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OREO Jackson February 21st 07 08:27 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

Jade


dave hillstrom February 21st 07 08:32 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:27:34 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:


I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.


i itched the back of my throat with a pencils eraser end.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley.

OREO Jackson February 21st 07 08:33 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:32:24 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:27:34 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:


I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.


i itched the back of my throat with a pencils eraser end.


Did it erase your itch?

(PS - now I know you have no gag reflex.)

Jade

dave hillstrom February 21st 07 08:38 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:33:42 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:32:24 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:27:34 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:


I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.


i itched the back of my throat with a pencils eraser end.


Did it erase your itch?


momentarily.

(PS - now I know you have no gag reflex.)


oh, i have a gag reflex, trust me...

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley.

OREO Jackson February 21st 07 08:47 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:20:26 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
wrote:

OREO Jackson Thou equivocator. Thou poor fragment.
Thou villain. Thou pitiable, bleary-eyed cruell'st she alive. Ye groaned
and ye expatiated:

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.


I reckon it'd be grounds for institutionalisation if you felt my itching ear
inside your head.


And if I could scratch it?

Jade

Kadaitcha Man February 21st 07 09:01 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
OREO Jackson Thou unreal mock'ry. Thou cutpurse.
Thou no-necked carcass fit for hounds. Thou backward skains-mate. Ye
yackety-yakked and ye decried:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:20:26 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
wrote:

OREO Jackson Thou equivocator. Thou poor
fragment. Thou villain. Thou pitiable, bleary-eyed cruell'st she
alive. Ye groaned and ye expatiated:

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside
your head.


I reckon it'd be grounds for institutionalisation if you felt my
itching ear inside your head.


And if I could scratch it?


By inserting a finger up your nose.

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

****witted alt.atheism atheist to Kadaitcha Man:
"Imagine if I were to suggest "I have a prehensile tail". You
would, naturally, ask for evidence."

Kadaitcha Man in reply to ****witted alt.atheism atheist:
"Not at all. I would unquestionably accept your admission to being
a monkey."

"I have forgotten more about IT than both you sorry bitches combined."
DUHane Arnold in et

Snarky: "I think 'Wolfy's taking the ****..."
Kadaitcha Man: "In which orifice?"

OREO Jackson February 21st 07 09:04 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:46:16 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
wrote:

OREO Jackson Thou unreal mock'ry. Thou cutpurse.
Thou no-necked carcass fit for hounds. Thou backward skains-mate. Ye
yackety-yakked and ye decried:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:20:26 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
wrote:

OREO Jackson Thou equivocator. Thou poor
fragment. Thou villain. Thou pitiable, bleary-eyed cruell'st she
alive. Ye groaned and ye expatiated:

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside
your head.

I reckon it'd be grounds for institutionalisation if you felt my
itching ear inside your head.


And if I could scratch it?


By inserting a finger up your nose.


Do you feel it?

Jade


Kadaitcha Man February 21st 07 09:13 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
OREO Jackson Thou crook-pated sharp-looking
wretch. Thou spider-legged man. Thou heartless hind. Thou ill-bred, dull
boy of tears. Ye spurted and ye panted:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:46:16 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
wrote:

OREO Jackson Thou unreal mock'ry. Thou
cutpurse. Thou no-necked carcass fit for hounds. Thou backward
skains-mate. Ye yackety-yakked and ye decried:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:20:26 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
wrote:

OREO Jackson Thou equivocator. Thou poor
fragment. Thou villain. Thou pitiable, bleary-eyed cruell'st she
alive. Ye groaned and ye expatiated:

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside
your head.

I reckon it'd be grounds for institutionalisation if you felt my
itching ear inside your head.

And if I could scratch it?


By inserting a finger up your nose.


Do you feel it?


licks eyebrows

Do you?

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

****witted alt.atheism atheist to Kadaitcha Man:
"Imagine if I were to suggest "I have a prehensile tail". You
would, naturally, ask for evidence."

Kadaitcha Man in reply to ****witted alt.atheism atheist:
"Not at all. I would unquestionably accept your admission to being
a monkey."

"I have forgotten more about IT than both you sorry bitches combined."
DUHane Arnold in et

Snarky: "I think 'Wolfy's taking the ****..."
Kadaitcha Man: "In which orifice?"

Skybuck Flying February 22nd 07 02:30 AM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 

"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.


Inside toe nail I think... ;)

Bye,
Skybuck.



Smee February 22nd 07 06:15 AM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 

"Skybuck Flying" wrote in message
...

"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.


Inside toe nail I think... ;)

Bye,
Skybuck.


My tongue.

Smee






Hatchetmama February 22nd 07 01:02 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:27:34 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:


I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.


It felt like my brain itched once.


Jade


--
-HM
mhm 34x19
Smeeter 41
WSD #39.3
SPA Oct02
UFtTA #01
alt.usenet.kooks for when plonking is just not enough.
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk for when life isn't
quite what teh brochure promised.
alt.genius.hatchetmama for when teh new newsgroups come
to stalk you too.
alt.posi... four wen it wudened help enyway

Mundo February 22nd 07 01:56 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:15:28 -0500, Smee wrote
(in article ):


"Skybuck Flying" wrote in message
...

"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.


Inside toe nail I think... ;)

Bye,
Skybuck.


My tongue.

Smee






Virginia

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass


OREO Jackson February 22nd 07 03:03 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:56:34 GMT, Mundo wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:15:28 -0500, Smee wrote
(in article ):


"Skybuck Flying" wrote in message
...

"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

Inside toe nail I think... ;)

Bye,
Skybuck.


My tongue.

Smee






Virginia


ooh. That IS a wierd one. I might worry about that.

Jade


dave hillstrom February 22nd 07 03:09 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:03:02 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:56:34 GMT, Mundo wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:15:28 -0500, Smee wrote
(in article ):


"Skybuck Flying" wrote in message
...

"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

Inside toe nail I think... ;)

Bye,
Skybuck.

My tongue.

Smee






Virginia


ooh. That IS a wierd one. I might worry about that.


i scratch in virginia every day. mheh

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley.

OREO Jackson February 22nd 07 03:18 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:09:40 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:03:02 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:56:34 GMT, Mundo wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:15:28 -0500, Smee wrote
(in article ):


"Skybuck Flying" wrote in message
...

"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

Inside toe nail I think... ;)

Bye,
Skybuck.

My tongue.

Smee






Virginia


ooh. That IS a wierd one. I might worry about that.


i scratch in virginia every day. mheh


Aren't you worried you might have caught something?

Jade


dave hillstrom February 22nd 07 03:47 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:18:14 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:09:40 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:03:02 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:56:34 GMT, Mundo wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:15:28 -0500, Smee wrote
(in article ):


"Skybuck Flying" wrote in message
...

"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

Inside toe nail I think... ;)

Bye,
Skybuck.

My tongue.

Smee






Virginia

ooh. That IS a wierd one. I might worry about that.


i scratch in virginia every day. mheh


Aren't you worried you might have caught something?


hmmmm. i hadnt thought of that. but i scratched in florida everyday,
too. and in north carolina! could i be contagious!?!??

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley.

OREO Jackson February 22nd 07 03:58 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:47:30 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:18:14 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:09:40 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:03:02 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:56:34 GMT, Mundo wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:15:28 -0500, Smee wrote
(in article ):


"Skybuck Flying" wrote in message
...

"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

Inside toe nail I think... ;)

Bye,
Skybuck.

My tongue.

Smee






Virginia

ooh. That IS a wierd one. I might worry about that.

i scratch in virginia every day. mheh


Aren't you worried you might have caught something?


hmmmm. i hadnt thought of that. but i scratched in florida everyday,
too. and in north carolina! could i be contagious!?!??


Maybe you're allergic to YOU.

Jade


dave hillstrom February 22nd 07 04:07 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:58:39 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:47:30 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:18:14 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:09:40 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:03:02 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:56:34 GMT, Mundo wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:15:28 -0500, Smee wrote
(in article ):


"Skybuck Flying" wrote in message
...

"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

Inside toe nail I think... ;)

Bye,
Skybuck.

My tongue.

Smee






Virginia

ooh. That IS a wierd one. I might worry about that.

i scratch in virginia every day. mheh

Aren't you worried you might have caught something?


hmmmm. i hadnt thought of that. but i scratched in florida everyday,
too. and in north carolina! could i be contagious!?!??


Maybe you're allergic to YOU.


and what would you prescribe, dr. jade?

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley.

OREO Jackson February 22nd 07 04:17 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:07:02 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:58:39 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:47:30 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:18:14 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:09:40 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:03:02 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:56:34 GMT, Mundo wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:15:28 -0500, Smee wrote
(in article ):


"Skybuck Flying" wrote in message
...

"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

Inside toe nail I think... ;)

Bye,
Skybuck.

My tongue.

Smee






Virginia

ooh. That IS a wierd one. I might worry about that.

i scratch in virginia every day. mheh

Aren't you worried you might have caught something?

hmmmm. i hadnt thought of that. but i scratched in florida everyday,
too. and in north carolina! could i be contagious!?!??


Maybe you're allergic to YOU.


and what would you prescribe, dr. jade?


You need to stay fully lubed in order to keep the DAEV dander out of
teh air.

Jade


dave hillstrom February 22nd 07 05:33 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:17:53 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:07:02 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:58:39 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:47:30 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:18:14 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:09:40 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:03:02 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:56:34 GMT, Mundo wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:15:28 -0500, Smee wrote
(in article ):


"Skybuck Flying" wrote in message
...

"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

Inside toe nail I think... ;)

Bye,
Skybuck.

My tongue.

Smee






Virginia

ooh. That IS a wierd one. I might worry about that.

i scratch in virginia every day. mheh

Aren't you worried you might have caught something?

hmmmm. i hadnt thought of that. but i scratched in florida everyday,
too. and in north carolina! could i be contagious!?!??

Maybe you're allergic to YOU.


and what would you prescribe, dr. jade?


You need to stay fully lubed in order to keep the DAEV dander out of
teh air.


cant i just not shower and let the skin oil build up?

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley.

OREO Jackson February 22nd 07 05:41 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:33:32 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:17:53 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:07:02 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:58:39 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:47:30 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:18:14 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:09:40 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:03:02 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:56:34 GMT, Mundo wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:15:28 -0500, Smee wrote
(in article ):


"Skybuck Flying" wrote in message
...

"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

Inside toe nail I think... ;)

Bye,
Skybuck.

My tongue.

Smee






Virginia

ooh. That IS a wierd one. I might worry about that.

i scratch in virginia every day. mheh

Aren't you worried you might have caught something?

hmmmm. i hadnt thought of that. but i scratched in florida everyday,
too. and in north carolina! could i be contagious!?!??

Maybe you're allergic to YOU.

and what would you prescribe, dr. jade?


You need to stay fully lubed in order to keep the DAEV dander out of
teh air.


cant i just not shower and let the skin oil build up?


I SUPPOSE, if you would prefer that to lubing yourself.

*sniffle*

It's not exactly my idea of fun.

Jade


dave hillstrom February 22nd 07 05:58 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:41:25 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:33:32 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:17:53 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:07:02 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:58:39 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:47:30 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:18:14 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:09:40 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:03:02 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:56:34 GMT, Mundo wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:15:28 -0500, Smee wrote
(in article ):


"Skybuck Flying" wrote in message
...

"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

Inside toe nail I think... ;)

Bye,
Skybuck.

My tongue.

Smee






Virginia

ooh. That IS a wierd one. I might worry about that.

i scratch in virginia every day. mheh

Aren't you worried you might have caught something?

hmmmm. i hadnt thought of that. but i scratched in florida everyday,
too. and in north carolina! could i be contagious!?!??

Maybe you're allergic to YOU.

and what would you prescribe, dr. jade?

You need to stay fully lubed in order to keep the DAEV dander out of
teh air.


cant i just not shower and let the skin oil build up?


I SUPPOSE, if you would prefer that to lubing yourself.

*sniffle*

It's not exactly my idea of fun.


personally, i like being lubed by others.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley.

OREO Jackson February 22nd 07 08:50 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:58:18 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:41:25 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:33:32 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:17:53 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:07:02 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:58:39 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:47:30 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:18:14 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:09:40 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:03:02 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:56:34 GMT, Mundo wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:15:28 -0500, Smee wrote
(in article ):


"Skybuck Flying" wrote in message
...

"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

Inside toe nail I think... ;)

Bye,
Skybuck.

My tongue.

Smee






Virginia

ooh. That IS a wierd one. I might worry about that.

i scratch in virginia every day. mheh

Aren't you worried you might have caught something?

hmmmm. i hadnt thought of that. but i scratched in florida everyday,
too. and in north carolina! could i be contagious!?!??

Maybe you're allergic to YOU.

and what would you prescribe, dr. jade?

You need to stay fully lubed in order to keep the DAEV dander out of
teh air.

cant i just not shower and let the skin oil build up?


I SUPPOSE, if you would prefer that to lubing yourself.

*sniffle*

It's not exactly my idea of fun.


personally, i like being lubed by others.


http://www.jiffylube.com/


Jade


dave hillstrom February 22nd 07 09:01 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 15:50:19 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:58:18 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:41:25 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:33:32 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:17:53 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:07:02 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:58:39 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:47:30 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:18:14 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:09:40 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:03:02 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:56:34 GMT, Mundo wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:15:28 -0500, Smee wrote
(in article ):


"Skybuck Flying" wrote in message
...

"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

Inside toe nail I think... ;)

Bye,
Skybuck.

My tongue.

Smee






Virginia

ooh. That IS a wierd one. I might worry about that.

i scratch in virginia every day. mheh

Aren't you worried you might have caught something?

hmmmm. i hadnt thought of that. but i scratched in florida everyday,
too. and in north carolina! could i be contagious!?!??

Maybe you're allergic to YOU.

and what would you prescribe, dr. jade?

You need to stay fully lubed in order to keep the DAEV dander out of
teh air.

cant i just not shower and let the skin oil build up?

I SUPPOSE, if you would prefer that to lubing yourself.

*sniffle*

It's not exactly my idea of fun.


personally, i like being lubed by others.


http://www.jiffylube.com/


is that what you do? walk in to a jiffy lube with no car and ask for
the full lube special?

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley.

ah February 23rd 07 11:03 AM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
dave hillstrom wrote:
On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:33:42 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:32:24 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:27:34 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:


I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

i itched the back of my throat with a pencils eraser end.


Did it erase your itch?


momentarily.

(PS - now I know you have no gag reflex.)


oh, i have a gag reflex, trust me...


Filth!
--
Vous pensez, donc oh soyez

OREO Jackson February 23rd 07 01:47 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 16:01:25 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 15:50:19 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:58:18 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:41:25 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:33:32 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:17:53 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:07:02 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:58:39 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:47:30 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:18:14 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:09:40 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:03:02 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:56:34 GMT, Mundo wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:15:28 -0500, Smee wrote
(in article ):


"Skybuck Flying" wrote in message
...

"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

Inside toe nail I think... ;)

Bye,
Skybuck.

My tongue.

Smee






Virginia

ooh. That IS a wierd one. I might worry about that.

i scratch in virginia every day. mheh

Aren't you worried you might have caught something?

hmmmm. i hadnt thought of that. but i scratched in florida everyday,
too. and in north carolina! could i be contagious!?!??

Maybe you're allergic to YOU.

and what would you prescribe, dr. jade?

You need to stay fully lubed in order to keep the DAEV dander out of
teh air.

cant i just not shower and let the skin oil build up?

I SUPPOSE, if you would prefer that to lubing yourself.

*sniffle*

It's not exactly my idea of fun.

personally, i like being lubed by others.


http://www.jiffylube.com/


is that what you do? walk in to a jiffy lube with no car and ask for
the full lube special?


It only takes ten minutes.

Jade


dave hillstrom February 23rd 07 02:13 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:03:25 -0500, ah wrote:

dave hillstrom wrote:
On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:33:42 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:32:24 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:27:34 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:


I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

i itched the back of my throat with a pencils eraser end.

Did it erase your itch?


momentarily.

(PS - now I know you have no gag reflex.)


oh, i have a gag reflex, trust me...


Filth!


jealous?

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley.

dave hillstrom February 23rd 07 03:00 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:47:10 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 16:01:25 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 15:50:19 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:58:18 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:41:25 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:33:32 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:17:53 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:07:02 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:58:39 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:47:30 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:18:14 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:09:40 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:03:02 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:56:34 GMT, Mundo wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:15:28 -0500, Smee wrote
(in article ):


"Skybuck Flying" wrote in message
...

"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

Inside toe nail I think... ;)

Bye,
Skybuck.

My tongue.

Smee






Virginia

ooh. That IS a wierd one. I might worry about that.

i scratch in virginia every day. mheh

Aren't you worried you might have caught something?

hmmmm. i hadnt thought of that. but i scratched in florida everyday,
too. and in north carolina! could i be contagious!?!??

Maybe you're allergic to YOU.

and what would you prescribe, dr. jade?

You need to stay fully lubed in order to keep the DAEV dander out of
teh air.

cant i just not shower and let the skin oil build up?

I SUPPOSE, if you would prefer that to lubing yourself.

*sniffle*

It's not exactly my idea of fun.

personally, i like being lubed by others.

http://www.jiffylube.com/


is that what you do? walk in to a jiffy lube with no car and ask for
the full lube special?


It only takes ten minutes.


so, um, how often do you go to jiffy lube, for proper maintenance?

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley.

ah February 23rd 07 08:20 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
dave hillstrom wrote:
On Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:03:25 -0500, ah wrote:

dave hillstrom wrote:
On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:33:42 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:32:24 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:27:34 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:


I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

i itched the back of my throat with a pencils eraser end.

Did it erase your itch?

momentarily.

(PS - now I know you have no gag reflex.)

oh, i have a gag reflex, trust me...


Filth!


jealous?


*plonk*
--
Vous pensez, donc oh soyez

Smee February 23rd 07 11:03 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 

"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:33:32 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:17:53 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:07:02 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:58:39 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:47:30 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:18:14 -0500, OREO Jackson


wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:09:40 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:03:02 -0500, OREO Jackson


wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:56:34 GMT, Mundo wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:15:28 -0500, Smee wrote
(in article ):


"Skybuck Flying" wrote in message
...

"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's

inside your
head.

Inside toe nail I think... ;)

Bye,
Skybuck.

My tongue.

Smee






Virginia

ooh. That IS a wierd one. I might worry about that.

i scratch in virginia every day. mheh

Aren't you worried you might have caught something?

hmmmm. i hadnt thought of that. but i scratched in florida

everyday,
too. and in north carolina! could i be contagious!?!??

Maybe you're allergic to YOU.

and what would you prescribe, dr. jade?

You need to stay fully lubed in order to keep the DAEV dander out of
teh air.


cant i just not shower and let the skin oil build up?


I SUPPOSE, if you would prefer that to lubing yourself.

*sniffle*

It's not exactly my idea of fun.

Jade


If he's gonna stop showering, I'm glad I live clear over on the other side
of the country!

Smee





dave hillstrom February 23rd 07 11:13 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Fri, 23 Feb 2007 15:03:29 -0800, "Smee"
wrote:


"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:33:32 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:17:53 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:07:02 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:58:39 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:47:30 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:18:14 -0500, OREO Jackson


wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:09:40 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:03:02 -0500, OREO Jackson


wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:56:34 GMT, Mundo wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:15:28 -0500, Smee wrote
(in article ):


"Skybuck Flying" wrote in message
...

"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's

inside your
head.

Inside toe nail I think... ;)

Bye,
Skybuck.

My tongue.

Smee






Virginia

ooh. That IS a wierd one. I might worry about that.

i scratch in virginia every day. mheh

Aren't you worried you might have caught something?

hmmmm. i hadnt thought of that. but i scratched in florida

everyday,
too. and in north carolina! could i be contagious!?!??

Maybe you're allergic to YOU.

and what would you prescribe, dr. jade?

You need to stay fully lubed in order to keep the DAEV dander out of
teh air.

cant i just not shower and let the skin oil build up?


I SUPPOSE, if you would prefer that to lubing yourself.

*sniffle*

It's not exactly my idea of fun.

Jade


If he's gonna stop showering, I'm glad I live clear over on the other side
of the country!


i smell like fresh flowers.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley.

Wavy G February 25th 07 07:35 AM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
OREO Jackson made me LOL when I read the following hilarious schtick:


I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.


In-between two fingers. You can never tell where it's really itching.
WHERE IS IT, DAMNIT?!?? It's enough to make you want to take your
bowling ball out of the bag and hurl it--Flintstone style--at another
bowler. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??!!?

knoxy February 25th 07 09:58 AM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
In article ,
says...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

Jade

The inside of my skin itch every time I try to quit smoking.

--
knoxy
mhm34x10
smeeter #6
#6 on mimus wanted poster list
Best Newbie in alt.flame 2005

"The Internet is a gateway to get on the net."
Bob Dole


"I'll never be as "tough" as you are, but then neither will shark
skin. I consider this a good thing."
Kali admitting that she's too sensitive for usenet in Message-ID:


OREO Jackson February 26th 07 01:00 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:58:10 -0000, knoxy wrote:

In article ,
says...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

Jade

The inside of my skin itch every time I try to quit smoking.


I think the best wayt to prevent that is to become a drunk every time
you try to quit smoking.

Jade


OREO Jackson February 26th 07 01:01 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 02:35:15 -0500, Wavy G wrote:

OREO Jackson made me LOL when I read the following hilarious schtick:


I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.


In-between two fingers. You can never tell where it's really itching.
WHERE IS IT, DAMNIT?!?? It's enough to make you want to take your
bowling ball out of the bag and hurl it--Flintstone style--at another
bowler. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??!!?


Razor blades make the pain go away.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jade


dave hillstrom February 26th 07 01:39 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:00:55 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:58:10 -0000, knoxy wrote:

In article ,
says...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

Jade

The inside of my skin itch every time I try to quit smoking.


I think the best wayt to prevent that is to become a drunk every time
you try to quit smoking.


or a stoner.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley.

dave hillstrom February 26th 07 01:40 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:01:31 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 02:35:15 -0500, Wavy G wrote:

OREO Jackson made me LOL when I read the following hilarious schtick:


I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.


In-between two fingers. You can never tell where it's really itching.
WHERE IS IT, DAMNIT?!?? It's enough to make you want to take your
bowling ball out of the bag and hurl it--Flintstone style--at another
bowler. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??!!?


Razor blades make the pain go away.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


pat

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley.

dave hillstrom February 26th 07 03:32 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 02:35:15 -0500, Wavy G wrote:

OREO Jackson made me LOL when I read the following hilarious schtick:


I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.


In-between two fingers. You can never tell where it's really itching.
WHERE IS IT, DAMNIT?!?? It's enough to make you want to take your
bowling ball out of the bag and hurl it--Flintstone style--at another
bowler. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??!!?


bowler

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley.

knoxy February 27th 07 07:51 AM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
In article ,
says...
On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:58:10 -0000, knoxy wrote:

In article ,
says...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

Jade

The inside of my skin itch every time I try to quit smoking.


I think the best wayt to prevent that is to become a drunk every time
you try to quit smoking.

Jade

I've found a better way (my lungs may disagree), I've just quit trying
to quit smoking.

--
knoxy
mhm34x10
smeeter #6
#6 on mimus wanted poster list
Best Newbie in alt.flame 2005

"The Internet is a gateway to get on the net."
Bob Dole


"I'll never be as "tough" as you are, but then neither will shark
skin. I consider this a good thing."
Kali admitting that she's too sensitive for usenet in Message-ID:


knoxy February 27th 07 07:52 AM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
In article ,
says...
On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:00:55 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:58:10 -0000, knoxy wrote:

In article ,
says...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

Jade

The inside of my skin itch every time I try to quit smoking.


I think the best wayt to prevent that is to become a drunk every time
you try to quit smoking.


or a stoner.

One in the family is enough.

--
knoxy
mhm34x10
smeeter #6
#6 on mimus wanted poster list
Best Newbie in alt.flame 2005

"The Internet is a gateway to get on the net."
Bob Dole


"I'll never be as "tough" as you are, but then neither will shark
skin. I consider this a good thing."
Kali admitting that she's too sensitive for usenet in Message-ID:



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