New Lits
 

"Steve Leyland" wrote in
:

okay, I've already taken #1 on this already in my sig, but thought
some of you might like inclusion on this new lits.
all applications for "Lits Slut" numbers should be posted in this
thread. you'll need to provide conclusive proof of lits sluttiness for
consideration and kooks need not apply.

Does one not need to utter words of W0nership before one can feature in
sigs? I have taken no greater pleasure than being TOS'd and sig-featured
in my brief, and wholly inaccurate, career as a trollette. But right here,
right now (Norman Cook, let's not go there) I have nothing worthy. Soz.

To top that off, I have no Flonkness.

New Lits
 

In ,
Puck typed:
: "Steve Leyland" wrote
: in :
:
:: okay, I've already taken #1 on this already in my sig, but thought
:: some of you might like inclusion on this new lits.
:: all applications for "Lits Slut" numbers should be posted in this
:: thread. you'll need to provide conclusive proof of lits sluttiness
:: for consideration and kooks need not apply.
:
: Does one not need to utter words of W0nership before one can feature
: in sigs? I have taken no greater pleasure than being TOS'd and
: sig-featured in my brief, and wholly inaccurate, career as a
: trollette. But right here, right now (Norman Cook, let's not go
: there) I have nothing worthy. Soz.

my dear puck, it is a lits of lits sluts, not name-dropping sluts who
shagged norman cook.
:
: To top that off, I have no Flonkness.

and no sig, so why would you want this honour?

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Beat me, whip me, make me write Tribble taglines.
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow

New Lits
 

"Steve Leyland" wrote in
:

In ,
Puck typed:
: "Steve Leyland" wrote
: in :
:
:: okay, I've already taken #1 on this already in my sig, but thought
:: some of you might like inclusion on this new lits.
:: all applications for "Lits Slut" numbers should be posted in this
:: thread. you'll need to provide conclusive proof of lits sluttiness
:: for consideration and kooks need not apply.
:
: Does one not need to utter words of W0nership before one can feature
: in sigs? I have taken no greater pleasure than being TOS'd and
: sig-featured in my brief, and wholly inaccurate, career as a
: trollette. But right here, right now (Norman Cook, let's not go
: there) I have nothing worthy. Soz.

my dear puck, it is a lits of lits sluts, not name-dropping sluts who
shagged norman cook.

You didn't mention being slut-fussy, sweetie. Your sig implies quite the
contrary anyway.

: To top that off, I have no Flonkness.

and no sig, so why would you want this honour?

It implicates ownership of one's ass. ******s who insist on Max
Cliffording themselves in their own sig, however, will vehemently
disagree. I, however, don't care. Kiss.

New Lits
 

The Secretary of HomIntern wrote in
news:6JwOh.111538$fo5.99799@trnddc07:

Steve Leyland wrote:
In ,
Puck typed:
: "Steve Leyland"
wrote
: in :
:
:: okay, I've already taken #1 on this already in my sig, but thought
:: some of you might like inclusion on this new lits.
:: all applications for "Lits Slut" numbers should be posted in this
:: thread. you'll need to provide conclusive proof of lits sluttiness
:: for consideration and kooks need not apply.
:
: Does one not need to utter words of W0nership before one can feature
: in sigs? I have taken no greater pleasure than being TOS'd and
: sig-featured in my brief, and wholly inaccurate, career as a
: trollette. But right here, right now (Norman Cook, let's not go
: there) I have nothing worthy. Soz.

my dear puck, it is a lits of lits sluts, not name-dropping sluts who
shagged norman cook.
You always have to bring yer momma into this, eh my owned tard???
:
: To top that off, I have no Flonkness.

and no sig, so why would you want this honour?

We are nothing if we can't at least strive for originality.

New Lits
 

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Puck
stirred from its slumber and pronounced to usenet:
: "Steve Leyland" wrote
: in :
:
:: In ,
:: Puck typed:
::: "Steve Leyland"
::: wrote in :
:::
:::: okay, I've already taken #1 on this already in my sig, but thought
:::: some of you might like inclusion on this new lits.
:::: all applications for "Lits Slut" numbers should be posted in this
:::: thread. you'll need to provide conclusive proof of lits sluttiness
:::: for consideration and kooks need not apply.
:::
::: Does one not need to utter words of W0nership before one can feature
::: in sigs? I have taken no greater pleasure than being TOS'd and
::: sig-featured in my brief, and wholly inaccurate, career as a
::: trollette. But right here, right now (Norman Cook, let's not go
::: there) I have nothing worthy. Soz.
::
:: my dear puck, it is a lits of lits sluts, not name-dropping sluts who
:: shagged norman cook.
:
: You didn't mention being slut-fussy, sweetie. Your sig implies quite
: the contrary anyway.

so you shagged him way back when he was a way uncool housemartin?
:
::: To top that off, I have no Flonkness.
::
:: and no sig, so why would you want this honour?
:
: It implicates ownership of one's ass. ******s who insist on Max
: Cliffording themselves in their own sig, however, will vehemently
: disagree.

just think annoyance value.

: I, however, don't care. Kiss.

I do so like this attitude! clitty-lix.

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow

New Lits
 

"Steve Leyland" wrote in
:

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Puck
stirred from its slumber and pronounced to usenet:
: "Steve Leyland" wrote
: in :
:
:: In ,
:: Puck typed:
::: "Steve Leyland"
::: wrote in :
:::
:::: okay, I've already taken #1 on this already in my sig, but thought
:::: some of you might like inclusion on this new lits.
:::: all applications for "Lits Slut" numbers should be posted in this
:::: thread. you'll need to provide conclusive proof of lits sluttiness
:::: for consideration and kooks need not apply.
:::
::: Does one not need to utter words of W0nership before one can feature
::: in sigs? I have taken no greater pleasure than being TOS'd and
::: sig-featured in my brief, and wholly inaccurate, career as a
::: trollette. But right here, right now (Norman Cook, let's not go
::: there) I have nothing worthy. Soz.
::
:: my dear puck, it is a lits of lits sluts, not name-dropping sluts who
:: shagged norman cook.
:
: You didn't mention being slut-fussy, sweetie. Your sig implies quite
: the contrary anyway.

so you shagged him way back when he was a way uncool housemartin?

Being born in Hull doesn't make me ****ing desperate, deud. Slightly
mental, I'll give ya...

::: To top that off, I have no Flonkness.
::
:: and no sig, so why would you want this honour?
:
: It implicates ownership of one's ass. ******s who insist on Max
: Cliffording themselves in their own sig, however, will vehemently
: disagree.

just think annoyance value.

Oh I am.

: I, however, don't care. Kiss.

I do so like this attitude! clitty-lix.

So. Am I on/in/having teh lits or wot?

New Lits
 

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Puck
stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: "Steve Leyland" wrote
: in :
:
:: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
:: Puck stirred from its slumber and pronounced to usenet:
::: "Steve Leyland"
::: wrote in :
:::
:::: In ,
:::: Puck typed:
::::: "Steve Leyland"
::::: wrote in :
:::::
:::::: okay, I've already taken #1 on this already in my sig, but
:::::: thought some of you might like inclusion on this new lits.
:::::: all applications for "Lits Slut" numbers should be posted in this
:::::: thread. you'll need to provide conclusive proof of lits
:::::: sluttiness for consideration and kooks need not apply.
:::::
::::: Does one not need to utter words of W0nership before one can
::::: feature in sigs? I have taken no greater pleasure than being
::::: TOS'd and sig-featured in my brief, and wholly inaccurate, career
::::: as a trollette. But right here, right now (Norman Cook, let's
::::: not go there) I have nothing worthy. Soz.
::::
:::: my dear puck, it is a lits of lits sluts, not name-dropping sluts
:::: who shagged norman cook.
:::
::: You didn't mention being slut-fussy, sweetie. Your sig implies
::: quite the contrary anyway.
::
:: so you shagged him way back when he was a way uncool housemartin?
:
: Being born in Hull doesn't make me ****ing desperate, deud. Slightly
: mental, I'll give ya...

I already noticed that. but strangely that quality is why I almost like
you.
:
::::: To top that off, I have no Flonkness.
::::
:::: and no sig, so why would you want this honour?
:::
::: It implicates ownership of one's ass. ******s who insist on Max
::: Cliffording themselves in their own sig, however, will vehemently
::: disagree.
::
:: just think annoyance value.
:
: Oh I am.

I'm told that constantly (and my nsp), but honest guv, I'm just
misunderstood.
:
::: I, however, don't care. Kiss.
::
:: I do so like this attitude! clitty-lix.
:
: So. Am I on/in/having teh lits or wot?

well ok then I suppose you do deserve to be Lits Slut#15.

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

The purpose of all art is the objectification of values. - Ayn Rand
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow

New Lits
 

"Steve Leyland" wrote in
:

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Puck
stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: "Steve Leyland" wrote
: in :
:
:: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
:: Puck stirred from its slumber and pronounced to usenet:
::: "Steve Leyland"
::: wrote in :
:::
:::: In ,
:::: Puck typed:
::::: "Steve Leyland"
::::: wrote in :
:::::
:::::: okay, I've already taken #1 on this already in my sig, but
:::::: thought some of you might like inclusion on this new lits.
:::::: all applications for "Lits Slut" numbers should be posted in this
:::::: thread. you'll need to provide conclusive proof of lits
:::::: sluttiness for consideration and kooks need not apply.
:::::
::::: Does one not need to utter words of W0nership before one can
::::: feature in sigs? I have taken no greater pleasure than being
::::: TOS'd and sig-featured in my brief, and wholly inaccurate, career
::::: as a trollette. But right here, right now (Norman Cook, let's
::::: not go there) I have nothing worthy. Soz.
::::
:::: my dear puck, it is a lits of lits sluts, not name-dropping sluts
:::: who shagged norman cook.
:::
::: You didn't mention being slut-fussy, sweetie. Your sig implies
::: quite the contrary anyway.
::
:: so you shagged him way back when he was a way uncool housemartin?
:
: Being born in Hull doesn't make me ****ing desperate, deud. Slightly
: mental, I'll give ya...

I already noticed that. but strangely that quality is why I almost like
you.

I'm almost touched.

::::: To top that off, I have no Flonkness.
::::
:::: and no sig, so why would you want this honour?
:::
::: It implicates ownership of one's ass. ******s who insist on Max
::: Cliffording themselves in their own sig, however, will vehemently
::: disagree.
::
:: just think annoyance value.
:
: Oh I am.

I'm told that constantly (and my nsp), but honest guv, I'm just
misunderstood.

Tell me about it.

::: I, however, don't care. Kiss.
::
:: I do so like this attitude! clitty-lix.
:
: So. Am I on/in/having teh lits or wot?

well ok then I suppose you do deserve to be Lits Slut#15.

Hah. A lits slut with no sig. Er... why?