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Aratzio April 10th 07 03:25 PM

Bush will invade Iran
 
On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 14:47:15 +1200, Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

On Sat, 07 Apr 2007 17:37:55 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:15:25 +1200, Phil Kyle
got double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:22:30 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:04:56 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:01:39 -0400, Zoe
wrote:

On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:45:24 GMT, 'Ratzariffic yet again raised Usenet
to new-spew heights:

On Thu, 5 Apr 2007 03:40:48 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

ah wrote in
d-secrets.com:

Zoe wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay"
scribble-scrawled:


On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote:

Your call, Wimbo.

Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened.

R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy
luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes.

So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee!

Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides
tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a
jackhammer.

Fight!


Fight!

UUUUURRRRRP

No, just a little gas, sorry.

You mean, this too shall pass, 'Ratzulence?

*burp*

Bite the cap offa nuther Bud, can'tcha?

*sulpr*

Zoe (w/DSP)

homebrew, please. (currently drinking a tasty 7.6% IPA)

Wimp
9.0% Dark Belgian Style Ale

I've never seen a dark belgian.


Only been there in the day time?


I carried a torch with me.


For whom?

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

Aratzio April 10th 07 03:26 PM

Bush will invade Iran
 
On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 14:47:15 +1200, Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

On Sat, 07 Apr 2007 17:41:41 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:15:25 +1200, Phil Kyle
got double secret probation because:

On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:45:24 GMT, Aratzio
wrote:

On Thu, 5 Apr 2007 03:40:48 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

ah wrote in
:

Zoe wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay"
scribble-scrawled:


On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote:

Your call, Wimbo.

Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened.

R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy
luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes.

So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee!

Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides
tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a
jackhammer.

Fight!


Fight!

UUUUURRRRRP

No, just a little gas, sorry.

Good god, man. Have you been eating gherkins again?


Ghurkas


No wonder we can't win wars any more.


REMEMBER THE FALKLANDS!

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

Aratzio April 10th 07 03:26 PM

Bush will invade Iran
 
On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 14:47:15 +1200, Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

On Sat, 07 Apr 2007 17:38:26 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:15:25 +1200, Phil Kyle
got double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 22:07:00 -0400, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:22:30 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:04:56 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:01:39 -0400, Zoe
wrote:

On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:45:24 GMT, 'Ratzariffic yet again raised Usenet
to new-spew heights:

On Thu, 5 Apr 2007 03:40:48 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

ah wrote in
ed-secrets.com:

Zoe wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay"
scribble-scrawled:


On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote:

Your call, Wimbo.

Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened.

R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy
luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes.

So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee!

Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides
tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a
jackhammer.

Fight!


Fight!

UUUUURRRRRP

No, just a little gas, sorry.

You mean, this too shall pass, 'Ratzulence?

*burp*

Bite the cap offa nuther Bud, can'tcha?

*sulpr*

Zoe (w/DSP)

homebrew, please. (currently drinking a tasty 7.6% IPA)

Wimp
9.0% Dark Belgian Style Ale

i have an 8.6% ale, and several 5 gallon pails of 13% mead, but id
like to stay sentient tonight.

Why?


He likes fermented Bee Spit.


That must take a while.


Just a strong stomach and no taste buds.

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

Aratzio April 10th 07 03:31 PM

Bush will invade Iran
 
On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 20:28:26 +1200, Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

On Mon, 09 Apr 2007 14:07:16 GMT, Aratzio
wrote:

On Mon, 09 Apr 2007 14:57:22 +1200, Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:25:58 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 22:57:27 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 19:16:58 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 22:07:00 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:22:30 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:04:56 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:01:39 -0400, Zoe
wrote:

On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:45:24 GMT, 'Ratzariffic yet again raised Usenet
to new-spew heights:

On Thu, 5 Apr 2007 03:40:48 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

ah wrote in
red-secrets.com:

Zoe wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay"
scribble-scrawled:


On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote:

Your call, Wimbo.

Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened.

R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy
luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes.

So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee!

Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides
tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a
jackhammer.

Fight!


Fight!

UUUUURRRRRP

No, just a little gas, sorry.

You mean, this too shall pass, 'Ratzulence?

*burp*

Bite the cap offa nuther Bud, can'tcha?

*sulpr*

Zoe (w/DSP)

homebrew, please. (currently drinking a tasty 7.6% IPA)

Wimp
9.0% Dark Belgian Style Ale

i have an 8.6% ale, and several 5 gallon pails of 13% mead, but id
like to stay sentient tonight.

Why should tonight be different?

i love you, too, aratzio.

ME TWO!!!!!

IT IS GOOD FRIDAY MAN!

And everything's shut. Except my gob.


GOB DAMMIT!


My gob says : Don't take my name intravaenously or however you spell
it.


How about intransigently?

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

Zoe April 10th 07 04:09 PM

Bush will invade Iran
 
On Mon, 09 Apr 2007 14:07:16 GMT, Aratzio dished up a helping of
punishment worth its weight in ha' pence:

On Mon, 09 Apr 2007 14:57:22 +1200, Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:25:58 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 22:57:27 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 19:16:58 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 22:07:00 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:22:30 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:04:56 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:01:39 -0400, Zoe
wrote:

On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:45:24 GMT, 'Ratzariffic yet again raised Usenet
to new-spew heights:

On Thu, 5 Apr 2007 03:40:48 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

ah wrote in
ed-secrets.com:

Zoe wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay"
scribble-scrawled:


On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote:

Your call, Wimbo.

Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened.

R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy
luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes.

So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee!

Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides
tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a
jackhammer.

Fight!


Fight!

UUUUURRRRRP

No, just a little gas, sorry.

You mean, this too shall pass, 'Ratzulence?

*burp*

Bite the cap offa nuther Bud, can'tcha?

*sulpr*

Zoe (w/DSP)

homebrew, please. (currently drinking a tasty 7.6% IPA)

Wimp
9.0% Dark Belgian Style Ale

i have an 8.6% ale, and several 5 gallon pails of 13% mead, but id
like to stay sentient tonight.

Why should tonight be different?

i love you, too, aratzio.

ME TWO!!!!!

IT IS GOOD FRIDAY MAN!


And everything's shut. Except my gob.


GOB DAMMIT!


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Phil Kyle April 11th 07 10:06 AM

Bush will invade Iran
 
On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 14:31:37 GMT, Aratzio
wrote:

On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 20:28:26 +1200, Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

On Mon, 09 Apr 2007 14:07:16 GMT, Aratzio
wrote:

On Mon, 09 Apr 2007 14:57:22 +1200, Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:25:58 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 22:57:27 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 19:16:58 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 22:07:00 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:22:30 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:04:56 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:01:39 -0400, Zoe
wrote:

On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:45:24 GMT, 'Ratzariffic yet again raised Usenet
to new-spew heights:

On Thu, 5 Apr 2007 03:40:48 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

ah wrote in
ared-secrets.com:

Zoe wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay"
scribble-scrawled:


On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote:

Your call, Wimbo.

Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened.

R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy
luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes.

So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee!

Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides
tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a
jackhammer.

Fight!


Fight!

UUUUURRRRRP

No, just a little gas, sorry.

You mean, this too shall pass, 'Ratzulence?

*burp*

Bite the cap offa nuther Bud, can'tcha?

*sulpr*

Zoe (w/DSP)

homebrew, please. (currently drinking a tasty 7.6% IPA)

Wimp
9.0% Dark Belgian Style Ale

i have an 8.6% ale, and several 5 gallon pails of 13% mead, but id
like to stay sentient tonight.

Why should tonight be different?

i love you, too, aratzio.

ME TWO!!!!!

IT IS GOOD FRIDAY MAN!

And everything's shut. Except my gob.

GOB DAMMIT!


My gob says : Don't take my name intravaenously or however you spell
it.


How about intransigently?


Let met check the penisitionary.
--

Phil Kyle

1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad

May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous.

Phil Kyle April 11th 07 10:07 AM

Bush will invade Iran
 
On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:09:04 -0400, Zoe
wrote:

On Mon, 09 Apr 2007 14:07:16 GMT, Aratzio dished up a helping of
punishment worth its weight in ha' pence:

On Mon, 09 Apr 2007 14:57:22 +1200, Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:25:58 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 22:57:27 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 19:16:58 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 22:07:00 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:22:30 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:04:56 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:01:39 -0400, Zoe
wrote:

On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:45:24 GMT, 'Ratzariffic yet again raised Usenet
to new-spew heights:

On Thu, 5 Apr 2007 03:40:48 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

ah wrote in
red-secrets.com:

Zoe wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay"
scribble-scrawled:


On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote:

Your call, Wimbo.

Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened.

R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy
luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes.

So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee!

Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides
tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a
jackhammer.

Fight!


Fight!

UUUUURRRRRP

No, just a little gas, sorry.

You mean, this too shall pass, 'Ratzulence?

*burp*

Bite the cap offa nuther Bud, can'tcha?

*sulpr*

Zoe (w/DSP)

homebrew, please. (currently drinking a tasty 7.6% IPA)

Wimp
9.0% Dark Belgian Style Ale

i have an 8.6% ale, and several 5 gallon pails of 13% mead, but id
like to stay sentient tonight.

Why should tonight be different?

i love you, too, aratzio.

ME TWO!!!!!

IT IS GOOD FRIDAY MAN!

And everything's shut. Except my gob.


GOB DAMMIT!


BOG DIMMAT!


DAM BOGGIT!
--

Phil Kyle

1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad

May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous.

Phil Kyle April 11th 07 10:09 AM

Bush will invade Iran
 
On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 14:25:38 GMT, Aratzio
wrote:

On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 14:47:15 +1200, Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

On Sat, 07 Apr 2007 17:37:55 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:15:25 +1200, Phil Kyle
got double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:22:30 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:04:56 -0400, dave hillstrom got
double secret probation because:

On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:01:39 -0400, Zoe
wrote:

On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:45:24 GMT, 'Ratzariffic yet again raised Usenet
to new-spew heights:

On Thu, 5 Apr 2007 03:40:48 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

ah wrote in
ed-secrets.com:

Zoe wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay"
scribble-scrawled:


On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote:

Your call, Wimbo.

Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened.

R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy
luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes.

So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee!

Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides
tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a
jackhammer.

Fight!


Fight!

UUUUURRRRRP

No, just a little gas, sorry.

You mean, this too shall pass, 'Ratzulence?

*burp*

Bite the cap offa nuther Bud, can'tcha?

*sulpr*

Zoe (w/DSP)

homebrew, please. (currently drinking a tasty 7.6% IPA)

Wimp
9.0% Dark Belgian Style Ale

I've never seen a dark belgian.

Only been there in the day time?


I carried a torch with me.


For whom?


No, for me.
--

Phil Kyle

1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad

May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous.

Phil Kyle April 11th 07 10:10 AM

Bush will invade Iran
 
On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 14:26:15 GMT, Aratzio
wrote:

On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 14:47:15 +1200, Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

On Sat, 07 Apr 2007 17:41:41 -0700, Aratzio
wrote:

On Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:15:25 +1200, Phil Kyle
got double secret probation because:

On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:45:24 GMT, Aratzio
wrote:

On Thu, 5 Apr 2007 03:40:48 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
transparently proposed:

ah wrote in
:

Zoe wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay"
scribble-scrawled:


On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote:

Your call, Wimbo.

Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened.

R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy
luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes.

So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee!

Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides
tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a
jackhammer.

Fight!


Fight!

UUUUURRRRRP

No, just a little gas, sorry.

Good god, man. Have you been eating gherkins again?

Ghurkas


No wonder we can't win wars any more.


REMEMBER THE FALKLANDS!


Ok. Now what?
--

Phil Kyle

1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad

May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous.

Phil Kyle April 11th 07 10:10 AM

Bush will invade Iran
 
On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 07:08:43 -0400, ah wrote:

Phil Kyle wrote:
On Mon, 09 Apr 2007 21:54:03 -0400, ah wrote:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah wrote in
:

Zoe wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:19:20 GMT, "Wim Jay"
scribble-scrawled:


On 3-Apr-2007, Zoe wrote:

Your call, Wimbo.

Ooooooo, Zoweeee, like I'm ever so twuly fwightened.

R U tw00ly a hard assed bitch of a pussy luvva? We call female pussy
luvvas lesbians and on Sundays they are dykes.

So go spin on it, little Zoweeeeeeee!

Come back when you've got something in your arsenal besides
tired-but-turdisms, StunOne. Till then, go **** yourself with a
jackhammer.

Fight!


Fight!

Fight!


Fight!


Fight!


Fight!
--

Phil Kyle

1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad

May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous.


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