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OREO Jackson February 22nd 07 05:41 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:33:32 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:17:53 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:07:02 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:58:39 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:47:30 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:18:14 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:09:40 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:03:02 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:56:34 GMT, Mundo wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:15:28 -0500, Smee wrote
(in article ):


"Skybuck Flying" wrote in message
...

"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

Inside toe nail I think... ;)

Bye,
Skybuck.

My tongue.

Smee






Virginia

ooh. That IS a wierd one. I might worry about that.

i scratch in virginia every day. mheh

Aren't you worried you might have caught something?

hmmmm. i hadnt thought of that. but i scratched in florida everyday,
too. and in north carolina! could i be contagious!?!??

Maybe you're allergic to YOU.

and what would you prescribe, dr. jade?


You need to stay fully lubed in order to keep the DAEV dander out of
teh air.


cant i just not shower and let the skin oil build up?


I SUPPOSE, if you would prefer that to lubing yourself.

*sniffle*

It's not exactly my idea of fun.

Jade


dave hillstrom February 22nd 07 05:58 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:41:25 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:33:32 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:17:53 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:07:02 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:58:39 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:47:30 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:18:14 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:09:40 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:03:02 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:56:34 GMT, Mundo wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:15:28 -0500, Smee wrote
(in article ):


"Skybuck Flying" wrote in message
...

"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

Inside toe nail I think... ;)

Bye,
Skybuck.

My tongue.

Smee






Virginia

ooh. That IS a wierd one. I might worry about that.

i scratch in virginia every day. mheh

Aren't you worried you might have caught something?

hmmmm. i hadnt thought of that. but i scratched in florida everyday,
too. and in north carolina! could i be contagious!?!??

Maybe you're allergic to YOU.

and what would you prescribe, dr. jade?

You need to stay fully lubed in order to keep the DAEV dander out of
teh air.


cant i just not shower and let the skin oil build up?


I SUPPOSE, if you would prefer that to lubing yourself.

*sniffle*

It's not exactly my idea of fun.


personally, i like being lubed by others.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley.

OREO Jackson February 22nd 07 08:50 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:58:18 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:41:25 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:33:32 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:17:53 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:07:02 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:58:39 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:47:30 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:18:14 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:09:40 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:03:02 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:56:34 GMT, Mundo wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:15:28 -0500, Smee wrote
(in article ):


"Skybuck Flying" wrote in message
...

"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

Inside toe nail I think... ;)

Bye,
Skybuck.

My tongue.

Smee






Virginia

ooh. That IS a wierd one. I might worry about that.

i scratch in virginia every day. mheh

Aren't you worried you might have caught something?

hmmmm. i hadnt thought of that. but i scratched in florida everyday,
too. and in north carolina! could i be contagious!?!??

Maybe you're allergic to YOU.

and what would you prescribe, dr. jade?

You need to stay fully lubed in order to keep the DAEV dander out of
teh air.

cant i just not shower and let the skin oil build up?


I SUPPOSE, if you would prefer that to lubing yourself.

*sniffle*

It's not exactly my idea of fun.


personally, i like being lubed by others.


http://www.jiffylube.com/


Jade


dave hillstrom February 22nd 07 09:01 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 15:50:19 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:58:18 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:41:25 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:33:32 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:17:53 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:07:02 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:58:39 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:47:30 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:18:14 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:09:40 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:03:02 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:56:34 GMT, Mundo wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:15:28 -0500, Smee wrote
(in article ):


"Skybuck Flying" wrote in message
...

"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

Inside toe nail I think... ;)

Bye,
Skybuck.

My tongue.

Smee






Virginia

ooh. That IS a wierd one. I might worry about that.

i scratch in virginia every day. mheh

Aren't you worried you might have caught something?

hmmmm. i hadnt thought of that. but i scratched in florida everyday,
too. and in north carolina! could i be contagious!?!??

Maybe you're allergic to YOU.

and what would you prescribe, dr. jade?

You need to stay fully lubed in order to keep the DAEV dander out of
teh air.

cant i just not shower and let the skin oil build up?

I SUPPOSE, if you would prefer that to lubing yourself.

*sniffle*

It's not exactly my idea of fun.


personally, i like being lubed by others.


http://www.jiffylube.com/


is that what you do? walk in to a jiffy lube with no car and ask for
the full lube special?

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley.

ah February 23rd 07 11:03 AM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
dave hillstrom wrote:
On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:33:42 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:32:24 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:27:34 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:


I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

i itched the back of my throat with a pencils eraser end.


Did it erase your itch?


momentarily.

(PS - now I know you have no gag reflex.)


oh, i have a gag reflex, trust me...


Filth!
--
Vous pensez, donc oh soyez

OREO Jackson February 23rd 07 01:47 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 16:01:25 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 15:50:19 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:58:18 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:41:25 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:33:32 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:17:53 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:07:02 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:58:39 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:47:30 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:18:14 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:09:40 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:03:02 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:56:34 GMT, Mundo wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:15:28 -0500, Smee wrote
(in article ):


"Skybuck Flying" wrote in message
...

"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

Inside toe nail I think... ;)

Bye,
Skybuck.

My tongue.

Smee






Virginia

ooh. That IS a wierd one. I might worry about that.

i scratch in virginia every day. mheh

Aren't you worried you might have caught something?

hmmmm. i hadnt thought of that. but i scratched in florida everyday,
too. and in north carolina! could i be contagious!?!??

Maybe you're allergic to YOU.

and what would you prescribe, dr. jade?

You need to stay fully lubed in order to keep the DAEV dander out of
teh air.

cant i just not shower and let the skin oil build up?

I SUPPOSE, if you would prefer that to lubing yourself.

*sniffle*

It's not exactly my idea of fun.

personally, i like being lubed by others.


http://www.jiffylube.com/


is that what you do? walk in to a jiffy lube with no car and ask for
the full lube special?


It only takes ten minutes.

Jade


dave hillstrom February 23rd 07 02:13 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:03:25 -0500, ah wrote:

dave hillstrom wrote:
On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:33:42 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:32:24 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:27:34 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:


I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

i itched the back of my throat with a pencils eraser end.

Did it erase your itch?


momentarily.

(PS - now I know you have no gag reflex.)


oh, i have a gag reflex, trust me...


Filth!


jealous?

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley.

dave hillstrom February 23rd 07 03:00 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:47:10 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 16:01:25 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 15:50:19 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:58:18 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:41:25 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:33:32 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:17:53 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:07:02 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:58:39 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:47:30 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:18:14 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:09:40 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:03:02 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:56:34 GMT, Mundo wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:15:28 -0500, Smee wrote
(in article ):


"Skybuck Flying" wrote in message
...

"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

Inside toe nail I think... ;)

Bye,
Skybuck.

My tongue.

Smee






Virginia

ooh. That IS a wierd one. I might worry about that.

i scratch in virginia every day. mheh

Aren't you worried you might have caught something?

hmmmm. i hadnt thought of that. but i scratched in florida everyday,
too. and in north carolina! could i be contagious!?!??

Maybe you're allergic to YOU.

and what would you prescribe, dr. jade?

You need to stay fully lubed in order to keep the DAEV dander out of
teh air.

cant i just not shower and let the skin oil build up?

I SUPPOSE, if you would prefer that to lubing yourself.

*sniffle*

It's not exactly my idea of fun.

personally, i like being lubed by others.

http://www.jiffylube.com/


is that what you do? walk in to a jiffy lube with no car and ask for
the full lube special?


It only takes ten minutes.


so, um, how often do you go to jiffy lube, for proper maintenance?

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley.

ah February 23rd 07 08:20 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
dave hillstrom wrote:
On Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:03:25 -0500, ah wrote:

dave hillstrom wrote:
On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:33:42 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:32:24 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:27:34 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:


I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

i itched the back of my throat with a pencils eraser end.

Did it erase your itch?

momentarily.

(PS - now I know you have no gag reflex.)

oh, i have a gag reflex, trust me...


Filth!


jealous?


*plonk*
--
Vous pensez, donc oh soyez

Smee February 23rd 07 11:03 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 

"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:33:32 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:17:53 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:07:02 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:58:39 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:47:30 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:18:14 -0500, OREO Jackson


wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:09:40 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:03:02 -0500, OREO Jackson


wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:56:34 GMT, Mundo wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:15:28 -0500, Smee wrote
(in article ):


"Skybuck Flying" wrote in message
...

"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's

inside your
head.

Inside toe nail I think... ;)

Bye,
Skybuck.

My tongue.

Smee






Virginia

ooh. That IS a wierd one. I might worry about that.

i scratch in virginia every day. mheh

Aren't you worried you might have caught something?

hmmmm. i hadnt thought of that. but i scratched in florida

everyday,
too. and in north carolina! could i be contagious!?!??

Maybe you're allergic to YOU.

and what would you prescribe, dr. jade?

You need to stay fully lubed in order to keep the DAEV dander out of
teh air.


cant i just not shower and let the skin oil build up?


I SUPPOSE, if you would prefer that to lubing yourself.

*sniffle*

It's not exactly my idea of fun.

Jade


If he's gonna stop showering, I'm glad I live clear over on the other side
of the country!

Smee






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