Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened. R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes. So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee! Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a jackhammer. Fight! Fight! Fight! |
Bush will invade Iran
On Mon, 09 Apr 2007 14:07:16 GMT, Aratzio
wrote: On Mon, 09 Apr 2007 14:57:22 +1200, Phil Kyle transparently proposed: On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:25:58 -0700, Aratzio wrote: On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 22:57:27 -0400, dave hillstrom got double secret probation because: On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 19:16:58 -0700, Aratzio wrote: On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 22:07:00 -0400, dave hillstrom got double secret probation because: On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:22:30 -0700, Aratzio wrote: On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:04:56 -0400, dave hillstrom got double secret probation because: On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:01:39 -0400, Zoe wrote: On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:45:24 GMT, 'Ratzariffic yet again raised Usenet to new-spew heights: On Thu, 5 Apr 2007 03:40:48 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle transparently proposed: ah wrote in ed-secrets.com: Zoe wrote: On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay" scribble-scrawled: On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote: Your call, Wimbo. Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened. R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes. So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee! Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a jackhammer. Fight! Fight! UUUUURRRRRP No, just a little gas, sorry. You mean, this too shall pass, 'Ratzulence? *burp* Bite the cap offa nuther Bud, can'tcha? *sulpr* Zoe (w/DSP) homebrew, please. (currently drinking a tasty 7.6% IPA) Wimp 9.0% Dark Belgian Style Ale i have an 8.6% ale, and several 5 gallon pails of 13% mead, but id like to stay sentient tonight. Why should tonight be different? i love you, too, aratzio. ME TWO!!!!! IT IS GOOD FRIDAY MAN! And everything's shut. Except my gob. GOB DAMMIT! My gob says : Don't take my name intravaenously or however you spell it. -- Phil Kyle 1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous. |
Bush will invade Iran
On Mon, 09 Apr 2007 21:54:03 -0400, ah wrote:
Phil Kyle wrote: ah wrote in : Zoe wrote: On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay" scribble-scrawled: On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote: Your call, Wimbo. Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened. R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes. So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee! Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a jackhammer. Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! -- Phil Kyle 1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous. |
Bush will invade Iran
Phil Kyle wrote:
On Mon, 09 Apr 2007 21:54:03 -0400, ah wrote: Phil Kyle wrote: ah wrote in : Zoe wrote: On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay" scribble-scrawled: On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote: Your call, Wimbo. Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened. R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes. So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee! Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a jackhammer. Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! |
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