Beach Bum/ Growing Old
 

Don't have a Boatto old
Don't go sailingto old
Missed this years PITCH REGATTA to old
However; I'm learning the advantages;
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Ten Advantages Of Growing Older
1. Your joints are more accurate than the*
*** National Weather Service.
2. Kidnappers ignore you.
3. Sexual harassment charges against you just don't stick.
4. People no longer think you're a hypochondriac.
5. Your secrets are now safe with your friends because
*** they can't remember them either.
6. Your eyes won't get much worse.
7. You're no longer expected to run into a burning building.
8. Whatever you buy now won't wear out.
9. In a hostage situation, you're likely to be released first.
10. There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
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Every day:---Learning new ways:^)
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Beach Bum/ Growing Old
 

Hang in there kid!


"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
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Don't have a Boatto old
Don't go sailingto old
Missed this years PITCH REGATTA to old
However; I'm learning the advantages;
-----------------------------------------------
Ten Advantages Of Growing Older
1. Your joints are more accurate than the
National Weather Service.
2. Kidnappers ignore you.
3. Sexual harassment charges against you just don't stick.
4. People no longer think you're a hypochondriac.
5. Your secrets are now safe with your friends because
they can't remember them either.
6. Your eyes won't get much worse.
7. You're no longer expected to run into a burning building.
8. Whatever you buy now won't wear out.
9. In a hostage situation, you're likely to be released
first.
10. There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
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Every day:---Learning new ways:^)





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Beach Bum/ Growing Old
 

Thom, a couple of days ago you gave us this quote:

"The grand essentials to happiness in this life are
something to do, something to love and something to hope
for." -Joseph Addison (1672 -1719)

Sums up a great deal of wisdom IMHO.

Here are some quotes you might like:

"Beware of the young doctor and the old barber."
Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)

"To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am."
Bernard M. Baruch (1870 - 1965)

"Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old
myself some day."
Lillian Carter, in her 80s

"Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can
get old. All you have to do is live long enough."
Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)


I like the dog lighthouse pic, those guys have it made.

DSK



Thom Stewart wrote:
Don't have a Boatto old
Don't go sailingto old
Missed this years PITCH REGATTA to old
However; I'm learning the advantages;

Beach Bum/ Growing Old
 

Doug,

Here is another Quote;
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No problem lasts forever. No matter how permanently fixed in the center
of our lives it may seem, whatever we experience in this ever-changing
life is sure to pass. Even pain."
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Old Age isn't that bad; Just different. With time you make the necessary
adjustments. It's the "TIME" part that's beginning to be the problem




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