On the long hot summer day of Tue, 06 Mar 2007 17:36:01 -0500, Ph1l Kyle
dribbled:

Where have the quality kooks run off to:

Hatter
MaxGrrl
Blu
Lamey
Porchy
Malscribe
MD
Uncle Zed
Buzzard
Lionel
Maximum Hag
Richard Catto
Schmidt

*ding* -- except when it's the PorchMonkey in drag as me.

Only a lame batch of kooks remain:

Snarky

*ding*

K-Man/Woman
Meat Plow
SameAsB4/YingGuo
AOK
Jade
ah
nightbat
NightMist
Troia
Steve
Demon Chunky Style

and so on.

This fine lits is APPORVED!

--
__________________________________________________ ______________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21
The original "Henry Schmidt"
COOSN-029-06-71069

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life

AUK FAQ: http://www.caballista.org/auk/faq.html
The PM4L FAQ: http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007
Message-ID: 1

================================================
Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by
Cipher and the a.u.k crew

So, you think you've got a contender, eh? Hard to separate the Kooks
from the mere pains in the ass though. Hopefully this will help you.

Instructions :
In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

Grading scale follows questions.

Have they ever :

1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate.

2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law.

3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI20 article a *forged
cancel*

4. Ranted about *Free Speech* when a moderator rejected their article.
Two points if it's spelled "FREE SPEACH".

5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they
killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup.

6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war.

7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly.

8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account.

9. Made a spelling flame. (*)

10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation.

11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical
diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the kook is obviously
projecting her/his *own*
condition/behavior. (**)

12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not
have.

13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster
cannot know anything about any other subject.

In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof.

2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Republican Nazi Pedophile"

3. Ranted about *Free Speech* when an anti-spammer canceled their
article.

4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet.

5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight.

6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote.

7. Defended a well known kook.

8. Been Nominated for a Kook award.

9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with
creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming.

10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her
enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some
other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association.

11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they
are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of
achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc.

12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another
more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.')

13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to
impersonate them, when all kook sign points to them.

In this section give your Prospective Kook THREE points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.

2. Told someone they have caused the kook to harm himself.

3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line.

4. Mail-bombed anyone.

5. Spammed a newsgroup.

6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article.

7. Lost an account due to abuse.

8. Won a kook award.

9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus:
Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.)

(Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as
counsel)

10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone.

11. Had a FAQ posted about their kookiness.

12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner.

13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations
email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc.

14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself?

(*) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points.

(**) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected.

Scale/Rank :
1 - 10 points : Kook Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on
dejanews. Your Prospective Kook has much to learn. They may have just
screwed up once or twice.

11 - 25 points : Journeyman Kook. Needs to Continue to mimic the real
kooks. Your Prospective Kook could be a contender.

26 - 36 points : Kook First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your
Prospective Kook HAS arrived! People killfile him/her.

36 - 50 points : Kook cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ
about your Prospective Kook. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k
award.

51 + points : Kook Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective Kook has a FAQ.
Your Prospective Kook will eventually win all the big awards. Your
Prospective Kook can leap tall newbies with a single bound.

Porsche Monkey For Life wrote:
: On the long hot summer day of Tue, 06 Mar 2007 17:36:01 -0500, Ph1l
: Kyle dribbled:
:
:: Where have the quality kooks run off to:
::
:: Hatter
:: MaxGrrl
:: Blu
:: Lamey
:: Porchy
:: Malscribe
:: MD
:: Uncle Zed
:: Buzzard
:: Lionel
:: Maximum Hag
:: Richard Catto
:: Schmidt
:
: *ding* -- except when it's the PorchMonkey in drag as me.
:
:: Only a lame batch of kooks remain:
::
:: Snarky
:
: *ding*
:
:: K-Man/Woman
:: Meat Plow
:: SameAsB4/YingGuo
:: AOK
:: Jade
:: ah
:: nightbat
:: NightMist
:: Troia
:: Steve

who me?

:: Demon Chunky Style
::
:: and so on.
:
: This fine lits is APPORVED!

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality that
guarantees all the others. - Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about usenet.
Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET ALTOGETHER,
DUMBASS." miguel, soc.singles
================================================== ====================
"must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in every
****ing post? You're very annoying." projectile vomit chick,
alt.music.ozzy
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow

"Steve Leyland" wrote in
message ...
Porsche Monkey For Life wrote:
: On the long hot summer day of Tue, 06 Mar 2007 17:36:01 -0500, Ph1l
: Kyle dribbled:
:
:: Where have the quality kooks run off to:
::
:: Hatter
:: MaxGrrl
:: Blu
:: Lamey
:: Porchy
:: Malscribe
:: MD
:: Uncle Zed
:: Buzzard
:: Lionel
:: Maximum Hag
:: Richard Catto
:: Schmidt
:
: *ding* -- except when it's the PorchMonkey in drag as me.
:
:: Only a lame batch of kooks remain:
::
:: Snarky
:
: *ding*
:
:: K-Man/Woman
:: Meat Plow
:: SameAsB4/YingGuo
:: AOK
:: Jade
:: ah
:: nightbat
:: NightMist
:: Troia
:: Steve

who me?

:: Demon Chunky Style
::
:: and so on.
:
: This fine lits is APPORVED!

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41

Moi Smeeter# is 41, almost twice as high as yours!

Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality that
guarantees all the others. - Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about usenet.
Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET ALTOGETHER,
DUMBASS." miguel, soc.singles
================================================== ====================
"must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in every
****ing post? You're very annoying." projectile vomit chick,
alt.music.ozzy
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow

SameAsB4 wrote:
: "Steve Leyland" wrote
: in message ...
:: Porsche Monkey For Life wrote:
::: On the long hot summer day of Tue, 06 Mar 2007 17:36:01 -0500, Ph1l
::: Kyle dribbled:
:::
:::: Where have the quality kooks run off to:
::::
:::: Hatter
:::: MaxGrrl
:::: Blu
:::: Lamey
:::: Porchy
:::: Malscribe
:::: MD
:::: Uncle Zed
:::: Buzzard
:::: Lionel
:::: Maximum Hag
:::: Richard Catto
:::: Schmidt
:::
::: *ding* -- except when it's the PorchMonkey in drag as me.
:::
:::: Only a lame batch of kooks remain:
::::
:::: Snarky
:::
::: *ding*
:::
:::: K-Man/Woman
:::: Meat Plow
:::: SameAsB4/YingGuo
:::: AOK
:::: Jade
:::: ah
:::: nightbat
:::: NightMist
:::: Troia
:::: Steve
::
:: who me?
::
:::: Demon Chunky Style
::::
:::: and so on.
:::
::: This fine lits is APPORVED!
::
:: --
:: Steve Leyland
:: mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
:
: Moi Smeeter# is 41, almost twice as high as yours!

yebbut I did maths and mine wasn't revoked, beat that I dares yer, n00b!
anyway, lower is earlier and cooler. I still have a 8 digit icq number
somewhere.
:
:: Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
::
:: =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
::
:: Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality
:: that guarantees all the others. - Sir Winston Leonard Spencer
:: Churchill
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest
:: order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of
:: searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have
:: been warned. *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about
:: usenet. Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET
:: ALTOGETHER, DUMBASS." miguel, soc.singles
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in
:: every ****ing post? You're very annoying." projectile vomit chick,
:: alt.music.ozzy
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen;
:: A Chapel was built in the midst,
:: Where I used to play on the green.
::
:: And the gates of this Chapel were shut
:: And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
:: So I turned to the Garden of Love
:: That so many sweet flowers bore.
::
:: And I saw it was filled with graves,
:: And tombstones where flowers should be;
:: And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
:: And binding with briars my joys and desires."
::
:: William Blake.
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe
:: of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
:: deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known
:: as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
::
:: Native American prophecy
::
::
:: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
:: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
:: |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
:: '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
:: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
:: (,_..----''' (,..--''
::
:: Meow

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children
chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself
can't find you with a telescope. - Irish Curse
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about usenet.
Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET ALTOGETHER,
DUMBASS." miguel, soc.singles
================================================== ====================
"must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in every
****ing post? You're very annoying." projectile vomit chick,
alt.music.ozzy

================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A
Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow

"Steve Leyland" wrote in
message ...
SameAsB4 wrote:
: "Steve Leyland" wrote
: in message ...
:: Porsche Monkey For Life wrote:
::: On the long hot summer day of Tue, 06 Mar 2007 17:36:01 -0500, Ph1l
::: Kyle dribbled:
:::
:::: Where have the quality kooks run off to:
::::
:::: Hatter
:::: MaxGrrl
:::: Blu
:::: Lamey
:::: Porchy
:::: Malscribe
:::: MD
:::: Uncle Zed
:::: Buzzard
:::: Lionel
:::: Maximum Hag
:::: Richard Catto
:::: Schmidt
:::
::: *ding* -- except when it's the PorchMonkey in drag as me.
:::
:::: Only a lame batch of kooks remain:
::::
:::: Snarky
:::
::: *ding*
:::
:::: K-Man/Woman
:::: Meat Plow
:::: SameAsB4/YingGuo
:::: AOK
:::: Jade
:::: ah
:::: nightbat
:::: NightMist
:::: Troia
:::: Steve
::
:: who me?
::
:::: Demon Chunky Style
::::
:::: and so on.
:::
::: This fine lits is APPORVED!
::
:: --
:: Steve Leyland
:: mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
:
: Moi Smeeter# is 41, almost twice as high as yours!

yebbut I did maths and mine wasn't revoked, beat that I dares yer, n00b!

When was mine revoked?

anyway, lower is earlier and cooler. I still have a 8 digit icq number
somewhere.

Can you get discount with it at Costco?

:
:: Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
::
:: =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
::
:: Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality
:: that guarantees all the others. - Sir Winston Leonard Spencer
:: Churchill
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest
:: order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of
:: searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have
:: been warned. *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about
:: usenet. Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET
:: ALTOGETHER, DUMBASS." miguel, soc.singles
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in
:: every ****ing post? You're very annoying." projectile vomit chick,
:: alt.music.ozzy
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen;
:: A Chapel was built in the midst,
:: Where I used to play on the green.
::
:: And the gates of this Chapel were shut
:: And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
:: So I turned to the Garden of Love
:: That so many sweet flowers bore.
::
:: And I saw it was filled with graves,
:: And tombstones where flowers should be;
:: And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
:: And binding with briars my joys and desires."
::
:: William Blake.
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe
:: of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
:: deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known
:: as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
::
:: Native American prophecy
::
::
:: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
:: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
:: |,-) ./ ' ; ;/'
:: '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
:: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
:: (,_..----''' (,..--''
::
:: Meow

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children
chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself
can't find you with a telescope. - Irish Curse
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about usenet.
Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET ALTOGETHER,
DUMBASS." miguel, soc.singles
================================================== ====================
"must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in every
****ing post? You're very annoying." projectile vomit chick,
alt.music.ozzy

================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A
Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow

SameAsB4 wrote:

"Steve Leyland" wrote in
message ...
SameAsB4 wrote:
: "Steve Leyland" wrote
: in message ...
:: Porsche Monkey For Life wrote:
::: On the long hot summer day of Tue, 06 Mar 2007 17:36:01 -0500, Ph1l
::: Kyle dribbled:
:::
:::: Where have the quality kooks run off to:
::::
:::: Hatter
:::: MaxGrrl
:::: Blu
:::: Lamey
:::: Porchy
:::: Malscribe
:::: MD
:::: Uncle Zed
:::: Buzzard
:::: Lionel
:::: Maximum Hag
:::: Richard Catto
:::: Schmidt
:::
::: *ding* -- except when it's the PorchMonkey in drag as me.
:::
:::: Only a lame batch of kooks remain:
::::
:::: Snarky
:::
::: *ding*
:::
:::: K-Man/Woman
:::: Meat Plow
:::: SameAsB4/YingGuo
:::: AOK
:::: Jade
:::: ah
:::: nightbat
:::: NightMist
:::: Troia
:::: Steve
::
:: who me?
::
:::: Demon Chunky Style
::::
:::: and so on.
:::
::: This fine lits is APPORVED!
::
:: --
:: Steve Leyland
:: mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
:
: Moi Smeeter# is 41, almost twice as high as yours!

yebbut I did maths and mine wasn't revoked, beat that I dares yer, n00b!

When was mine revoked?

anyway, lower is earlier and cooler. I still have a 8 digit icq number
somewhere.

Can you get discount with it at Costco?

Not only no discount, no Costco!

They're heathens there across that big pond, and deprived too.


:
:: Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
::
:: =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
::
:: Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality
:: that guarantees all the others. - Sir Winston Leonard Spencer
:: Churchill
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest
:: order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of
:: searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have
:: been warned. *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about
:: usenet. Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET
:: ALTOGETHER, DUMBASS." miguel, soc.singles
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in
:: every ****ing post? You're very annoying." projectile vomit chick,
:: alt.music.ozzy
::
================================================== ====================
:: "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen;
:: A Chapel was built in the midst,
:: Where I used to play on the green.
::
:: And the gates of this Chapel were shut
:: And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
:: So I turned to the Garden of Love
:: That so many sweet flowers bore.
::
:: And I saw it was filled with graves,
:: And tombstones where flowers should be;
:: And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
:: And binding with briars my joys and desires."
::
:: William Blake.
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe
:: of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
:: deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known
:: as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
::
:: Native American prophecy
::
::
:: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
:: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
:: |,-) ./ ' ; ;/'
:: '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
:: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
:: (,_..----''' (,..--''
::
:: Meow

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children
chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself
can't find you with a telescope. - Irish Curse
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about usenet.
Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET ALTOGETHER,
DUMBASS." miguel, soc.singles
================================================== ====================
"must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in every
****ing post? You're very annoying." projectile vomit chick,
alt.music.ozzy

================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A
Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow

SameAsB4 wrote:
: "Steve Leyland" wrote
: in message ...
:: SameAsB4 wrote:
::: "Steve Leyland"
::: wrote in message ...
:::: Porsche Monkey For Life wrote:
::::: On the long hot summer day of Tue, 06 Mar 2007 17:36:01 -0500,
::::: Ph1l Kyle dribbled:
:::::
:::::: Where have the quality kooks run off to:
::::::
:::::: Hatter
:::::: MaxGrrl
:::::: Blu
:::::: Lamey
:::::: Porchy
:::::: Malscribe
:::::: MD
:::::: Uncle Zed
:::::: Buzzard
:::::: Lionel
:::::: Maximum Hag
:::::: Richard Catto
:::::: Schmidt
:::::
::::: *ding* -- except when it's the PorchMonkey in drag as me.
:::::
:::::: Only a lame batch of kooks remain:
::::::
:::::: Snarky
:::::
::::: *ding*
:::::
:::::: K-Man/Woman
:::::: Meat Plow
:::::: SameAsB4/YingGuo
:::::: AOK
:::::: Jade
:::::: ah
:::::: nightbat
:::::: NightMist
:::::: Troia
:::::: Steve
::::
:::: who me?
::::
:::::: Demon Chunky Style
::::::
:::::: and so on.
:::::
::::: This fine lits is APPORVED!
::::
:::: --
:::: Steve Leyland
:::: mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
:::
::: Moi Smeeter# is 41, almost twice as high as yours!
::
:: yebbut I did maths and mine wasn't revoked, beat that I dares yer,
:: n00b!
:
: When was mine revoked?

when did I say it was? do some maths and see!
:
:: anyway, lower is earlier and cooler. I still have a 8 digit icq
:: number somewhere.
:
: Can you get discount with it at Costco?

I'll try that next time I'm there. if I mention you will I'll get extra
bonuses?
:
:::
:::: Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
::::
:::: =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
::::
:::: Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality
:::: that guarantees all the others. - Sir Winston Leonard Spencer
:::: Churchill
:::: ================================================== ====================
:::: "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest
:::: order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of
:::: searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have
:::: been warned. *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
:::: ================================================== ====================
:::: "This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about
:::: usenet. Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET
:::: ALTOGETHER, DUMBASS." miguel, soc.singles
:::: ================================================== ====================
:::: "must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in
:::: every ****ing post? You're very annoying." projectile vomit chick,
:::: alt.music.ozzy
::::
================================================== ====================
:::: "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen;
:::: A Chapel was built in the midst,
:::: Where I used to play on the green.
::::
:::: And the gates of this Chapel were shut
:::: And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
:::: So I turned to the Garden of Love
:::: That so many sweet flowers bore.
::::
:::: And I saw it was filled with graves,
:::: And tombstones where flowers should be;
:::: And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
:::: And binding with briars my joys and desires."
::::
:::: William Blake.
:::: ================================================== ====================
:::: "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe
:::: of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith
:::: in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be
:::: known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
::::
:::: Native American prophecy
::::
::::
:::: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
:::: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
:::: |,-) ./ ' ; ;/'
:::: '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
:::: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
:::: (,_..----''' (,..--''
::::
:::: Meow
::
:: --
:: Steve Leyland
:: mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
:: Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
::
:: =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
::
:: May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children
:: chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself
:: can't find you with a telescope. - Irish Curse
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest
:: order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of
:: searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have
:: been warned. *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about
:: usenet. Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET
:: ALTOGETHER, DUMBASS." miguel, soc.singles
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in
:: every ****ing post? You're very annoying." projectile vomit chick,
:: alt.music.ozzy
::
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A
:: Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green.
::
:: And the gates of this Chapel were shut
:: And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
:: So I turned to the Garden of Love
:: That so many sweet flowers bore.
::
:: And I saw it was filled with graves,
:: And tombstones where flowers should be;
:: And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
:: And binding with briars my joys and desires."
::
:: William Blake.
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe
:: of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
:: deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known
:: as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
::
:: Native American prophecy
::
::
:: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
:: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
:: |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
:: '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
:: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
:: (,_..----''' (,..--''
::
:: Meow

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Help stamp out and abolish redundancy!
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about usenet.
Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET ALTOGETHER,
DUMBASS." miguel, soc.singles
================================================== ====================
"must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in every
****ing post? You're very annoying." projectile vomit chick,
alt.music.ozzy
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow

Steve Leyland wrote:
SameAsB4 wrote:
: "Steve Leyland" wrote
: in message ...
:: SameAsB4 wrote:
::: "Steve Leyland"
::: wrote in message ...
:::: Porsche Monkey For Life wrote:
::::: On the long hot summer day of Tue, 06 Mar 2007 17:36:01 -0500,
::::: Ph1l Kyle dribbled:
:::::
:::::: Where have the quality kooks run off to:
::::::
:::::: Hatter
:::::: MaxGrrl
:::::: Blu
:::::: Lamey
:::::: Porchy
:::::: Malscribe
:::::: MD
:::::: Uncle Zed
:::::: Buzzard
:::::: Lionel
:::::: Maximum Hag
:::::: Richard Catto
:::::: Schmidt
:::::
::::: *ding* -- except when it's the PorchMonkey in drag as me.
Steve Leyland is a trisexual little c*nt that likes sticking gerbils up
his fat hairy $hit encrusted as$hole.
:::::
:::::: Only a lame batch of kooks remain:
::::::
:::::: Snarky
:::::
::::: *ding*
:::::
:::::: K-Man/Woman
:::::: Meat Plow
:::::: SameAsB4/YingGuo
:::::: AOK
:::::: Jade
:::::: ah
:::::: nightbat
:::::: NightMist
:::::: Troia
:::::: Steve
::::
:::: who me?
::::
:::::: Demon Chunky Style
::::::
:::::: and so on.
:::::
::::: This fine lits is APPORVED!
::::
:::: --
:::: Steve Leyland
:::: mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
:::
::: Moi Smeeter# is 41, almost twice as high as yours!
::
:: yebbut I did maths and mine wasn't revoked, beat that I dares yer,
:: n00b!
:
: When was mine revoked?

when did I say it was? do some maths and see!
:
:: anyway, lower is earlier and cooler. I still have a 8 digit icq
:: number somewhere.
:
: Can you get discount with it at Costco?

I'll try that next time I'm there. if I mention you will I'll get extra
bonuses?
:
:::
:::: Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
::::
:::: =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
::::
:::: Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality
:::: that guarantees all the others. - Sir Winston Leonard Spencer
:::: Churchill
:::: ================================================== ====================
:::: "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest
:::: order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of
:::: searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have
:::: been warned. *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
:::: ================================================== ====================
:::: "This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about
:::: usenet. Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET
:::: ALTOGETHER, DUMBASS." miguel, soc.singles
:::: ================================================== ====================
:::: "must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in
:::: every ****ing post? You're very annoying." projectile vomit chick,
:::: alt.music.ozzy
::::
================================================== ====================
:::: "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen;
:::: A Chapel was built in the midst,
:::: Where I used to play on the green.
::::
:::: And the gates of this Chapel were shut
:::: And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
:::: So I turned to the Garden of Love
:::: That so many sweet flowers bore.
::::
:::: And I saw it was filled with graves,
:::: And tombstones where flowers should be;
:::: And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
:::: And binding with briars my joys and desires."
::::
:::: William Blake.
:::: ================================================== ====================
:::: "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe
:::: of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith
:::: in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be
:::: known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
::::
:::: Native American prophecy
::::
::::
:::: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
:::: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
:::: |,-) ./ ' ; ;/'
:::: '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
:::: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
:::: (,_..----''' (,..--''
::::
:::: Meow
::
:: --
:: Steve Leyland
:: mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
:: Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
::
:: =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
::
:: May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children
:: chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself
:: can't find you with a telescope. - Irish Curse
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest
:: order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of
:: searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have
:: been warned. *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about
:: usenet. Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET
:: ALTOGETHER, DUMBASS." miguel, soc.singles
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in
:: every ****ing post? You're very annoying." projectile vomit chick,
:: alt.music.ozzy
::
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A
:: Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green.
::
:: And the gates of this Chapel were shut
:: And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
:: So I turned to the Garden of Love
:: That so many sweet flowers bore.
::
:: And I saw it was filled with graves,
:: And tombstones where flowers should be;
:: And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
:: And binding with briars my joys and desires."
::
:: William Blake.
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe
:: of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
:: deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known
:: as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
::
:: Native American prophecy
::
::
:: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
:: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
:: |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
:: '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
:: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
:: (,_..----''' (,..--''
::
:: Meow

"dave hillstrom" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 11 Mar 2007 08:06:20 -0000, "Steve Leyland"
wrote:

SameAsB4 wrote:
: "Steve Leyland" wrote
: in message ...
:: Porsche Monkey For Life wrote:
::: On the long hot summer day of Tue, 06 Mar 2007 17:36:01 -0500, Ph1l
::: Kyle dribbled:
:::
:::: Where have the quality kooks run off to:
::::
:::: Hatter
:::: MaxGrrl
:::: Blu
:::: Lamey
:::: Porchy
:::: Malscribe
:::: MD
:::: Uncle Zed
:::: Buzzard
:::: Lionel
:::: Maximum Hag
:::: Richard Catto
:::: Schmidt
:::
::: *ding* -- except when it's the PorchMonkey in drag as me.
:::
:::: Only a lame batch of kooks remain:
::::
:::: Snarky
:::
::: *ding*
:::
:::: K-Man/Woman
:::: Meat Plow
:::: SameAsB4/YingGuo
:::: AOK
:::: Jade
:::: ah
:::: nightbat
:::: NightMist
:::: Troia
:::: Steve
::
:: who me?
::
:::: Demon Chunky Style
::::
:::: and so on.
:::
::: This fine lits is APPORVED!
::
:: --
:: Steve Leyland
:: mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
:
: Moi Smeeter# is 41, almost twice as high as yours!

yebbut I did maths and mine wasn't revoked, beat that I dares yer, n00b!
anyway, lower is earlier and cooler. I still have a 8 digit icq number
somewhere.

what a dork. mines 7 digits and starts with a 1. mheh.

nobody uses icq anymore.. its yahoo all the way ray.

SameAsB4 wrote:

"Steve Leyland" wrote in
message ...
Porsche Monkey For Life wrote:
: On the long hot summer day of Tue, 06 Mar 2007 17:36:01 -0500, Ph1l
: Kyle dribbled:
:
:: Where have the quality kooks run off to:
::
:: Hatter
:: MaxGrrl
:: Blu
:: Lamey
:: Porchy
:: Malscribe
:: MD
:: Uncle Zed
:: Buzzard
:: Lionel
:: Maximum Hag
:: Richard Catto
:: Schmidt
:
: *ding* -- except when it's the PorchMonkey in drag as me.
:
:: Only a lame batch of kooks remain:
::
:: Snarky
:
: *ding*
:
:: K-Man/Woman
:: Meat Plow
:: SameAsB4/YingGuo
:: AOK
:: Jade
:: ah
:: nightbat
:: NightMist
:: Troia
:: Steve

who me?

:: Demon Chunky Style
::
:: and so on.
:
: This fine lits is APPORVED!

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41

Moi Smeeter# is 41, almost twice as high as yours!
You're tarded as$ can't even their list

Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality that
guarantees all the others. - Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about usenet.
Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET ALTOGETHER,
DUMBASS." miguel, soc.singles
================================================== ====================
"must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in every
****ing post? You're very annoying." projectile vomit chick,
alt.music.ozzy
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow