BoatBanter.com

BoatBanter.com (https://www.boatbanter.com/)
-   ASA (https://www.boatbanter.com/asa/)
-   -   Weirdest place you ever itched. (https://www.boatbanter.com/asa/78493-weirdest-place-you-ever-itched.html)

OREO Jackson February 21st 07 08:27 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

Jade


dave hillstrom February 21st 07 08:32 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:27:34 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:


I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.


i itched the back of my throat with a pencils eraser end.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley.

OREO Jackson February 21st 07 08:33 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:32:24 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:27:34 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:


I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.


i itched the back of my throat with a pencils eraser end.


Did it erase your itch?

(PS - now I know you have no gag reflex.)

Jade

dave hillstrom February 21st 07 08:38 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:33:42 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:32:24 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:27:34 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:


I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.


i itched the back of my throat with a pencils eraser end.


Did it erase your itch?


momentarily.

(PS - now I know you have no gag reflex.)


oh, i have a gag reflex, trust me...

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley.

OREO Jackson February 21st 07 08:47 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:20:26 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
wrote:

OREO Jackson Thou equivocator. Thou poor fragment.
Thou villain. Thou pitiable, bleary-eyed cruell'st she alive. Ye groaned
and ye expatiated:

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.


I reckon it'd be grounds for institutionalisation if you felt my itching ear
inside your head.


And if I could scratch it?

Jade

Kadaitcha Man February 21st 07 09:01 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
OREO Jackson Thou unreal mock'ry. Thou cutpurse.
Thou no-necked carcass fit for hounds. Thou backward skains-mate. Ye
yackety-yakked and ye decried:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:20:26 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
wrote:

OREO Jackson Thou equivocator. Thou poor
fragment. Thou villain. Thou pitiable, bleary-eyed cruell'st she
alive. Ye groaned and ye expatiated:

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside
your head.


I reckon it'd be grounds for institutionalisation if you felt my
itching ear inside your head.


And if I could scratch it?


By inserting a finger up your nose.

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

****witted alt.atheism atheist to Kadaitcha Man:
"Imagine if I were to suggest "I have a prehensile tail". You
would, naturally, ask for evidence."

Kadaitcha Man in reply to ****witted alt.atheism atheist:
"Not at all. I would unquestionably accept your admission to being
a monkey."

"I have forgotten more about IT than both you sorry bitches combined."
DUHane Arnold in et

Snarky: "I think 'Wolfy's taking the ****..."
Kadaitcha Man: "In which orifice?"

OREO Jackson February 21st 07 09:04 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:46:16 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
wrote:

OREO Jackson Thou unreal mock'ry. Thou cutpurse.
Thou no-necked carcass fit for hounds. Thou backward skains-mate. Ye
yackety-yakked and ye decried:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:20:26 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
wrote:

OREO Jackson Thou equivocator. Thou poor
fragment. Thou villain. Thou pitiable, bleary-eyed cruell'st she
alive. Ye groaned and ye expatiated:

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside
your head.

I reckon it'd be grounds for institutionalisation if you felt my
itching ear inside your head.


And if I could scratch it?


By inserting a finger up your nose.


Do you feel it?

Jade


Kadaitcha Man February 21st 07 09:13 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
OREO Jackson Thou crook-pated sharp-looking
wretch. Thou spider-legged man. Thou heartless hind. Thou ill-bred, dull
boy of tears. Ye spurted and ye panted:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:46:16 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
wrote:

OREO Jackson Thou unreal mock'ry. Thou
cutpurse. Thou no-necked carcass fit for hounds. Thou backward
skains-mate. Ye yackety-yakked and ye decried:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:20:26 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
wrote:

OREO Jackson Thou equivocator. Thou poor
fragment. Thou villain. Thou pitiable, bleary-eyed cruell'st she
alive. Ye groaned and ye expatiated:

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside
your head.

I reckon it'd be grounds for institutionalisation if you felt my
itching ear inside your head.

And if I could scratch it?


By inserting a finger up your nose.


Do you feel it?


licks eyebrows

Do you?

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

****witted alt.atheism atheist to Kadaitcha Man:
"Imagine if I were to suggest "I have a prehensile tail". You
would, naturally, ask for evidence."

Kadaitcha Man in reply to ****witted alt.atheism atheist:
"Not at all. I would unquestionably accept your admission to being
a monkey."

"I have forgotten more about IT than both you sorry bitches combined."
DUHane Arnold in et

Snarky: "I think 'Wolfy's taking the ****..."
Kadaitcha Man: "In which orifice?"

Skybuck Flying February 22nd 07 02:30 AM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 

"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.


Inside toe nail I think... ;)

Bye,
Skybuck.



Smee February 22nd 07 06:15 AM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 

"Skybuck Flying" wrote in message
...

"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.


Inside toe nail I think... ;)

Bye,
Skybuck.


My tongue.

Smee







All times are GMT +1. The time now is 06:10 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©2004 - 2014 BoatBanter.com