"Steve Leyland" wrote in
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Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Puck
stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: "Steve Leyland" wrote
: in :
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:: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
:: Puck stirred from its slumber and pronounced to usenet:
::: "Steve Leyland"
::: wrote in :
:::
:::: In ,
:::: Puck typed:
::::: "Steve Leyland"
::::: wrote in :
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:::::: okay, I've already taken #1 on this already in my sig, but
:::::: thought some of you might like inclusion on this new lits.
:::::: all applications for "Lits Slut" numbers should be posted in this
:::::: thread. you'll need to provide conclusive proof of lits
:::::: sluttiness for consideration and kooks need not apply.
:::::
::::: Does one not need to utter words of W0nership before one can
::::: feature in sigs? I have taken no greater pleasure than being
::::: TOS'd and sig-featured in my brief, and wholly inaccurate, career
::::: as a trollette. But right here, right now (Norman Cook, let's
::::: not go there) I have nothing worthy. Soz.
::::
:::: my dear puck, it is a lits of lits sluts, not name-dropping sluts
:::: who shagged norman cook.
:::
::: You didn't mention being slut-fussy, sweetie. Your sig implies
::: quite the contrary anyway.
::
:: so you shagged him way back when he was a way uncool housemartin?
:
: Being born in Hull doesn't make me ****ing desperate, deud. Slightly
: mental, I'll give ya...

I already noticed that. but strangely that quality is why I almost like
you.

I'm almost touched.

::::: To top that off, I have no Flonkness.
::::
:::: and no sig, so why would you want this honour?
:::
::: It implicates ownership of one's ass. ******s who insist on Max
::: Cliffording themselves in their own sig, however, will vehemently
::: disagree.
::
:: just think annoyance value.
:
: Oh I am.

I'm told that constantly (and my nsp), but honest guv, I'm just
misunderstood.

Tell me about it.

::: I, however, don't care. Kiss.
::
:: I do so like this attitude! clitty-lix.
:
: So. Am I on/in/having teh lits or wot?

well ok then I suppose you do deserve to be Lits Slut#15.

Hah. A lits slut with no sig. Er... why?