"Wavy G" wrote
Well, you come into my newsgroup and post a nude picture of
"yourself." Surely, you can see this "piqued" my "interest." You
see, coming across nude pictures of a girl with whom I have just
interacted on the "Internet" is a rare occasion, and could be, quite
possibly, potential masturbation fodder (I'm sure you took this into
consideration before posting such).

However, not being a dummy, I did do my research. I found this:

http://www.ellenmacarthur.com/

She's that English sailor woman who goes around the world in sponsored boats. She's
even been knighted. If I was trying to pretend to be her would I post pictures that're
definitely not her? And I would call myself Dame Ellen MacArthur. I'd get pictures of
her and post those. Then I'd try to write like a Great Britian person. No, we just have
the same name. So shoot me! :-)

However, If those pictures you posted earlier indeed are you, then you
clearly chose the "Internet" sobriquet of a commonly known sailor,
rather than your own (I mean, what are the odds of *two* lady sailing
enthusiasts with the same exact name?), which is confusing and
admittedly suspicious, to say the least. Please clarify. Giving you
the benefit of the doubt, please post more nudes for my evaluation.
Thanks in advance.

No more nudes. I don't want people using them to masturbate. lol There's
a group of paranoid sock-puppet-under-every-bush people here(asa) who say every
other new subscriber is a sock puppet of somebody er other. They think I'm
a puppet of Capt. Neal who used to make mince meat outta them when he used
to be here many years ago. Of course they can't prove it and they sound silly
keep saying it but I don't care what they say. They just make themselves look
like what they are - paranoid and silly.
As for having the same name, it's a big world. If her name was Ophelia Ischmar
Hammergordian and I had the same name maybe you'd have a good reason to be
suspicious. But Ellen's a real common name and MacArthur is pretty common too.
Duh! Probably there's thousands of Ellen MacArthurs.

Sure. Wait, you want me to make a joke about "raising my mast," or
"pulling in my dinghy," don't you? LOL?

Nah, I've heard it all before. I came here to talk about sailing but instead I got
a lot of people who don't know anything about sailing. A bunch of kooks talking
about motors and politics and chatting about everything but sailing. It's worse
than a nursery school. But, I get some fun out of it. People who keep saying I'm
Capt. Neal and claiming to have kill-filed me just keep answering me. Duh! I tell
them to prove I'm Capt. Neal but they can't. So they get even more stupid trying
to prove it and they can't. You'd think they'd be here to talk about sailing. But,
they'd rather be a bunch of crazy conspiracy kooks.
Did you read where a new subscriber named Nora started posting and one of
the first things she posted was how Global Warming was causing huge chunks of
ice to fall out of the sky. Duh! You make ice by warming things up? Duh. Then
she wonders why her irc chat web site has about three people in it! Even
retarded people get bored after a while....
Seriously there are a couple of smart people here but most of the rest
are really really dumb. Almost retarded. But, I put up with their crap and have
a good laugh at how dumb they really are and just go on and read something
else that makes sense. (about once a week) roflmao

Cheers,
Ellen