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Default Another LITS! Where have all the quality kooks gone?

Steve Leyland wrote:
SameAsB4 wrote:
: "Steve Leyland" wrote
: in message ...
:: SameAsB4 wrote:
::: "Steve Leyland"
::: wrote in message ...
:::: Porsche Monkey For Life wrote:
::::: On the long hot summer day of Tue, 06 Mar 2007 17:36:01 -0500,
::::: Ph1l Kyle dribbled:
:::::
:::::: Where have the quality kooks run off to:
::::::
:::::: Hatter
:::::: MaxGrrl
:::::: Blu
:::::: Lamey
:::::: Porchy
:::::: Malscribe
:::::: MD
:::::: Uncle Zed
:::::: Buzzard
:::::: Lionel
:::::: Maximum Hag
:::::: Richard Catto
:::::: Schmidt
:::::
::::: *ding* -- except when it's the PorchMonkey in drag as me.

Steve Leyland is a trisexual little c*nt that likes sticking gerbils up
his fat hairy $hit encrusted as$hole.
:::::
:::::: Only a lame batch of kooks remain:
::::::
:::::: Snarky
:::::
::::: *ding*
:::::
:::::: K-Man/Woman
:::::: Meat Plow
:::::: SameAsB4/YingGuo
:::::: AOK
:::::: Jade
:::::: ah
:::::: nightbat
:::::: NightMist
:::::: Troia
:::::: Steve
::::
:::: who me?
::::
:::::: Demon Chunky Style
::::::
:::::: and so on.
:::::
::::: This fine lits is APPORVED!
::::
:::: --
:::: Steve Leyland
:::: mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
:::
::: Moi Smeeter# is 41, almost twice as high as yours!
::
:: yebbut I did maths and mine wasn't revoked, beat that I dares yer,
:: n00b!
:
: When was mine revoked?

when did I say it was? do some maths and see!
:
:: anyway, lower is earlier and cooler. I still have a 8 digit icq
:: number somewhere.
:
: Can you get discount with it at Costco?

I'll try that next time I'm there. if I mention you will I'll get extra
bonuses?
:
:::
:::: Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
::::
:::: =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
::::
:::: Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality
:::: that guarantees all the others. - Sir Winston Leonard Spencer
:::: Churchill
:::: ================================================== ====================
:::: "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest
:::: order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of
:::: searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have
:::: been warned. *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
:::: ================================================== ====================
:::: "This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about
:::: usenet. Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET
:::: ALTOGETHER, DUMBASS." miguel, soc.singles
:::: ================================================== ====================
:::: "must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in
:::: every ****ing post? You're very annoying." projectile vomit chick,
:::: alt.music.ozzy
::::
================================================== ====================
:::: "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen;
:::: A Chapel was built in the midst,
:::: Where I used to play on the green.
::::
:::: And the gates of this Chapel were shut
:::: And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
:::: So I turned to the Garden of Love
:::: That so many sweet flowers bore.
::::
:::: And I saw it was filled with graves,
:::: And tombstones where flowers should be;
:::: And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
:::: And binding with briars my joys and desires."
::::
:::: William Blake.
:::: ================================================== ====================
:::: "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe
:::: of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith
:::: in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be
:::: known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
::::
:::: Native American prophecy
::::
::::
:::: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
:::: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
:::: |,-) ./ ' ; ;/'
:::: '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
:::: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
:::: (,_..----''' (,..--''
::::
:::: Meow
::
:: --
:: Steve Leyland
:: mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
:: Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
::
:: =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
::
:: May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children
:: chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself
:: can't find you with a telescope. - Irish Curse
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest
:: order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of
:: searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have
:: been warned. *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about
:: usenet. Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET
:: ALTOGETHER, DUMBASS." miguel, soc.singles
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in
:: every ****ing post? You're very annoying." projectile vomit chick,
:: alt.music.ozzy
::
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A
:: Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green.
::
:: And the gates of this Chapel were shut
:: And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
:: So I turned to the Garden of Love
:: That so many sweet flowers bore.
::
:: And I saw it was filled with graves,
:: And tombstones where flowers should be;
:: And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
:: And binding with briars my joys and desires."
::
:: William Blake.
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe
:: of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
:: deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known
:: as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
::
:: Native American prophecy
::
::
:: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
:: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
:: |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
:: '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
:: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
:: (,_..----''' (,..--''
::
:: Meow