Bush will invade Iran
 

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:21:08 +0200, Veronica Karlsson
wrote:

Steve Leyland wrote:

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Veronica
Karlsson stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: Zoe wrote:
:: Steve Darlin' struck a chord:
:::
::: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
::: Zoe stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
:::
::: curls up on zoe's knee and purrs
::
:: M-m-m-m . . . That's the spot . . . And, those lovely ears, them
:: pawses for causes. The lap of luxury never had it so sweet.
::
:: *smep*
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: You need a proper troll sig:
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hey, I'd appreciate won of those way kewl ascii torll sigs two pleace lady
veronica!!!1!

But... you already have a Felix Lee cat... and a load of rubbish... And
you distort sigs when you quote them...

*feeling negative itches*


So that's a no then.

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Phil
Kyle

1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad

May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous.

Bush will invade Iran
 

On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:45:24 GMT, Aratzio
wrote:

On Thu, 5 Apr 2007 03:40:48 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

ah wrote in
:

Zoe wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay"
scribble-scrawled:


On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote:

Your call, Wimbo.

Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened.

R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy
luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes.

So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee!

Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides
tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a
jackhammer.

Fight!


Fight!

UUUUURRRRRP

No, just a little gas, sorry.

Good god, man. Have you been eating gherkins again?
Phil
Kyle

1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad

May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous.

Bush will invade Iran
 

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 22:07:00 -0400, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:22:30 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:04:56 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:01:39 -0400, Zoe
wrote:

On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:45:24 GMT, 'Ratzariffic yet again raised Usenet
to new-spew heights:

On Thu, 5 Apr 2007 03:40:48 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

ah wrote in
:

Zoe wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay"
scribble-scrawled:


On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote:

Your call, Wimbo.

Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened.

R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy
luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes.

So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee!

Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides
tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a
jackhammer.

Fight!


Fight!

UUUUURRRRRP

No, just a little gas, sorry.

You mean, this too shall pass, 'Ratzulence?

*burp*

Bite the cap offa nuther Bud, can'tcha?

*sulpr*

Zoe (w/DSP)

homebrew, please. (currently drinking a tasty 7.6% IPA)

Wimp
9.0% Dark Belgian Style Ale

i have an 8.6% ale, and several 5 gallon pails of 13% mead, but id
like to stay sentient tonight.

Why?
Phil
Kyle

1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad

May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous.

Bush will invade Iran
 

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:22:30 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:04:56 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:01:39 -0400, Zoe
wrote:

On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:45:24 GMT, 'Ratzariffic yet again raised Usenet
to new-spew heights:

On Thu, 5 Apr 2007 03:40:48 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

ah wrote in
:

Zoe wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay"
scribble-scrawled:


On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote:

Your call, Wimbo.

Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened.

R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy
luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes.

So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee!

Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides
tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a
jackhammer.

Fight!


Fight!

UUUUURRRRRP

No, just a little gas, sorry.

You mean, this too shall pass, 'Ratzulence?

*burp*

Bite the cap offa nuther Bud, can'tcha?

*sulpr*

Zoe (w/DSP)

homebrew, please. (currently drinking a tasty 7.6% IPA)

Wimp
9.0% Dark Belgian Style Ale

I've never seen a dark belgian.
Phil
Kyle

1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad

May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous.

Bush will invade Iran
 

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:04:56 -0400, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:01:39 -0400, Zoe
wrote:

On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:45:24 GMT, 'Ratzariffic yet again raised Usenet
to new-spew heights:

On Thu, 5 Apr 2007 03:40:48 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

ah wrote in
:

Zoe wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay"
scribble-scrawled:


On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote:

Your call, Wimbo.

Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened.

R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy
luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes.

So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee!

Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides
tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a
jackhammer.

Fight!


Fight!

UUUUURRRRRP

No, just a little gas, sorry.

You mean, this too shall pass, 'Ratzulence?

*burp*

Bite the cap offa nuther Bud, can'tcha?

*sulpr*

Zoe (w/DSP)

homebrew, please. (currently drinking a tasty 7.6% IPA)


That's a ridiculously high intereste rate.
Phil
Kyle

1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad

May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous.

Bush will invade Iran
 

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:01:39 -0400, Zoe
wrote:

On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:45:24 GMT, 'Ratzariffic yet again raised Usenet
to new-spew heights:

On Thu, 5 Apr 2007 03:40:48 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

ah wrote in
:

Zoe wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay"
scribble-scrawled:


On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote:

Your call, Wimbo.

Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened.

R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy
luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes.

So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee!

Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides
tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a
jackhammer.

Fight!


Fight!

UUUUURRRRRP

No, just a little gas, sorry.

You mean, this too shall pass, 'Ratzulence?

*burp*

Bite the cap offa nuther Bud, can'tcha?

*sulpr*

Zoe (w/DSP)

This post was confusing.
Phil
Kyle

1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad

May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous.

Bush will invade Iran
 

On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 19:08:35 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Fri, 6 Apr 2007 01:54:51 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
got double secret probation because:

Aratzio wrote in
m:

On Thu, 5 Apr 2007 03:40:48 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

ah wrote in
:

Zoe wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay"
scribble-scrawled:


On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote:

Your call, Wimbo.

Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened.

R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female
pussy luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes.

So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee!

Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides
tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a
jackhammer.

Fight!


Fight!

UUUUURRRRRP

No, just a little gas, sorry.


You rude ****!

I've also been accused of being a "clit farmer"


Well, I wouldn't say that was an insult, unless you really were
growing them in your garden.
Phil
Kyle

1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad

May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous.

Bush will invade Iran
 

On Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:15:25 +1200, Phil Kyle
got double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:22:30 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:04:56 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:01:39 -0400, Zoe
wrote:

On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:45:24 GMT, 'Ratzariffic yet again raised Usenet
to new-spew heights:

On Thu, 5 Apr 2007 03:40:48 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

ah wrote in
:

Zoe wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay"
scribble-scrawled:


On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote:

Your call, Wimbo.

Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened.

R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy
luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes.

So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee!

Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides
tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a
jackhammer.

Fight!


Fight!

UUUUURRRRRP

No, just a little gas, sorry.

You mean, this too shall pass, 'Ratzulence?

*burp*

Bite the cap offa nuther Bud, can'tcha?

*sulpr*

Zoe (w/DSP)

homebrew, please. (currently drinking a tasty 7.6% IPA)

Wimp
9.0% Dark Belgian Style Ale

I've never seen a dark belgian.

Only been there in the day time?

Bush will invade Iran
 

On Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:15:25 +1200, Phil Kyle
got double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 22:07:00 -0400, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:22:30 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:04:56 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:01:39 -0400, Zoe
wrote:

On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:45:24 GMT, 'Ratzariffic yet again raised Usenet
to new-spew heights:

On Thu, 5 Apr 2007 03:40:48 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

ah wrote in
:

Zoe wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay"
scribble-scrawled:


On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote:

Your call, Wimbo.

Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened.

R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy
luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes.

So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee!

Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides
tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a
jackhammer.

Fight!


Fight!

UUUUURRRRRP

No, just a little gas, sorry.

You mean, this too shall pass, 'Ratzulence?

*burp*

Bite the cap offa nuther Bud, can'tcha?

*sulpr*

Zoe (w/DSP)

homebrew, please. (currently drinking a tasty 7.6% IPA)

Wimp
9.0% Dark Belgian Style Ale

i have an 8.6% ale, and several 5 gallon pails of 13% mead, but id
like to stay sentient tonight.

Why?

He likes fermented Bee Spit.

Bush will invade Iran
 

On Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:15:25 +1200, Phil Kyle
got double secret probation because:

On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:45:24 GMT, Aratzio
wrote:

On Thu, 5 Apr 2007 03:40:48 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

ah wrote in
:

Zoe wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay"
scribble-scrawled:


On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote:

Your call, Wimbo.

Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened.

R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy
luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes.

So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee!

Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides
tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a
jackhammer.

Fight!


Fight!

UUUUURRRRRP

No, just a little gas, sorry.

Good god, man. Have you been eating gherkins again?

Ghurkas