Don't have a Boatto old
Don't go sailingto old
Missed this years PITCH REGATTA to old
However; I'm learning the advantages;
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Ten Advantages Of Growing Older
1. Your joints are more accurate than the*
*** National Weather Service.
2. Kidnappers ignore you.
3. Sexual harassment charges against you just don't stick.
4. People no longer think you're a hypochondriac.
5. Your secrets are now safe with your friends because
*** they can't remember them either.
6. Your eyes won't get much worse.
7. You're no longer expected to run into a burning building.
8. Whatever you buy now won't wear out.
9. In a hostage situation, you're likely to be released first.
10. There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
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Every day:---Learning new ways:^)
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