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Ellen MacArthur November 9th 06 04:28 PM

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I get sick of it. I get sick of men always trying to touch my breasts. *Copping a feel*
is what some of 'em call it. What's with this fascination men have for breasts. Uh, guys,
get a clue. Breasts are for feeding babies. They're not there for you to lust after, grope,
suck on the teatties etc. Where'd you ever get the idea breasts are sex objects?
I think I finally figured it out. It dawned on me this morning. I was in the shower and
when I got out it was chilly and my nipples got hard. That's it! Men never really got off
the nipple. They never got weaned. They want to suck nipples for the rest of their lives.
So what they do so they can keep sucking on teatties is turn them into a sex object. That
way they can pretend to be doing sex when what they really want is to be a baby again
and suck on a teatty.
Grow up guys. Look but don't touch.... If you really wanna suck on something for sex
there's plenty down there between a girl's legs for that. ;-)

Cheers,
Ellen


Martin Baxter November 9th 06 04:56 PM

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Ellen MacArthur wrote:

I get sick of it. [snipped puerile drivel]



Yeah, to paraphrase your illustrious leader, "We're plenty sick of you!"

Cheers
Marty
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Pup Socket November 9th 06 05:19 PM

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I believe someone here prefers this to breasts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzjgYaair1Y

Who could that be???????


Ellen MacArthur November 9th 06 10:33 PM

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"Pup Socket" wrote
| I believe someone here prefers this to breasts:
| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzjgYaair1Y
| Who could that be???????


Either that Foley guy or Jonathan Ganz?


Cheers,
Ellen

Ellen MacArthur November 10th 06 12:09 AM

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"Martin Baxter" wrote
| Yeah, to paraphrase your illustrious leader, "We're plenty sick of you!"


What? Who ARE you talking about? Forget it. But, what about my rights? Did you even think
about what I said before you deleted it? Got a closed mind? Prurient interests easily aroused?
Look at it this way. Women have breasts. Men have breasts. The only difference is ours
are usually bigger than yours and they produce milk. The reason we have breasts is to nurse babies.
They've got nothing to do with sex. They certainly aren't a *sex organ*. But we have to keep ours
covered in public or else we're *exposing* ourselves. If a man takes off his shirt in public is he
*exposing* himself?
No. Men can only *expose* themselves if they take off their britches. So why the double
freakin' standard?
You can bet men started it/not women. So men make women cover our breasts by saying
they're a sex organ. Duh! Think about it. Men gave themselves the right to tell us what we can and
can't do with a part of our bodies that has NOTHING to do with sex. Just as a man's breast has
nothing to do with sex. So why don't you guys keep your breasts covered? Your breast just sit
there. They're useless. It would make more sense to say THEY were sex organs. They ain't good
for anything else. If they serve some other function tell me.
How would you guys like it if women went around telling you to cover up your chest? I think
if you look at this objectively you'll agree with me.
Your control of our breasts has everything to do with never wanting to let go of them. The
first time you sucked a nipple when you were an infant you got addicted. Admit it. What other
reason is there that would make you so protective of something that isn't even your own? Your
hiding your drug stash!
So don't call my thoughts puerile. They make sense. They're mature. They're original. If you
think they're puerile maybe it's because you think like a little boy....

Cheers,
Ellen

[email protected] November 10th 06 12:56 AM

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Ellen MacArthur wrote:
"Martin Baxter" wrote
| Yeah, to paraphrase your illustrious leader, "We're plenty sick of you!"


What? Who ARE you talking about? Forget it. But, what about my rights? Did you even think
about what I said before you deleted it? Got a closed mind? Prurient interests easily aroused?
Look at it this way. Women have breasts. Men have breasts. The only difference is ours
are usually bigger than yours and they produce milk. The reason we have breasts is to nurse babies.
They've got nothing to do with sex. They certainly aren't a *sex organ*. But we have to keep ours
covered in public or else we're *exposing* ourselves. If a man takes off his shirt in public is he
*exposing* himself?
No. Men can only *expose* themselves if they take off their britches. So why the double
freakin' standard?
You can bet men started it/not women. So men make women cover our breasts by saying
they're a sex organ. Duh! Think about it. Men gave themselves the right to tell us what we can and
can't do with a part of our bodies that has NOTHING to do with sex. Just as a man's breast has
nothing to do with sex. So why don't you guys keep your breasts covered? Your breast just sit
there. They're useless. It would make more sense to say THEY were sex organs. They ain't good
for anything else. If they serve some other function tell me.
How would you guys like it if women went around telling you to cover up your chest? I think
if you look at this objectively you'll agree with me.
Your control of our breasts has everything to do with never wanting to let go of them. The
first time you sucked a nipple when you were an infant you got addicted. Admit it. What other
reason is there that would make you so protective of something that isn't even your own? Your
hiding your drug stash!
So don't call my thoughts puerile. They make sense. They're mature. They're original. If you
think they're puerile maybe it's because you think like a little boy....

Cheers,
Ellen


"YAWN"


Ellen MacArthur November 11th 06 06:13 PM

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wrote
| "YAWN"

O'Hara, I don't blame you for getting tired. There's a lot there to read. Plenty of truth to it too.
But, didn't your mama teach you not to yawn in public? Shame!

Cheers,
Ellen

[email protected] November 13th 06 04:23 AM

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Ellen MacArthur wrote:
wrote
| "YAWN"

O'Hara, I don't blame you for getting tired. There's a lot there to read. Plenty of truth to it too.
But, didn't your mama teach you not to yawn in public? Shame!

Cheers,
Ellen


"Ellen", man boobs disgust me.


[email protected] November 13th 06 05:20 AM

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So don't call my thoughts puerile. They make sense.

They're mature. They're original.

Well yeh Ellen... I guess so from your perception of things.
Which I respect...

Yet on the other hand... most of us guys have always admired
women that are "heavily endowed" so to speak. Then again...
maybe there is some sort of a maternal instinct within us that
enhances this attraction. So f*cking what...

I have never questioned it or felt guilt about it. All I know is...
a good looking gal that is well endowed (providing she is not
a "sweat hog") is a thing of beauty.

Some of us old farts will remember the Vargas girls that True
magazine (or whatever it was called) use to print. Talk about
artistic symetrical design/presentation... wow!!

In closing what I am about to say... is I am most certain will be
"rude... crude... and socially unatractive" to some... but I also
subscribe to the maucho theory that anything more than a mouth-
full is a waste.

A good looking gal with a pleasant figure is something to be admired
by us guys.

Assuming you are for real... and not a sock puppet of you know
who... you have displayed your "feminist" side... which is cool
aka kewl (smile)... that is you... I guess.

Respectfully

Bill


Capt. JG November 13th 06 05:26 AM

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wrote in message
oups.com...

So don't call my thoughts puerile. They make sense.

They're mature. They're original.

Well yeh Ellen... I guess so from your perception of things.
Which I respect...

Yet on the other hand... most of us guys have always admired
women that are "heavily endowed" so to speak. Then again...
maybe there is some sort of a maternal instinct within us that
enhances this attraction. So f*cking what...

I have never questioned it or felt guilt about it. All I know is...
a good looking gal that is well endowed (providing she is not
a "sweat hog") is a thing of beauty.

Some of us old farts will remember the Vargas girls that True
magazine (or whatever it was called) use to print. Talk about
artistic symetrical design/presentation... wow!!

In closing what I am about to say... is I am most certain will be
"rude... crude... and socially unatractive" to some... but I also
subscribe to the maucho theory that anything more than a mouth-
full is a waste.

A good looking gal with a pleasant figure is something to be admired
by us guys.

Assuming you are for real... and not a sock puppet of you know
who... you have displayed your "feminist" side... which is cool
aka kewl (smile)... that is you... I guess.


Bad assumption Bill...




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