"Wavy G" wrote
Well, you come into my newsgroup and post a nude picture of
"yourself." Surely, you can see this "piqued" my "interest." You
see, coming across nude pictures of a girl with whom I have just
interacted on the "Internet" is a rare occasion, and could be, quite
possibly, potential masturbation fodder (I'm sure you took this into
consideration before posting such).

However, not being a dummy, I did do my research. I found this:

http://www.ellenmacarthur.com/

She's that English sailor woman who goes around the world in sponsored boats. She's
even been knighted. If I was trying to pretend to be her would I post pictures that're
definitely not her? And I would call myself Dame Ellen MacArthur. I'd get pictures of
her and post those. Then I'd try to write like a Great Britian person. No, we just have
the same name. So shoot me! :-)

However, If those pictures you posted earlier indeed are you, then you
clearly chose the "Internet" sobriquet of a commonly known sailor,
rather than your own (I mean, what are the odds of *two* lady sailing
enthusiasts with the same exact name?), which is confusing and
admittedly suspicious, to say the least. Please clarify. Giving you
the benefit of the doubt, please post more nudes for my evaluation.
Thanks in advance.

No more nudes. I don't want people using them to masturbate. lol There's
a group of paranoid sock-puppet-under-every-bush people here(asa) who say every
other new subscriber is a sock puppet of somebody er other. They think I'm
a puppet of Capt. Neal who used to make mince meat outta them when he used
to be here many years ago. Of course they can't prove it and they sound silly
keep saying it but I don't care what they say. They just make themselves look
like what they are - paranoid and silly.
As for having the same name, it's a big world. If her name was Ophelia Ischmar
Hammergordian and I had the same name maybe you'd have a good reason to be
suspicious. But Ellen's a real common name and MacArthur is pretty common too.
Duh! Probably there's thousands of Ellen MacArthurs.

Sure. Wait, you want me to make a joke about "raising my mast," or
"pulling in my dinghy," don't you? LOL?

Nah, I've heard it all before. I came here to talk about sailing but instead I got
a lot of people who don't know anything about sailing. A bunch of kooks talking
about motors and politics and chatting about everything but sailing. It's worse
than a nursery school. But, I get some fun out of it. People who keep saying I'm
Capt. Neal and claiming to have kill-filed me just keep answering me. Duh! I tell
them to prove I'm Capt. Neal but they can't. So they get even more stupid trying
to prove it and they can't. You'd think they'd be here to talk about sailing. But,
they'd rather be a bunch of crazy conspiracy kooks.
Did you read where a new subscriber named Nora started posting and one of
the first things she posted was how Global Warming was causing huge chunks of
ice to fall out of the sky. Duh! You make ice by warming things up? Duh. Then
she wonders why her irc chat web site has about three people in it! Even
retarded people get bored after a while....
Seriously there are a couple of smart people here but most of the rest
are really really dumb. Almost retarded. But, I put up with their crap and have
a good laugh at how dumb they really are and just go on and read something
else that makes sense. (about once a week) roflmao

Cheers,
Ellen

On 01 Feb 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.sailing.asa and heard
Ellen MacArthur cry out in
reenews.net...


"Wavy G" wrote
Well, you come into my newsgroup and post a nude picture of
"yourself." Surely, you can see this "piqued" my "interest." You
see, coming across nude pictures of a girl with whom I have just
interacted on the "Internet" is a rare occasion, and could be, quite
possibly, potential masturbation fodder (I'm sure you took this into
consideration before posting such).

However, not being a dummy, I did do my research. I found this:

http://www.ellenmacarthur.com/

She's that English sailor woman who goes around the world in
sponsored boats. She's
even been knighted. If I was trying to pretend to be her would I post
pictures that're definitely not her? And I would call myself Dame
Ellen MacArthur. I'd get pictures of her and post those. Then I'd try
to write like a Great Britian person. No, we just have the same name.
So shoot me! :-)

However, If those pictures you posted earlier indeed are you, then
you clearly chose the "Internet" sobriquet of a commonly known
sailor, rather than your own (I mean, what are the odds of *two* lady
sailing enthusiasts with the same exact name?), which is confusing
and admittedly suspicious, to say the least. Please clarify. Giving
you the benefit of the doubt, please post more nudes for my
evaluation. Thanks in advance.

No more nudes. I don't want people using them to masturbate. lol
There's
a group of paranoid sock-puppet-under-every-bush people here(asa) who
say every other new subscriber is a sock puppet of somebody er other.
They think I'm a puppet of Capt. Neal who used to make mince meat
outta them when he used to be here many years ago. Of course they
can't prove it and they sound silly keep saying it but I don't care
what they say. They just make themselves look like what they are -
paranoid and silly.
As for having the same name, it's a big world. If her name was
Ophelia Ischmar
Hammergordian and I had the same name maybe you'd have a good reason
to be suspicious. But Ellen's a real common name and MacArthur is
pretty common too. Duh! Probably there's thousands of Ellen
MacArthurs.

Sure. Wait, you want me to make a joke about "raising my mast," or
"pulling in my dinghy," don't you? LOL?

Nah, I've heard it all before. I came here to talk about sailing
but instead I got
a lot of people who don't know anything about sailing. A bunch of
kooks talking about motors and politics and chatting about everything
but sailing. It's worse than a nursery school. But, I get some fun out
of it. People who keep saying I'm Capt. Neal and claiming to have
kill-filed me just keep answering me. Duh! I tell them to prove I'm
Capt. Neal but they can't. So they get even more stupid trying to
prove it and they can't. You'd think they'd be here to talk about
sailing. But, they'd rather be a bunch of crazy conspiracy kooks.
Did you read where a new subscriber named Nora started posting and
one of
the first things she posted was how Global Warming was causing huge
chunks of ice to fall out of the sky. Duh! You make ice by warming
things up? Duh. Then she wonders why her irc chat web site has about
three people in it! Even retarded people get bored after a while....
Seriously there are a couple of smart people here but most of the
rest
are really really dumb. Almost retarded. But, I put up with their crap
and have a good laugh at how dumb they really are and just go on and
read something else that makes sense. (about once a week) roflmao

Cheers,
Ellen




You need a good spanking.

on a boat.

On the open water.

Nekkid.

w00t!

--
ThePsyko
Public Enemy #7

"ThePsyko" wrote
You need a good spanking.
on a boat.
On the open water.
Nekkid.
w00t!

Over your knees? lol And lots of Piña Coladas before it to deaden the pain?

Cheers,
Ellen

Oh "Ellen MacArthur," unnumbered are the toils I bear because of thee.

"Wavy G" wrote
Well, you come into my newsgroup and post a nude picture of
"yourself." Surely, you can see this "piqued" my "interest." You
see, coming across nude pictures of a girl with whom I have just
interacted on the "Internet" is a rare occasion, and could be, quite
possibly, potential masturbation fodder (I'm sure you took this into
consideration before posting such).

However, not being a dummy, I did do my research. I found this:

http://www.ellenmacarthur.com/

She's that English sailor woman who goes around the world in sponsored boats. She's
even been knighted. If I was trying to pretend to be her would I post pictures that're
definitely not her? And I would call myself Dame Ellen MacArthur. I'd get pictures of
her and post those. Then I'd try to write like a Great Britian person. No, we just have
the same name. So shoot me! :-)

However, If those pictures you posted earlier indeed are you, then you
clearly chose the "Internet" sobriquet of a commonly known sailor,
rather than your own (I mean, what are the odds of *two* lady sailing
enthusiasts with the same exact name?), which is confusing and
admittedly suspicious, to say the least. Please clarify. Giving you
the benefit of the doubt, please post more nudes for my evaluation.
Thanks in advance.

No more nudes. I don't want people using them to masturbate. lol There's

Oh, right. So why did you post that in the first place? Seriously.
You're going to have to give us more proof to help "solidify" your
argument.


a group of paranoid sock-puppet-under-every-bush people here(asa) who say every
other new subscriber is a sock puppet of somebody er other. They think I'm
a puppet of Capt. Neal who used to make mince meat outta them when he used
to be here many years ago. Of course they can't prove it and they sound silly
keep saying it but I don't care what they say. They just make themselves look
like what they are - paranoid and silly.
As for having the same name, it's a big world. If her name was Ophelia Ischmar
Hammergordian and I had the same name maybe you'd have a good reason to be
suspicious. But Ellen's a real common name and MacArthur is pretty common too.
Duh! Probably there's thousands of Ellen MacArthurs.

OK, I can accept that. It just sounds suspicious, don't you think?
It's like saying, "there's two Wavy Gs, and they're both famous Usenet
trolls, only won looks like a stud who poses his 'pecs' and 'gluts'
and whatnot for beefcake photos, and the other won is a fat guy who
sits in front of his computer and giggles a lot." You see?



Sure. Wait, you want me to make a joke about "raising my mast," or
"pulling in my dinghy," don't you? LOL?

Nah, I've heard it all before. I came here to talk about sailing but instead I got
a lot of people who don't know anything about sailing. A bunch of kooks talking
about motors and politics and chatting about everything but sailing. It's worse
than a nursery school. But, I get some fun out of it. People who keep saying I'm
Capt. Neal and claiming to have kill-filed me just keep answering me. Duh! I tell
them to prove I'm Capt. Neal but they can't. So they get even more stupid trying
to prove it and they can't. You'd think they'd be here to talk about sailing. But,
they'd rather be a bunch of crazy conspiracy kooks.

Kooks on a Usenet newsgroup?

Did you read where a new subscriber named Nora started posting and one of
the first things she posted was how Global Warming was causing huge chunks of
ice to fall out of the sky. Duh! You make ice by warming things up? Duh. Then
she wonders why her irc chat web site has about three people in it! Even
retarded people get bored after a while....
Seriously there are a couple of smart people here but most of the rest
are really really dumb. Almost retarded. But, I put up with their crap and have
a good laugh at how dumb they really are and just go on and read something
else that makes sense. (about once a week) roflmao

Well, to be honest, I thought the same thing. But, you know, you can
overcome that by not using the term "Duh" so much. It's a little
self-depricating. HTH HAND

Love,
Wavy G



Cheers,
Ellen

"Wavy G" wrote
Oh, right. So why did you post that in the first place? Seriously.
You're going to have to give us more proof to help "solidify" your
argument.

Didn't you see my album. No nudes but some nice bikinis...
http://ellenmacarthur.badongo.com/album/

OK, I can accept that. It just sounds suspicious, don't you think?
It's like saying, "there's two Wavy Gs, and they're both famous Usenet
trolls, only won looks like a stud who poses his 'pecs' and 'gluts'
and whatnot for beefcake photos, and the other won is a fat guy who
sits in front of his computer and giggles a lot." You see?

Yup, it's understandable. But anybody can be anybody on Usenet.
Even if your wrong what's the big deal. It's the mind trip that counts.
You just have to be careful you don't try to have sex with underage
girls. Most of them are really cops these days.

Cheers,
Ellen

Oh "Ellen MacArthur," unnumbered are the toils I bear because of thee.

"Wavy G" wrote
Oh, right. So why did you post that in the first place? Seriously.
You're going to have to give us more proof to help "solidify" your
argument.

Didn't you see my album. No nudes but some nice bikinis...
http://ellenmacarthur.badongo.com/album/

No, I'm afraid bikini shots will not do. Come on, Ellen. I need
*proof*. You know, something I can "get my hands on." Take some more
pictures, Ellen. Your Usenet integrity is on the line here.



OK, I can accept that. It just sounds suspicious, don't you think?
It's like saying, "there's two Wavy Gs, and they're both famous Usenet
trolls, only won looks like a stud who poses his 'pecs' and 'gluts'
and whatnot for beefcake photos, and the other won is a fat guy who
sits in front of his computer and giggles a lot." You see?

Yup, it's understandable. But anybody can be anybody on Usenet.
Even if your wrong what's the big deal. It's the mind trip that counts.
You just have to be careful you don't try to have sex with underage
girls. Most of them are really cops these days.

Oh, really? Are any of these "cops" attractive females? Tell me more
about these cops.



Cheers,
Ellen

"Wavy G" wrote
No, I'm afraid bikini shots will not do. Come on, Ellen. I need
*proof*. You know, something I can "get my hands on." Take some more
pictures, Ellen. Your Usenet integrity is on the line here.

I don't need to take more pictures. I've got lots taken already. But
some of you people worry me. You might be some teenage kid. You might
be trying to get me busted. Like for delinquent minor making. You could
be one of those undercover agents I'm talking about. You might be
trying to entrap me. Nope, there's more pictures of nekkid girls on
the internet than you can shake a stick at. Me posting more here'll not
be too kewl.

Oh, really? Are any of these "cops" attractive females? Tell me more
about these cops.

Well, maybe they're not cops. Probably they're detetectives and FBI
agents. What if you posted pictures of your penis because some young girl
asked you to. I bet you could get busted for something like that. I hear people
in Florida getting busted for things like that all the time. Remember that
Congressman who had to resign because he talked about sex with interns that
were even of age in Washington D.C.? He just wrote e-mails and did IM.
Too many weird people out there. The same ones who beat their wives and
abuse their own children are out there trying to bust people for things like
posting photos on the net. Pictures of female breasts are probably not obscene
like pictures of penises but I probably could still be hassled under some
freaking law if somebody wanted to get me. Especially if minors saw them
and I posted them knowing minors would see them.
Your probably a nice guy but why should I take a chance your some freaking
entrapment cop? I wish those assholes'd get a real job. You know get their
chicken-shot pimple butts out there and fight some real criminals. Drug lords and
gang bosses and armed robbers and rapists and murderers. There's lot's of them
to catch...

Cheers,
Ellen