Bush will invade Iran
 

On Sat, 07 Apr 2007 02:57:03 GMT, "Wim Jay"
got double secret probation
because:


On 7-Apr-2007, Aratzio wrote:

Wimp

FFS! Where are you comin' from?

No where. I am already here.


I'm finished all of my strong ale; my goddamn Plymouth gin went hours ago,
and now all I got left is Pussers' rum and a few bottles of Scotch. So do I
end up calling you a fecking Ratz or something?

No!

So if you can't **** in the pot, don't sit on it!

Respect, Kunthooks!

Parrot shagger.

Bush will invade Iran
 

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 22:57:27 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 19:16:58 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 22:07:00 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:22:30 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:04:56 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:01:39 -0400, Zoe
wrote:

On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:45:24 GMT, 'Ratzariffic yet again raised Usenet
to new-spew heights:

On Thu, 5 Apr 2007 03:40:48 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

ah wrote in
d-secrets.com:

Zoe wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay"
scribble-scrawled:


On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote:

Your call, Wimbo.

Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened.

R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy
luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes.

So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee!

Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides
tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a
jackhammer.

Fight!


Fight!

UUUUURRRRRP

No, just a little gas, sorry.

You mean, this too shall pass, 'Ratzulence?

*burp*

Bite the cap offa nuther Bud, can'tcha?

*sulpr*

Zoe (w/DSP)

homebrew, please. (currently drinking a tasty 7.6% IPA)

Wimp
9.0% Dark Belgian Style Ale

i have an 8.6% ale, and several 5 gallon pails of 13% mead, but id
like to stay sentient tonight.

Why should tonight be different?

i love you, too, aratzio.

ME TWO!!!!!

IT IS GOOD FRIDAY MAN!

Bush will invade Iran
 

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 13:39:33 GMT, Iozarta wobbly popped:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:01:39 -0400, Zoe
transparently proposed:

On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:45:24 GMT, 'Ratzariffic yet again raised Usenet
to new-spew heights:

On Thu, 5 Apr 2007 03:40:48 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

ah wrote in
:

Zoe wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay"
scribble-scrawled:


On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote:

Your call, Wimbo.

Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened.

R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy
luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes.

So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee!

Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides
tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a
jackhammer.

Fight!


Fight!

UUUUURRRRRP

No, just a little gas, sorry.

You mean, this too shall pass, 'Ratzulence?

*burp*

Bite the cap offa nuther Bud, can'tcha?

*sulpr*

Zoe (w/DSP)


ICK, bud, EEEEUUUUUWWWW
My current fav is Canadian, like some people I know.
Unibroue Trois Pistoles

No, I didn't mean the beer, "Bud," Buddy; I mean the buds, right? I
was being subtle, discretion, valour, hello? I don't drink at all; I
quit drinking 9 June 1982. But, when I did drink, it was strikkly
Scotch, straight up or **** it. Unibroue Trois Pistoles? Nine
percent ABV? You don't fool around, do you?

Canadianiacally yours, Zoe
p.s. Everybody knows WE make the best beers in the universe, hands
down, bottoms up!
--
_. .-""""""-. ._
_.-' | / \ | `-._
_.-' | J .-""-. L F `-.__.
_.-' _.-| | | J L | J F`-. /
\ _.-' F F | | | | F _ `-./
\/ J J | J F | / .
F J _/\ J `-..-' F / F `'
_ J J.-' \ / `-.__. , ,
( \ F .-' `-.____.-' `-. / /|/|
\ \ J _.-' `-. / //|/|
\ \ \.' ` / \
\ `-. _.-------------.____________.----.____/ /O `.
`-. `----'
`---. ._/
\ .-'`---'
) , /
.' .-'-.______________.-----------\ |
_.' .-'| / | / \ \
/ _.-' \ \_ \ \_ `. \
/ / \__) `._) \ `-.
\_) `--'
|.-------------------------------------------------------------.| |
SLLS # 14 mhm 32x20 WSD # 38 AFFL # 1
stanley unwin AICMF Usenet Saint (PJR:-))
Usenet Ruinator # 14 MIGHOUL'S OWNER 4EVER!!1!
Top Assholiness on the Net # 17
Not Quite the Most Hated Usenetizen ... Yet
JUDITH FITZGERALD'S EVER-EVOLVING WRITESITE:
http://www.judithfitzgerald.ca
| |
---.--------.---.----------.-.------------.-.---.--------.---
| \ / | |/ \| | | |
| \ / | ------' .------. | | | |
| \ / | | J J L | | /\ | |
| \/ | `---. | | | | | / \ | |
| |\ /| | | | | | | | / \ | |
| | \ / | | .---' | | | | |/ \| |
| | \ / | | | J J F | /\ |
| | \/ | | `------. `------' | / \ |
| | | | |\ /| / \ |
|___| |___|__________| `.__________.' |____/ \____|
Gorgeous ascii-artistic .sig file
created by Goddess Veronica Karlsson:
http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/

Bush will invade Iran
 

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:25:58 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 22:57:27 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 19:16:58 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 22:07:00 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:22:30 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:04:56 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:01:39 -0400, Zoe
wrote:

On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:45:24 GMT, 'Ratzariffic yet again raised Usenet
to new-spew heights:

On Thu, 5 Apr 2007 03:40:48 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

ah wrote in
ed-secrets.com:

Zoe wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay"
scribble-scrawled:


On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote:

Your call, Wimbo.

Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened.

R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy
luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes.

So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee!

Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides
tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a
jackhammer.

Fight!


Fight!

UUUUURRRRRP

No, just a little gas, sorry.

You mean, this too shall pass, 'Ratzulence?

*burp*

Bite the cap offa nuther Bud, can'tcha?

*sulpr*

Zoe (w/DSP)

homebrew, please. (currently drinking a tasty 7.6% IPA)

Wimp
9.0% Dark Belgian Style Ale

i have an 8.6% ale, and several 5 gallon pails of 13% mead, but id
like to stay sentient tonight.

Why should tonight be different?

i love you, too, aratzio.

ME TWO!!!!!

IT IS GOOD FRIDAY MAN!

only 14 minutes till bad saturday here.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley.

Bush will invade Iran
 

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 23:34:26 -0400, Zoe
got double secret probation because:

No, I didn't mean the beer, "Bud," Buddy; I mean the buds, right? I
was being subtle, discretion, valour, hello? I don't drink at all; I
quit drinking 9 June 1982. But, when I did drink, it was strikkly
Scotch, straight up or **** it. Unibroue Trois Pistoles? Nine
percent ABV? You don't fool around, do you?

1982 was about when I gave up "buds".


Canadianiacally yours, Zoe
p.s. Everybody knows WE make the best beers in the universe, hands
down, bottoms up!

No, that would be the belgians. Canadians do make a good Belgian
style.

I could move to belgium and be a drunken beer sot if I could only
figure out howto make it pay the rent...

Bush will invade Iran
 

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 11:09:05 +0200, Veronica e-xplained:

Zoe wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:21:08 +0200 Ascii Goddess Veronica k. dealt
fate a harsh hand denying S. Leyland an original ascii-art creation of
exquisite distinction (thereby necessitating intervention from the
Usenet Saint under the dim bulb where the action's hot, the martinis
chill, and cheating's rampant when you're holding a full house in the
holy game of poker):

Steve Leyland wrote:

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Veronica
Karlsson stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: Zoe wrote:
:: Steve Darlin' struck a chord:
:::
::: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
::: Zoe stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
:::
::: curls up on zoe's knee and purrs
::
:: M-m-m-m . . . That's the spot . . . And, those lovely ears, them
:: pawses for causes. The lap of luxury never had it so sweet.
::
:: *smep*
:
: You need a proper troll sig:
:
:
: _. .-""""""-. ._
: _.-' | / \ | `-._
: _.-' | J .-""-. L F `-.__.
: _.-' _.-| | | J L | J F`-. /
: \ _.-' F F | | | | F _ `-./
: \/ J J | J F | / .
: F J _/\ J `-..-' F / F `'
: _ J J.-' \ / `-.__. , ,
: ( \ F .-' `-.____.-' `-. / /|/|
: \ \ J _.-' `-. / //|/|
: \ \ \.' ` / \
: \ `-. _.-------------.____________.----.____/ /O `.
: `-. `----'
: `---. ._/
: \ .-'`---'
: ) , /
: .' .-'-.______________.-----------\ |
: _.' .-'| / | / \ \
: / _.-' \ \_ \ \_ `. \
: / / \__) `._) \ `-.
: \_) `--'
: .-------------------------------------------------------------.
:: SLLS # 14 mhm 32x20 WSD # 38 AFFL # 1 |
:: stanley unwin AICMF Usenet Saint (PJR:-)) |
:: Usenet Ruinator # 14 MIGHOUL'S OWNER 4EVER!!1! |
:: Top Assholiness on the Net # 17 |
:: Not Quite the Most Hated Usenetizen ... Yet |
:: JUDITH FITZGERALD'S EVER-EVOLVING WRITESITE: |
:: http://www.judithfitzgerald.ca |
:: ---.--------.---.----------.-.------------.-.---.--------.---
:: \ / | |/ \| | | |
:: \ / | ------' .------. | | | |
:: \ / | | J J L | | /\ | |
:: \/ | `---. | | | | | / \ | |
:: |\ /| | | | | | | | / \ | |
:: | \ / | | .---' | | | | |/ \| |
:: | \ / | | | J J F | /\ |
:: | \/ | | `------. `------' | / \ |
:: | | | |\ /| / \ |
:: ___| |___|__________| `.__________.' |____/ \____|
:
:
:::: \ \ ) )/ / \|| | \ \ / / \ \ | \ | || | / / \| ) \
::: .. \ \/ /| |_/| | |_/ /| | | || \ | || || | / \
:: .PP. \ / | | \| | | \ \| | | || |\_\| || || | / /\ \
: _\/___ \_( \_\__/||_| \_\\_\__/_/ |_| |_||_| \_\__/|(_( \_\
:: _______ Troll Spokeswoman _____ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ___|

hey, I'd appreciate won of those way kewl ascii torll sigs two pleace lady
veronica!!!1!

But... you already have a Felix Lee cat... and a load of rubbish... And
you distort sigs when you quote them...

Went and cruised through your pages, some amazing stuff there;
astonishing, really; you're very good at this. No, you're one of the
best I've seen. Loved the Escher. Coolness.

There are plenty of others:

Andreas Freise:
http://www.ascii-art.de/

llizard:
http://llizard.etherwork.net/index.php
(she has a web forum you might like!)

Joris Bellenger, the King of ASCII:
http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/ascii/index.html

Joan Stark, the Queen of ASCII:
http://www.geocities.com/joan_stark/

Nerd Boy (Joaquim Gândara):
http://www.nerd-boy.net/

Allen Mullen:
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/

and more!
http://dmoz.org/Arts/Visual_Arts/ASCII_Art/
http://www.cbel.com/ascii_art/

ascii pr0n:
http://asciipr0n.com/
(yes, it is an ascii art pornsite)

Jave:
http://www.jave.de/
(very popular ascii art "paint" program)

Figlet:
http://www.network-science.de/ascii/
(Write your name and choose "all fonts")

newsgroup: news:alt.ascii-art

ASCII Art FAQ:
http://www.ascii-art.de/ascii/faq.html

ASCII Art Tutorials:
http://www.ludd.ltu.se/~vk/q/asciitutorials/

I can see why Steve
would want a personalised one; his is rather more generic; and, he's
due for a freshener, you know?

He was due for a freshener years ago.

*sprays some deodorant on Steve's sig*

Okay, Goddess. There may be others; but, they ain't you; you are the
one-and-only ascii-art Goddess and Steve deserves your original
ascii-art .sig file created for him by YOU and only YOU. Steve asked
you for one, now; and, if he declined in the past, you should forgive
that because he has clearly seen the VeronicaLuminousLight and really
wants you to make one for him. Me, too. That's two votes.

Bet you'd knock him on his arse; I was gob-smacked. Plus, IMO, you
could really make something speshul truly reflecting the "inner"
Steve.

Again, years ago, I discussed his sig with him and he did not seem
interested then...

Times change. People, too. How about you?

Plus plus, he has the Lits Slut Lits, don't forget. Only a
troll worth her weight in .sig file data decora's worthy of bottom
heavy communiques from elsewhere. Go ahead. Make my dinner :).

And I am #13 on that list! (thanks to you for not wanting this excellent
number! I like 13. I guess it speeks to the Inner Troll in me...) :-)

Argh! Thirteen? You like it? What abour four (because 1 + 3 = 4)?
It's as much self-fulfilling prophesy as anything cosmic, IMO; but,
both these numbers have bode grievous ill for me my entire life. I
dread years such as 2002, for example and, in retrospect, my
dreadline's been too accurate to believe. My biological mother's
birthday is 13 July. Need I say more? It's all downhell from there
:). Why thirteen, though? 'Cause you think you can out-think fate?
Here's a news flash: All you're doing is tempting the Fates worse
than fate, eh?

*feeling negative itches*

Oh, right; about those negative itches? Them's just the ****ing
cosmic woo-woos. Happens to the best o' bitches. Nada problem. I
have now become more optimistic and believe things could indeedly get
worse.

No no no, those itches were only when thinking about Steve's sig.

Ah, I see (I think :).) Is there absolutely no possibility you won't
make Steve a beaut? I'd love to see what you'd do with it. I know it
would be spectac; you're clearly sensitive to the sensibility and
personality of individual posters; and, you make beautiful images
which I consider stunningly gorgeous. IOW? You generously make these
lovely e-prezzies when someone asks, right? It brings you some small
pleasure and joy, right? Right. (Even though I'm a leftie.)

Well, then, if I told you, confidentially, now, if I told you I'd
appreciate you making Steve a .sig file because he helped me out
muchly just a short while ago in another context and, additionally,
he's been dealing with a lot of RL ickiness and, you'd be providing
him with some small pleasure and delight, right, could you see your
way clear to seeing the logical light? And, then, there's the
trickle-down effect to consider: It would bring forth much happiness
from the grateful heart of yours truly. Now, I've been really good
and grovellish; I canna do nicer any nicer.

Thanks again, though, Veronica*; it's glitter-gloat deluxe divine and
so me-me-me and so mine-all-mine.

:-) (very pleased to get the "so me-me-me" thing right!)

Zoe
p.s. Blackmail-bribology divisio blatantalismo:

[Oh yeah, blackmail! Thank you for reminding me!]

*sends mail bomb to Steve*

Oh, no, no, no, no, no :( . . . But, hrm . . . I wonder what
whitemail is? We are in demon local. Inneresting name for a froup;
is it devoted to ghouls in the immediate vicinity? Weird, like,
truly, the weirdness of deviltry. Or, are these locals worshipping
demons? Or, is this NG a chapter of a larger organisation, Demon
Central? Are there annual awards and conventions? I lurve the UK.
Now that I can leave the country, I can't decide whether to go live in
the UK or Greece. (I am half-Swedish so, that explains it, right?)

I promise to ink a
couplet encapsulating all you are and do for a .sig file next time you
re-vamp yours . . . for now, I shall flaunt a teaser: IMO, your .sig
would fling more zing if you changed "spokeswoman" to
"cloutspokeswoman" or "outspokeswomen," which is to say, you change

No. I can't do that. It's a title that somebody gave me.

Fair enough.

your .sig file frequently; thus, can you blame Steve for wanting to do
likewise? Right. Fork it over. Ta :) ----{---- @ (4 U, 2)

Change my sig frequently? Ummm... more frequently than Steve maybe...
This one is something like 3-4 years old... 8-)

*sprays deodorant on own sig*

:)

++
= =
_

* Your name reminds of J. G. Ballard's CRASH; in its Introduction,
JGB rises to the occason and rants magnificently about all the
Veronicas of our mutilated conventions, er, inventions, er,
contentions, er, intentions, er some **** like splat . . .
--
[...]
/ _.-' \ \_ \ \_ `. \
/ / \__) `._) \ `-.
\_) `--'
.-------------------------------------------------------------.
| SLLS # 14 mhm 32x20 WSD # 38 AFFL # 1 |
| stanley unwin AICMF Usenet Saint (PJR:-)) |
| Usenet Ruinator # 14 Gutter ChixOr |
| Top Assholiness on the Net # 17 |
| Not Quite the Most Hated Usenetizen ... Yet |
| JUDITH FITZGERALD'S EVER-EVOLVING WRITESITE: |
| http://www.judithfitzgerald.ca |
---.--------.---.----------.-.------------.-.---.--------.---
| \ / | |/ \| | | |

Ouch! Something Bad happened there! (there's a reason I put trophies and
quotes and stuff in a separate section, or on the right side, of these
sigs) I suspect this was not intentional? (doesn't seem to be tab
damage... hmmm... (?))

Here's a new version that shouldn't become a mess when you update it:

Something bad? That was me. Sorry. I tried to put in "Gutter ChiXor
# 15" and now, shall have to find a place for "Longest Plonk-Spewer #
1" :( . . .

Heh, half o' alt.config's zonked tonight; Daev's drunk or . . .
*sniff* . . . Yeah, it's a lovely evening, crisp and starkly, and
everybody's feeling alright. He stepped into a blizzard of
nipsiblissicals, clearly, ear-to-early, he's sporting a silly grin.

Also, since I'm nurturing my inner trollop, I have these quotes I'd
expshully like to add to my .sig file, too. Four quotes; I'm trying
to follow Steve's example; after all, he had the good sense to put you
by me in the SLLS thang. BTW, really neat to see headkase's 'nym.
Great dame.

Whaddya think, Goddess? Should I just scrap any further changes and
therefore abstain from making any further ascii ouches (since I can't
seem to make 'em work the way you can)? Would you consider one last
tweak on your way to creating the final gorgeosity, the one with the
new lits winners deleting reference to ownership since, well, I'm
writing an article about cyber-harrassment and it's all about stuff
and stuffing so, it's prolly better to lose the ghoulish blues, please
and thank you)? Ta. Are we on-topic? ****. Nix that noise.

Please understand, I am not passive-agressive, at any rate; but,
here's the scoop: My new goal Usenetzical is to write the longest
cybersentence in existence. But, not right at this minute. Short.
Sleek. Easy. Not sleazy; not cheesie. Call me Ishmouth :).

(Just wait: We'll be hearing all about Moby's Dick, now, thanks to
me. YaY :).)

_. .-""""""-. ._
_.-' | / \ | `-._
_.-' | J .-""-. L F `-.__.
_.-' _.-| | | J L | J F`-. /
\ _.-' F F | | | | F _ `-./
\/ J J | J F | / .
F J _/\ J `-..-' F / F `'
_ J J.-' \ / `-.__. , ,
( \ F .-' `-.____.-' `-. / /|/|
\ \ J _.-' `-. / //|/|
\ \ \.' ` / \
\ `-. _.-------------.____________.----.____/ /O `.
`-. `----'
`---. ._/
\ .-'`---'
) , /
.' .-'-.______________.-----------\ |
_.' .-'| / | / \ \
/ _.-' \ \_ \ \_ `. \
/ / \__) `._) \ `-.
\_) `--'
.-------------------------------------------------------------.
| |
SLLS # 14 mhm 32x20 WSD # 38 AFFL # 1
stanley unwin AICMF Usenet Saint (PJR:-))
Usenet Ruinator # 14 MIGHOUL'S OWNER 4EVER!!1!
Top Assholiness on the Net # 17
Not Quite the Most Hated Usenetizen ... Yet
JUDITH FITZGERALD'S EVER-EVOLVING WRITESITE:
http://www.judithfitzgerald.ca
| |
---.--------.---.----------.-.------------.-.---.--------.---
| \ / | |/ \| | | |
| \ / | ------' .------. | | | |
| \ / | | J J L | | /\ | |
| \/ | `---. | | | | | / \ | |
| |\ /| | | | | | | | / \ | |
| | \ / | | .---' | | | | |/ \| |
| | \ / | | | J J F | /\ |
| | \/ | | `------. `------' | / \ |
| | | | |\ /| / \ |
|___| |___|__________| `.__________.' |____/ \____|

This is so beautiful and very touching. It did help to make me feel
better, too, at exactly the right time. Thank you encore; I doubt I
could ever thank you enough; but, there it is :) and I am grateful for
it, too. You can get anything you want at Veronica's ascii-haunt.

See, you're so good at what you create; it's truly a gift you possess;
and, since you are an artist, how about if I send you author's copies
of the first three books in my epic poem, the three published, two of
which were just reviewed in The Globe and Mail:

www.judithfitzgerald.ca/temp.html

Plus, if you rise to the occasion and deliver the goods, I shall
ensure you are on the receiving end of the final volume when it's
published this October. Would that convince you to reconsider Steve
(since Time Heals all Hells) and, additionally, you would abso-deffo
be # 1 Ascii-Art Goddess in the Hole Usenutzical Looniverse?


[...]

Gorgeous ascii-artistic .sig file
created by Goddess Veronica Karlsson:
http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/

Are you Robby Rat in disguise? or Krogg?

Nope. I don't do disguises; you'll recognise me by my lack of same;
and, since Zoe's my Usenet 'nym, Zoe writes completely differently
than I do; and, Zoe writes the way she does because it rilly seems to
bug a lot of peeps's arses, a good thing, IMO, when you're a trollop
in these har-har-hardy-har parts. McLuhan said it: Your enemies are
your best promoters. I cherish each one. They work for me tirelessly
and I don't have to pay a penny for the pleasure.

Enough about them. Are these 'nyms gud or evul? Should I be
flattered or flipping? Who's Robby Rat and Krogg? Did you, by any
chance, read the piece in the LA Times about the blogger dame, a
software designer, who had to shut down her online activities because
cyberbullies had totally destroyed her? Chilling stuff. Not sure
censoring comments will solve anything, though. Have a peek-see:

http://tinyurl.com/2529vj

K. I guess we've bugged the folx in d.l enough for a spell, eh? WTF
does *swabo* mean, anyway? It's an acronym (and I'm an
acronymphomaniac, BION) for something? Stunnie Wunnies And
Bullshooters Only?

Ooooh . . . Personally, when it comes to fireworks, I'm partial to
Catherine Wheelies.

Yowzah! Yowzah! Let the ZazzleWorks begin!

Zoe
p.s. These are my .sig file quotes:

"[Zoe] attacked [DunceToi-DenseBoi] pretty viciously for posting in
this thread. As to what set her off, your guess is as good as any."
— Hump-Moi Rhonduh (Ga-Ga-GagGrrl Proves Clue's News to Her)

"Zoe . . . Saliva Regina, mamma mammae Dei . . . Puto me outa miserere
mei."
— DunceToi-DenseBoi Ham******* (LameWar Initiator & Poetaster)

"I didn't bring [Zoe] to the attention of AUK because she collapsed
quite spectacularly after her foam-out in soc.singles and there was no
need. If she'd managed to stay on and keep foaming, maybe. But there
was no need. There was also a bit of Formosa-type thinking going on,
as I thought there a non-zero possibility of her harming herself and
I'd rather be safe than sorry on that. (A respected alt.configger
gave me the impression that she was pretty fragile when I mentioned it
to him IRL conversation at the time . . . And I've known this man for
years off and on Usenet, and trust his judgement)." [sic]
— Charlatan BlackSmear (Suffering Amnesia Concerning The Apology)

"I won't participate further in the miguel/Judith fight, because far
too much emotion has become involved in it. The fact that he's now
stalking Kali will be enough to convince people who don't remember old
history, so his interaction with somebody else whom he tried to chase
off Usenet is irrelevant."
— Peter J. Ross (Realist NetGhod & World-Class Poet)
--
_. .-""""""-. ._
_.-' | / \ | `-._
_.-' | J .-""-. L F `-.__.
_.-' _.-| | | J L | J F`-. /
\ _.-' F F | | | | F _ `-./
\/ J J | J F | / .
F J _/\ J `-..-' F / F `'
_ J J.-' \ / `-.__. , ,
( \ F .-' `-.____.-' `-. / /|/|
\ \ J _.-' `-. / //|/|
\ \ \.' ` / \
\ `-. _.-------------.____________.----.____/ /O `.
`-. `----'
`---. ._/
\ .-'`---'
) , /
.' .-'-.______________.-----------\ |
_.' .-'| / | / \ \
/ _.-' \ \_ \ \_ `. \
/ / \__) `._) \ `-.
\_) `--'
|.-------------------------------------------------------------.| |
SLLS # 14 mhm 32x20 WSD # 38 AFFL # 1
stanley unwin AICMF Usenet Saint (PJR:-))
Usenet Ruinator # 14 MIGHOUL'S OWNER 4EVER!!1!
Top Assholiness on the Net # 17
Not Quite the Most Hated Usenetizen ... Yet
JUDITH FITZGERALD'S EVER-EVOLVING WRITESITE:
http://www.judithfitzgerald.ca
| |
---.--------.---.----------.-.------------.-.---.--------.---
| \ / | |/ \| | | |
| \ / | ------' .------. | | | |
| \ / | | J J L | | /\ | |
| \/ | `---. | | | | | / \ | |
| |\ /| | | | | | | | / \ | |
| | \ / | | .---' | | | | |/ \| |
| | \ / | | | J J F | /\ |
| | \/ | | `------. `------' | / \ |
| | | | |\ /| / \ |
|___| |___|__________| `.__________.' |____/ \____|
Gorgeous ascii-artistic .sig file
created by Goddess Veronica Karlsson:
http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/

Bush will invade Iran
 

Zoe wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 11:09:05 +0200, Veronica e-xplained:

Zoe wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:21:08 +0200 Ascii Goddess Veronica k. dealt
fate a harsh hand denying S. Leyland an original ascii-art creation of
exquisite distinction (thereby necessitating intervention from the
Usenet Saint under the dim bulb where the action's hot, the martinis
chill, and cheating's rampant when you're holding a full house in the
holy game of poker):

Steve Leyland wrote:

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Veronica
Karlsson stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: Zoe wrote:
:: Steve Darlin' struck a chord:
:::
::: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
::: Zoe stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
:::
::: curls up on zoe's knee and purrs
::
:: M-m-m-m . . . That's the spot . . . And, those lovely ears, them
:: pawses for causes. The lap of luxury never had it so sweet.
::
:: *smep*
:
: You need a proper troll sig:
:
:
: _. .-""""""-. ._
: _.-' | / \ | `-._
: _.-' | J .-""-. L F `-.__.
: _.-' _.-| | | J L | J F`-. /
: \ _.-' F F | | | | F _ `-./
: \/ J J | J F | / .
: F J _/\ J `-..-' F / F `'
: _ J J.-' \ / `-.__. , ,
: ( \ F .-' `-.____.-' `-. / /|/|
: \ \ J _.-' `-. / //|/|
: \ \ \.' ` / \
: \ `-. _.-------------.____________.----.____/ /O `.
: `-. `----'
: `---. ._/
: \ .-'`---'
: ) , /
: .' .-'-.______________.-----------\ |
: _.' .-'| / | / \ \
: / _.-' \ \_ \ \_ `. \
: / / \__) `._) \ `-.
: \_) `--'
: .-------------------------------------------------------------.
:: SLLS # 14 mhm 32x20 WSD # 38 AFFL # 1 |
:: stanley unwin AICMF Usenet Saint (PJR:-)) |
:: Usenet Ruinator # 14 MIGHOUL'S OWNER 4EVER!!1! |
:: Top Assholiness on the Net # 17 |
:: Not Quite the Most Hated Usenetizen ... Yet |
:: JUDITH FITZGERALD'S EVER-EVOLVING WRITESITE: |
:: http://www.judithfitzgerald.ca |
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: _\/___ \_( \_\__/||_| \_\\_\__/_/ |_| |_||_| \_\__/|(_( \_\
:: _______ Troll Spokeswoman _____ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ___|

hey, I'd appreciate won of those way kewl ascii torll sigs two pleace lady
veronica!!!1!

But... you already have a Felix Lee cat... and a load of rubbish... And
you distort sigs when you quote them...

Went and cruised through your pages, some amazing stuff there;
astonishing, really; you're very good at this. No, you're one of the
best I've seen. Loved the Escher. Coolness.

There are plenty of others:

Andreas Freise:
http://www.ascii-art.de/

llizard:
http://llizard.etherwork.net/index.php
(she has a web forum you might like!)

Joris Bellenger, the King of ASCII:
http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/ascii/index.html

Joan Stark, the Queen of ASCII:
http://www.geocities.com/joan_stark/

Nerd Boy (Joaquim Gândara):
http://www.nerd-boy.net/

Allen Mullen:
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/

and more!
http://dmoz.org/Arts/Visual_Arts/ASCII_Art/
http://www.cbel.com/ascii_art/

ascii pr0n:
http://asciipr0n.com/
(yes, it is an ascii art pornsite)

Jave:
http://www.jave.de/
(very popular ascii art "paint" program)

Figlet:
http://www.network-science.de/ascii/
(Write your name and choose "all fonts")

newsgroup: news:alt.ascii-art

ASCII Art FAQ:
http://www.ascii-art.de/ascii/faq.html

ASCII Art Tutorials:
http://www.ludd.ltu.se/~vk/q/asciitutorials/

I can see why Steve
would want a personalised one; his is rather more generic; and, he's
due for a freshener, you know?

He was due for a freshener years ago.

*sprays some deodorant on Steve's sig*

Okay, Goddess. There may be others; but, they ain't you; you are the
one-and-only ascii-art Goddess and Steve deserves your original
ascii-art .sig file created for him by YOU and only YOU. Steve asked
you for one, now; and, if he declined in the past, you should forgive
that because he has clearly seen the VeronicaLuminousLight and really
wants you to make one for him. Me, too. That's two votes.

So?

Bet you'd knock him on his arse; I was gob-smacked. Plus, IMO, you
could really make something speshul truly reflecting the "inner"
Steve.

Again, years ago, I discussed his sig with him and he did not seem
interested then...

Times change. People, too. How about you?

:-)

Plus plus, he has the Lits Slut Lits, don't forget. Only a
troll worth her weight in .sig file data decora's worthy of bottom
heavy communiques from elsewhere. Go ahead. Make my dinner :).

And I am #13 on that list! (thanks to you for not wanting this excellent
number! I like 13. I guess it speeks to the Inner Troll in me...) :-)

Argh! Thirteen? You like it?

Um, yeah, that's what I said.

What abour four (because 1 + 3 = 4)?
It's as much self-fulfilling prophesy as anything cosmic, IMO; but,
both these numbers have bode grievous ill for me my entire life. I
dread years such as 2002, for example and, in retrospect, my
dreadline's been too accurate to believe. My biological mother's
birthday is 13 July. Need I say more? It's all downhell from there
:). Why thirteen, though? 'Cause you think you can out-think fate?
Here's a news flash: All you're doing is tempting the Fates worse
than fate, eh?

This assumes that I suffer from the same superstition about that number
as you do. One of the few times I ever won anything was when I bet on 13
and got a big box of chocolate! :-9

*feeling negative itches*

Oh, right; about those negative itches? Them's just the ****ing
cosmic woo-woos. Happens to the best o' bitches. Nada problem. I
have now become more optimistic and believe things could indeedly get
worse.

No no no, those itches were only when thinking about Steve's sig.

Ah, I see (I think :).) Is there absolutely no possibility you won't
make Steve a beaut? I'd love to see what you'd do with it. I know it
would be spectac; you're clearly sensitive to the sensibility and
personality of individual posters; and, you make beautiful images
which I consider stunningly gorgeous. IOW? You generously make these
lovely e-prezzies when someone asks, right?

No. In fact I have this info at the top of my ascii art page:

.----------------------------------------
FAQ

Q: Can you draw a picture for me?
A: First, check out Andreas' collection:
http://www.ascii-art.de/ascii/
If you don't find anything useful there, ask in alt.ascii-art.

Q: Can you help me with a technical problem?
A: First, read The FAQ:
http://www.ascii-art.de/ascii/faq.html
If that doesn't answer your question, ask in alt.ascii-art.
`----------------------------------------

It brings you some small
pleasure and joy, right? Right. (Even though I'm a leftie.)

Well, then, if I told you, confidentially, now, if I told you I'd
appreciate you making Steve a .sig file because he helped me out
muchly just a short while ago in another context and, additionally,
he's been dealing with a lot of RL ickiness and, you'd be providing
him with some small pleasure and delight, right, could you see your
way clear to seeing the logical light? And, then, there's the
trickle-down effect to consider: It would bring forth much happiness
from the grateful heart of yours truly. Now, I've been really good
and grovellish; I canna do nicer any nicer.

*wipes cheek*

Thanks again, though, Veronica*; it's glitter-gloat deluxe divine and
so me-me-me and so mine-all-mine.

:-) (very pleased to get the "so me-me-me" thing right!)

Zoe
p.s. Blackmail-bribology divisio blatantalismo:

[Oh yeah, blackmail! Thank you for reminding me!]

*sends mail bomb to Steve*

Oh, no, no, no, no, no :( . . .

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! :)

But, hrm . . . I wonder what
whitemail is? We are in demon local.

You are in demon.local, I am in the Flonk.

Inneresting name for a froup;
is it devoted to ghouls in the immediate vicinity?

I think it's about bunnies.

Weird, like,
truly, the weirdness of deviltry. Or, are these locals worshipping
demons? Or, is this NG a chapter of a larger organisation, Demon
Central?

Or maybe it's a computer term?

Are there annual awards and conventions?

That's that other group over there -----

I lurve the UK.
Now that I can leave the country,

?

I can't decide whether to go live in
the UK or Greece. (I am half-Swedish so, that explains it, right?)

No, it doesn't explain anything. I'm all-Swedish and feel no desire to
move to either of those places.

I promise to ink a
couplet encapsulating all you are and do for a .sig file next time you
re-vamp yours . . . for now, I shall flaunt a teaser: IMO, your .sig
would fling more zing if you changed "spokeswoman" to
"cloutspokeswoman" or "outspokeswomen," which is to say, you change

No. I can't do that. It's a title that somebody gave me.

Fair enough.

your .sig file frequently; thus, can you blame Steve for wanting to do
likewise? Right. Fork it over. Ta :) ----{---- @ (4 U, 2)

Change my sig frequently? Ummm... more frequently than Steve maybe...
This one is something like 3-4 years old... 8-)

*sprays deodorant on own sig*

:)

++
= =
_

* Your name reminds of J. G. Ballard's CRASH; in its Introduction,
JGB rises to the occason and rants magnificently about all the
Veronicas of our mutilated conventions, er, inventions, er,
contentions, er, intentions, er some **** like splat . . .
--
[...]
/ _.-' \ \_ \ \_ `. \
/ / \__) `._) \ `-.
\_) `--'
.-------------------------------------------------------------.
| SLLS # 14 mhm 32x20 WSD # 38 AFFL # 1 |
| stanley unwin AICMF Usenet Saint (PJR:-)) |
| Usenet Ruinator # 14 Gutter ChixOr |
| Top Assholiness on the Net # 17 |
| Not Quite the Most Hated Usenetizen ... Yet |
| JUDITH FITZGERALD'S EVER-EVOLVING WRITESITE: |
| http://www.judithfitzgerald.ca |
---.--------.---.----------.-.------------.-.---.--------.---
| \ / | |/ \| | | |

Ouch! Something Bad happened there! (there's a reason I put trophies and
quotes and stuff in a separate section, or on the right side, of these
sigs) I suspect this was not intentional? (doesn't seem to be tab
damage... hmmm... (?))

Here's a new version that shouldn't become a mess when you update it:

Something bad? That was me. Sorry. I tried to put in "Gutter ChiXor
# 15" and now, shall have to find a place for "Longest Plonk-Spewer #
1" :( . . .

Heh, half o' alt.config's zonked tonight; Daev's drunk or . . .
*sniff* . . . Yeah, it's a lovely evening, crisp and starkly, and
everybody's feeling alright. He stepped into a blizzard of
nipsiblissicals, clearly, ear-to-early, he's sporting a silly grin.

I think he stepped into a green bag full of silly stuff.

Also, since I'm nurturing my inner trollop, I have these quotes I'd
expshully like to add to my .sig file, too. Four quotes; I'm trying
to follow Steve's example; after all, he had the good sense to put you
by me in the SLLS thang. BTW, really neat to see headkase's 'nym.
Great dame.

Yes. :-)

Whaddya think, Goddess? Should I just scrap any further changes and
therefore abstain from making any further ascii ouches (since I can't
seem to make 'em work the way you can)? Would you consider one last
tweak on your way to creating the final gorgeosity, the one with the
new lits winners deleting reference to ownership since, well, I'm
writing an article about cyber-harrassment and it's all about stuff
and stuffing so, it's prolly better to lose the ghoulish blues, please
and thank you)? Ta. Are we on-topic? ****. Nix that noise.

"on-topic"? This is the Flonk! (Of course we're on-topic!)

Please understand, I am not passive-agressive, at any rate; but,
here's the scoop: My new goal Usenetzical is to write the longest
cybersentence in existence. But, not right at this minute. Short.
Sleek. Easy. Not sleazy; not cheesie. Call me Ishmouth :).

(Just wait: We'll be hearing all about Moby's Dick, now, thanks to
me. YaY :).)

_. .-""""""-. ._
_.-' | / \ | `-._
_.-' | J .-""-. L F `-.__.
_.-' _.-| | | J L | J F`-. /
\ _.-' F F | | | | F _ `-./
\/ J J | J F | / .
F J _/\ J `-..-' F / F `'
_ J J.-' \ / `-.__. , ,
( \ F .-' `-.____.-' `-. / /|/|
\ \ J _.-' `-. / //|/|
\ \ \.' ` / \
\ `-. _.-------------.____________.----.____/ /O `.
`-. `----'
`---. ._/
\ .-'`---'
) , /
.' .-'-.______________.-----------\ |
_.' .-'| / | / \ \
/ _.-' \ \_ \ \_ `. \
/ / \__) `._) \ `-.
\_) `--'
.-------------------------------------------------------------.
| |
SLLS # 14 mhm 32x20 WSD # 38 AFFL # 1
stanley unwin AICMF Usenet Saint (PJR:-))
Usenet Ruinator # 14 MIGHOUL'S OWNER 4EVER!!1!
Top Assholiness on the Net # 17
Not Quite the Most Hated Usenetizen ... Yet
JUDITH FITZGERALD'S EVER-EVOLVING WRITESITE:
http://www.judithfitzgerald.ca
| |
---.--------.---.----------.-.------------.-.---.--------.---
| \ / | |/ \| | | |
| \ / | ------' .------. | | | |
| \ / | | J J L | | /\ | |
| \/ | `---. | | | | | / \ | |
| |\ /| | | | | | | | / \ | |
| | \ / | | .---' | | | | |/ \| |
| | \ / | | | J J F | /\ |
| | \/ | | `------. `------' | / \ |
| | | | |\ /| / \ |
|___| |___|__________| `.__________.' |____/ \____|

This is so beautiful and very touching. It did help to make me feel
better, too, at exactly the right time. Thank you encore; I doubt I
could ever thank you enough; but, there it is :) and I am grateful for
it, too. You can get anything you want at Veronica's ascii-haunt.

See, you're so good at what you create; it's truly a gift you possess;
and, since you are an artist, how about if I send you author's copies
of the first three books in my epic poem, the three published, two of
which were just reviewed in The Globe and Mail:

www.judithfitzgerald.ca/temp.html

Plus, if you rise to the occasion and deliver the goods, I shall
ensure you are on the receiving end of the final volume when it's
published this October. Would that convince you to reconsider Steve
(since Time Heals all Hells) and, additionally, you would abso-deffo
be # 1 Ascii-Art Goddess in the Hole Usenutzical Looniverse?


[...]

Gorgeous ascii-artistic .sig file
created by Goddess Veronica Karlsson:
http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/

Are you Robby Rat in disguise? or Krogg?

Nope. I don't do disguises; you'll recognise me by my lack of same;
and, since Zoe's my Usenet 'nym, Zoe writes completely differently
than I do;

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

and, Zoe writes the way she does because it rilly seems to
bug a lot of peeps's arses, a good thing, IMO, when you're a trollop
in these har-har-hardy-har parts.

:-)

McLuhan said it: Your enemies are
your best promoters. I cherish each one. They work for me tirelessly
and I don't have to pay a penny for the pleasure.

Enough about them. Are these 'nyms gud or evul?

Those are definitely Good Guys!

Should I be
flattered or flipping? Who's Robby Rat and Krogg?

Robey Raaat was a brilliant troll a few years ago. Then he disappeared,
and nobody knows who he really was.

Krogg is another ascii artist. He too disappeared a few years ago. :-(

Did you, by any
chance, read the piece in the LA Times about the blogger dame, a
software designer, who had to shut down her online activities because
cyberbullies had totally destroyed her?

No.

Chilling stuff. Not sure
censoring comments will solve anything, though. Have a peek-see:

http://tinyurl.com/2529vj

K. I guess we've bugged the folx in d.l enough for a spell, eh? WTF
does *swabo* mean, anyway? It's an acronym (and I'm an
acronymphomaniac, BION) for something? Stunnie Wunnies And
Bullshooters Only?

Hmmm...

swak = signed with a kiss
swalk = signed with a loving kiss

So, following this pattern we get something like:

swabo = signed with a big octopus? blue outhouse? ...?

Ooooh . . . Personally, when it comes to fireworks, I'm partial to
Catherine Wheelies.

Yowzah! Yowzah! Let the ZazzleWorks begin!

Zoe
p.s. These are my .sig file quotes:

"[Zoe] attacked [DunceToi-DenseBoi] pretty viciously for posting in
this thread. As to what set her off, your guess is as good as any."
— Hump-Moi Rhonduh (Ga-Ga-GagGrrl Proves Clue's News to Her)

"Zoe . . . Saliva Regina, mamma mammae Dei . . . Puto me outa miserere
mei."
— DunceToi-DenseBoi Ham******* (LameWar Initiator & Poetaster)

"I didn't bring [Zoe] to the attention of AUK because she collapsed
quite spectacularly after her foam-out in soc.singles and there was no
need. If she'd managed to stay on and keep foaming, maybe. But there
was no need. There was also a bit of Formosa-type thinking going on,
as I thought there a non-zero possibility of her harming herself and
I'd rather be safe than sorry on that. (A respected alt.configger
gave me the impression that she was pretty fragile when I mentioned it
to him IRL conversation at the time . . . And I've known this man for
years off and on Usenet, and trust his judgement)." [sic]
— Charlatan BlackSmear (Suffering Amnesia Concerning The Apology)

"I won't participate further in the miguel/Judith fight, because far
too much emotion has become involved in it. The fact that he's now
stalking Kali will be enough to convince people who don't remember old
history, so his interaction with somebody else whom he tried to chase
off Usenet is irrelevant."
— Peter J. Ross (Realist NetGhod & World-Class Poet)

Dull! Boring! Waste of space. IOW, fairly typical troll sig quotes. Well
done! :-P

--
_. .-""""""-. ._
_.-' | / \ | `-._
_.-' | J .-""-. L F `-.__.
_.-' _.-| | | J L | J F`-. /
\ _.-' F F | | | | F _ `-./
\/ J J | J F | / .
F J _/\ J `-..-' F / F `'
_ J J.-' \ / `-.__. , ,
( \ F .-' `-.____.-' `-. / /|/|
\ \ J _.-' `-. / //|/|
\ \ \.' ` / \
\ `-. _.-------------.____________.----.____/ /O `.
`-. `----'
`---. ._/
\ .-'`---'
) , /
.' .-'-.______________.-----------\ |
_.' .-'| / | / \ \
/ _.-' \ \_ \ \_ `. \
/ / \__) `._) \ `-.
\_) `--'
|.-------------------------------------------------------------.| |
SLLS # 14 mhm 32x20 WSD # 38 AFFL # 1
stanley unwin AICMF Usenet Saint (PJR:-))
Usenet Ruinator # 14 MIGHOUL'S OWNER 4EVER!!1!
Top Assholiness on the Net # 17
Not Quite the Most Hated Usenetizen ... Yet
JUDITH FITZGERALD'S EVER-EVOLVING WRITESITE:
http://www.judithfitzgerald.ca
| |
---.--------.---.----------.-.------------.-.---.--------.---
| \ / | |/ \| | | |
| \ / | ------' .------. | | | |
| \ / | | J J L | | /\ | |
| \/ | `---. | | | | | / \ | |
| |\ /| | | | | | | | / \ | |
| | \ / | | .---' | | | | |/ \| |
| | \ / | | | J J F | /\ |
| | \/ | | `------. `------' | / \ |
| | | | |\ /| / \ |
|___| |___|__________| `.__________.' |____/ \____|
Gorgeous ascii-artistic .sig file
created by Goddess Veronica Karlsson:
http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/

OK, your new mess doesn't look unintentional, but I'll swallow that bait
anyway: Use a program called Notepad, and set your font to FixedSys or
Courier when you change the sig.


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|_______ Troll Spokeswoman _____ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ___|

Bush will invade Iran
 

Wim Jay wrote:

On 6-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote:

Went and cruised through your pages, some amazing stuff there;
astonishing, really; you're very good at this. No, you're one of the
best I've seen. Loved the Escher. Coolness. I can see why Steve
would want a personalised one; his is rather more generic; and, he's
due for a freshener, you know?

Lick, lick, Slurp, slurp...

Bet you'd knock him on his arse; I was gob-smacked. Plus, IMO, you
could really make something speshul truly reflecting the "inner"
Steve. Plus plus, he has the Lits Slut Lits, don't forget. Only a
troll worth her weight in .sig file data decora's worthy of bottom
heavy communiques from elsewhere. Go ahead. Make my dinner :).

Pass the sickbag, Alice.

Pass the towel!

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Bush will invade Iran
 

On Sat, 07 Apr 2007 12:19:36 +0200, Veronica Floored It:

Wim Jay wrote:

On 6-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote:

Went and cruised through your pages, some amazing stuff there;
astonishing, really; you're very good at this. No, you're one of the
best I've seen. Loved the Escher. Coolness. I can see why Steve
would want a personalised one; his is rather more generic; and, he's
due for a freshener, you know?

Lick, lick, Slurp, slurp...

Bet you'd knock him on his arse; I was gob-smacked. Plus, IMO, you
could really make something speshul truly reflecting the "inner"
Steve. Plus plus, he has the Lits Slut Lits, don't forget. Only a
troll worth her weight in .sig file data decora's worthy of bottom
heavy communiques from elsewhere. Go ahead. Make my dinner :).

Pass the sickbag, Alice.

Pass the towel!

Roffle, roffle. You're wonderful. And, sick. Very very sick. I am
so proud of you, hehehehe . . .

Zoe *hands VK Manogrammed Clean-Upper*
p.s. My muchly missed father (d. 2000) flew three tours of duty in
WWII and won the BIG DFC which I now have properly mounted on my wall
above my computer with a heartbreakingly moving picture of the Prince
of Wales pinning the medals on my beamingly proud and dignified
daddy's uniform so don't tell me I don't know what war does to someone
you love, K? He had nightmares for the rest of his life (and he
called 'em Bitch Tits, not Man Boobs 'cause he was ALL MAN -- RIP
*angel*)
p.p.s. Beast is Beast but WEST is BEST *BESLLSG*
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THIS JUST IN (FOR DaVe & 'RATZAROOOO!!1!) . . .

THE GLOBE & MAIL'S BOOK-EDITOR MARTIN LEVIN'S
CELEBRATION OF CANADA'S FINEST ZOETS *G*:
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JUDITH FITZGERALD ON BRINGHURST & PAGE
TODAY IN THE GLOBE & MAIL (7 APRIL 2007):
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Bush will invade Iran
 

On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 19:08:35 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Fri, 6 Apr 2007 01:54:51 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
got double secret probation because:

Aratzio wrote in
m:

On Thu, 5 Apr 2007 03:40:48 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

ah wrote in
:

Zoe wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay"
scribble-scrawled:


On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote:

Your call, Wimbo.

Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened.

R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female
pussy luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes.

So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee!

Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides
tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a
jackhammer.

Fight!


Fight!

UUUUURRRRRP

No, just a little gas, sorry.


You rude ****!

I've also been accused of being a "clit farmer"


Well, I wouldn't say that was an insult, unless you really were
growing them in your garden.
Phil
Kyle

1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad

May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous.