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dave hillstrom February 23rd 07 11:13 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Fri, 23 Feb 2007 15:03:29 -0800, "Smee"
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"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
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On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:33:32 -0500, dave hillstrom
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On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:17:53 -0500, OREO Jackson
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On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:07:02 -0500, dave hillstrom
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On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:58:39 -0500, OREO Jackson
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On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:47:30 -0500, dave hillstrom
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On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:18:14 -0500, OREO Jackson


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On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:09:40 -0500, dave hillstrom
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On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:03:02 -0500, OREO Jackson


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On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:56:34 GMT, Mundo wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:15:28 -0500, Smee wrote
(in article ):


"Skybuck Flying" wrote in message
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"OREO Jackson" wrote in message
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I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's

inside your
head.

Inside toe nail I think... ;)

Bye,
Skybuck.

My tongue.

Smee






Virginia

ooh. That IS a wierd one. I might worry about that.

i scratch in virginia every day. mheh

Aren't you worried you might have caught something?

hmmmm. i hadnt thought of that. but i scratched in florida

everyday,
too. and in north carolina! could i be contagious!?!??

Maybe you're allergic to YOU.

and what would you prescribe, dr. jade?

You need to stay fully lubed in order to keep the DAEV dander out of
teh air.

cant i just not shower and let the skin oil build up?


I SUPPOSE, if you would prefer that to lubing yourself.

*sniffle*

It's not exactly my idea of fun.

Jade


If he's gonna stop showering, I'm glad I live clear over on the other side
of the country!


i smell like fresh flowers.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley.

Wavy G February 25th 07 07:35 AM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
OREO Jackson made me LOL when I read the following hilarious schtick:


I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.


In-between two fingers. You can never tell where it's really itching.
WHERE IS IT, DAMNIT?!?? It's enough to make you want to take your
bowling ball out of the bag and hurl it--Flintstone style--at another
bowler. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??!!?

knoxy February 25th 07 09:58 AM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
In article ,
says...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

Jade

The inside of my skin itch every time I try to quit smoking.

--
knoxy
mhm34x10
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OREO Jackson February 26th 07 01:00 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:58:10 -0000, knoxy wrote:

In article ,
says...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

Jade

The inside of my skin itch every time I try to quit smoking.


I think the best wayt to prevent that is to become a drunk every time
you try to quit smoking.

Jade


OREO Jackson February 26th 07 01:01 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 02:35:15 -0500, Wavy G wrote:

OREO Jackson made me LOL when I read the following hilarious schtick:


I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.


In-between two fingers. You can never tell where it's really itching.
WHERE IS IT, DAMNIT?!?? It's enough to make you want to take your
bowling ball out of the bag and hurl it--Flintstone style--at another
bowler. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??!!?


Razor blades make the pain go away.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jade


dave hillstrom February 26th 07 01:39 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:00:55 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:58:10 -0000, knoxy wrote:

In article ,
says...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

Jade

The inside of my skin itch every time I try to quit smoking.


I think the best wayt to prevent that is to become a drunk every time
you try to quit smoking.


or a stoner.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley.

dave hillstrom February 26th 07 01:40 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:01:31 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 02:35:15 -0500, Wavy G wrote:

OREO Jackson made me LOL when I read the following hilarious schtick:


I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.


In-between two fingers. You can never tell where it's really itching.
WHERE IS IT, DAMNIT?!?? It's enough to make you want to take your
bowling ball out of the bag and hurl it--Flintstone style--at another
bowler. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??!!?


Razor blades make the pain go away.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


pat

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley.

dave hillstrom February 26th 07 03:32 PM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 02:35:15 -0500, Wavy G wrote:

OREO Jackson made me LOL when I read the following hilarious schtick:


I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.


In-between two fingers. You can never tell where it's really itching.
WHERE IS IT, DAMNIT?!?? It's enough to make you want to take your
bowling ball out of the bag and hurl it--Flintstone style--at another
bowler. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??!!?


bowler

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley.

knoxy February 27th 07 07:51 AM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
In article ,
says...
On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:58:10 -0000, knoxy wrote:

In article ,
says...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

Jade

The inside of my skin itch every time I try to quit smoking.


I think the best wayt to prevent that is to become a drunk every time
you try to quit smoking.

Jade

I've found a better way (my lungs may disagree), I've just quit trying
to quit smoking.

--
knoxy
mhm34x10
smeeter #6
#6 on mimus wanted poster list
Best Newbie in alt.flame 2005

"The Internet is a gateway to get on the net."
Bob Dole


"I'll never be as "tough" as you are, but then neither will shark
skin. I consider this a good thing."
Kali admitting that she's too sensitive for usenet in Message-ID:


knoxy February 27th 07 07:52 AM

Weirdest place you ever itched.
 
In article ,
says...
On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:00:55 -0500, OREO Jackson
wrote:

On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:58:10 -0000, knoxy wrote:

In article ,
says...

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside your
head.

Jade

The inside of my skin itch every time I try to quit smoking.


I think the best wayt to prevent that is to become a drunk every time
you try to quit smoking.


or a stoner.

One in the family is enough.

--
knoxy
mhm34x10
smeeter #6
#6 on mimus wanted poster list
Best Newbie in alt.flame 2005

"The Internet is a gateway to get on the net."
Bob Dole


"I'll never be as "tough" as you are, but then neither will shark
skin. I consider this a good thing."
Kali admitting that she's too sensitive for usenet in Message-ID:



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