On 01 Feb 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.sailing.asa and heard
Ellen MacArthur cry out in
reenews.net...


"Wavy G" wrote
Well, you come into my newsgroup and post a nude picture of
"yourself." Surely, you can see this "piqued" my "interest." You
see, coming across nude pictures of a girl with whom I have just
interacted on the "Internet" is a rare occasion, and could be, quite
possibly, potential masturbation fodder (I'm sure you took this into
consideration before posting such).

However, not being a dummy, I did do my research. I found this:

http://www.ellenmacarthur.com/

She's that English sailor woman who goes around the world in
sponsored boats. She's
even been knighted. If I was trying to pretend to be her would I post
pictures that're definitely not her? And I would call myself Dame
Ellen MacArthur. I'd get pictures of her and post those. Then I'd try
to write like a Great Britian person. No, we just have the same name.
So shoot me! :-)

However, If those pictures you posted earlier indeed are you, then
you clearly chose the "Internet" sobriquet of a commonly known
sailor, rather than your own (I mean, what are the odds of *two* lady
sailing enthusiasts with the same exact name?), which is confusing
and admittedly suspicious, to say the least. Please clarify. Giving
you the benefit of the doubt, please post more nudes for my
evaluation. Thanks in advance.

No more nudes. I don't want people using them to masturbate. lol
There's
a group of paranoid sock-puppet-under-every-bush people here(asa) who
say every other new subscriber is a sock puppet of somebody er other.
They think I'm a puppet of Capt. Neal who used to make mince meat
outta them when he used to be here many years ago. Of course they
can't prove it and they sound silly keep saying it but I don't care
what they say. They just make themselves look like what they are -
paranoid and silly.
As for having the same name, it's a big world. If her name was
Ophelia Ischmar
Hammergordian and I had the same name maybe you'd have a good reason
to be suspicious. But Ellen's a real common name and MacArthur is
pretty common too. Duh! Probably there's thousands of Ellen
MacArthurs.

Sure. Wait, you want me to make a joke about "raising my mast," or
"pulling in my dinghy," don't you? LOL?

Nah, I've heard it all before. I came here to talk about sailing
but instead I got
a lot of people who don't know anything about sailing. A bunch of
kooks talking about motors and politics and chatting about everything
but sailing. It's worse than a nursery school. But, I get some fun out
of it. People who keep saying I'm Capt. Neal and claiming to have
kill-filed me just keep answering me. Duh! I tell them to prove I'm
Capt. Neal but they can't. So they get even more stupid trying to
prove it and they can't. You'd think they'd be here to talk about
sailing. But, they'd rather be a bunch of crazy conspiracy kooks.
Did you read where a new subscriber named Nora started posting and
one of
the first things she posted was how Global Warming was causing huge
chunks of ice to fall out of the sky. Duh! You make ice by warming
things up? Duh. Then she wonders why her irc chat web site has about
three people in it! Even retarded people get bored after a while....
Seriously there are a couple of smart people here but most of the
rest
are really really dumb. Almost retarded. But, I put up with their crap
and have a good laugh at how dumb they really are and just go on and
read something else that makes sense. (about once a week) roflmao

Cheers,
Ellen




You need a good spanking.

on a boat.

On the open water.

Nekkid.

w00t!

--
ThePsyko
Public Enemy #7