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Default Off topic XXX rated / Men grow up!

I get sick of it. I get sick of men always trying to touch my breasts. *Copping a feel*
is what some of 'em call it. What's with this fascination men have for breasts. Uh, guys,
get a clue. Breasts are for feeding babies. They're not there for you to lust after, grope,
suck on the teatties etc. Where'd you ever get the idea breasts are sex objects?
I think I finally figured it out. It dawned on me this morning. I was in the shower and
when I got out it was chilly and my nipples got hard. That's it! Men never really got off
the nipple. They never got weaned. They want to suck nipples for the rest of their lives.
So what they do so they can keep sucking on teatties is turn them into a sex object. That
way they can pretend to be doing sex when what they really want is to be a baby again
and suck on a teatty.
Grow up guys. Look but don't touch.... If you really wanna suck on something for sex
there's plenty down there between a girl's legs for that. ;-)

Cheers,
Ellen

 
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