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You candy-ass New Yawkahs need to learn proper terminology. Rough,
around
here


We New Yorkers don't LIVE WHERE YOU ARE. Get it? That's why it has a
different name; NEW YORK.


Praise the Lord and Hail Mary. There is a God. We have to put up with
Chicagoans. New Yawkahs would be over the top.

Rough means HOT, no air, dead...like Scotty's sex life and Dave's brain
and heart.

Looks rough today as well. Hot, 5-8 knots at best. Probably even worse
later on unless we get clipped by a T-storm.


I'll call my friend in upstate and ask if that's what they call light air in
Manhattan. He'd know, having raced with the NYYC for fifteen years prior to
retiring from his brokerage firm and moving to Lake George.

If he concurs with your contention, you're off the hook. If not, you've got
your foot rather deep in that large mouth of yours.

Max



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We New Yorkers don't LIVE WHERE YOU ARE. Get it? That's why it has a
different name; NEW YORK.



In other words, it's York only with better advertising.

Maxprop wrote:
Praise the Lord and Hail Mary. There is a God. We have to put up with
Chicagoans. New Yawkahs would be over the top.


You're lucky. We got a million of 'em here. They're a PITA
and NYC won't take 'em back. I guess you never really hang
around Oriental very much, the population there is about 50%
Noo Yawkerrs.

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"DSK" wrote
Maxprop wrote:
Praise the Lord and Hail Mary. There is a God. We have

to put up with
Chicagoans. New Yawkahs would be over the top.


You're lucky. We got a million of 'em here. They're a PITA
and NYC won't take 'em back. I guess you never really hang
around Oriental very much, the population there is about

50%
Noo Yawkerrs.



There ought to be immigration laws!


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We New Yorkers don't LIVE WHERE YOU ARE. Get it? That's why it has a
different name; NEW YORK.



In other words, it's York only with better advertising.

Maxprop wrote:
Praise the Lord and Hail Mary. There is a God. We have to put up with
Chicagoans. New Yawkahs would be over the top.


You're lucky. We got a million of 'em here. They're a PITA and NYC won't
take 'em back. I guess you never really hang around Oriental very much,
the population there is about 50% Noo Yawkerrs.


My understanding is that the tunnels and bridges leading away from Manhattan
operate on the diode principle--the New Yawkahs can leave but they aren't
allowed back in.

Makes sense.

We met a few of them in Oriental and New Bern. Most had mellowed out a bit,
but the locals were far more amiable. Once a New Yawkah, always a New
Yawkah.

Max


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Maxprop wrote:
My understanding is that the tunnels and bridges leading away from Manhattan
operate on the diode principle--the New Yawkahs can leave but they aren't
allowed back in.

Makes sense.


Is that what that "E-Z Pass" toll booth stuff is all about?

We met a few of them in Oriental and New Bern. Most had mellowed out a bit,
but the locals were far more amiable. Once a New Yawkah, always a New
Yawkah.


NC courts have decided that use of the phrase, "But you've
never had a *really* *good* bagel" is grounds for
justifiable homicide.

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Maxprop wrote:
My understanding is that the tunnels and bridges leading away from
Manhattan operate on the diode principle--the New Yawkahs can leave but
they aren't allowed back in.

Makes sense.


Is that what that "E-Z Pass" toll booth stuff is all about?


I think so. Slams the gate shut behind 'em.


We met a few of them in Oriental and New Bern. Most had mellowed out a
bit, but the locals were far more amiable. Once a New Yawkah, always a
New Yawkah.


NC courts have decided that use of the phrase, "But you've never had a
*really* *good* bagel" is grounds for justifiable homicide.


They'll be adding to that category with time.

Max


 
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