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Default Beach Bum/ Growing Old

Hang in there kid!


"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
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Don't have a Boatto old
Don't go sailingto old
Missed this years PITCH REGATTA to old
However; I'm learning the advantages;
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Ten Advantages Of Growing Older
1. Your joints are more accurate than the
National Weather Service.
2. Kidnappers ignore you.
3. Sexual harassment charges against you just don't stick.
4. People no longer think you're a hypochondriac.
5. Your secrets are now safe with your friends because
they can't remember them either.
6. Your eyes won't get much worse.
7. You're no longer expected to run into a burning building.
8. Whatever you buy now won't wear out.
9. In a hostage situation, you're likely to be released
first.
10. There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
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Every day:---Learning new ways:^)





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