"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Scotty" wrote in message

Smart Canada? Isn't that an oxymoron, Mooron?

Hmmmmm.... Lets see.... we got more oil than youse guys,
better beer than
youse guys... and from what I understand our women folk
are really good
lookin'.. :-)


Yes, some of them are. Those are the ones coming down hear
to marry Merican men.

SV

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Scotty" wrote in message

Why don't you act like a man and buy a motorcycle!

Cause I can only drive a bike for 4 months up here and my
dog likes to hang
it's head out the window and bark. plus if I need to go
for a motorbike
ride... I'll borrow one of my biker friend's machines.


''motorbike'' sounds so gay.

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Mys Terry" wrote in message

Well. maybe not as gay as you, but he's trying hard to catch up. Your
new car
choice really set him back in the competition. Being somewhat cooler
and manly
than you, He'll probably start looking for a vintage ISO or BMW Isetta,
or Fiat
500/600.

Look BB... I'd luv to sit and chat with you on the merits of your Mary
Kay Pink Cadillac vs your CJ5... but I have a floral arrangement just
screaming for adjustment.... Hmmmm Maybe it's the vase!!

CM

Make sure you add sweetener to the vase water and not the lo-cal type!
Then swish it all around!

Thank You Bob... I took your advise and the results were positively
amazing... the blooms are vibrant and the whole piece now looks fresh and
quite alluring.

BB would be 'jelious' if he saw it.....

I think I'll complete my needlepoint project tonight.... it's a fabulous
piece with a skull and cross bones motif... underlined with the words.." No
Trespassing - Final Notice - Violators Assumed Armed & Hostile - We Respond
Accordingly".....

Maybe I'll knit BB a nice seat blanket for his CJ5... what do you suggest...
something Pink?

CM-

Capt.Mooron wrote:
"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Mys Terry" wrote in message

Well. maybe not as gay as you, but he's trying hard to catch up. Your
new car
choice really set him back in the competition. Being somewhat cooler
and manly
than you, He'll probably start looking for a vintage ISO or BMW Isetta,
or Fiat
500/600.
Look BB... I'd luv to sit and chat with you on the merits of your Mary
Kay Pink Cadillac vs your CJ5... but I have a floral arrangement just
screaming for adjustment.... Hmmmm Maybe it's the vase!!

CM

Make sure you add sweetener to the vase water and not the lo-cal type!
Then swish it all around!

Thank You Bob... I took your advise and the results were positively
amazing... the blooms are vibrant and the whole piece now looks fresh and
quite alluring.

BB would be 'jelious' if he saw it.....

I think I'll complete my needlepoint project tonight.... it's a fabulous
piece with a skull and cross bones motif... underlined with the words.." No
Trespassing - Final Notice - Violators Assumed Armed & Hostile - We Respond
Accordingly".....

Maybe I'll knit BB a nice seat blanket for his CJ5... what do you suggest...
something Pink?

CM-


You should make that needlepoint pillow cover reversible so that
when females come calling you can flip it over with some "come
hither' message. Also, if you really want your bouquet to last and
last, snip an inch of each stem every day when you refresh the
water...this allows the flowers to keep drinking and to stay
fresh...You're foing very well at this...

"katy" wrote in message
You should make that needlepoint pillow cover reversible so that when
females come calling you can flip it over with some "come hither' message.
Also, if you really want your bouquet to last and last, snip an inch of
each stem every day when you refresh the water...this allows the flowers
to keep drinking and to stay fresh...You're foing very well at this...

Thank-you Kitty... Excellent Advise as always!

CM

Capt.Mooron wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
You should make that needlepoint pillow cover reversible so that when
females come calling you can flip it over with some "come hither' message.
Also, if you really want your bouquet to last and last, snip an inch of
each stem every day when you refresh the water...this allows the flowers
to keep drinking and to stay fresh...You're foing very well at this...

Thank-you Kitty... Excellent Advise as always!

CM


Do you have plans for all these newfound skills?

COOL!

Maybe some knock-off wheels would look good.

Would the 1966 Corvette knock-off fit?

http://www.cars-on-line.com/19919.html

My Dad had a white split-window coupe.

"Joe" wrote

Thanks! Its a 1961, and since it's a classic I do not have to deal with
emissions inspections.

I was thinking of dropping a 289 in her, but with the way gas is going
I'm keeping the 144.
Going to get it painted back to the original Poppie Red and white. Also
just got a set of original spinner hubcaps.

It's great around town but tops out at 60 on the highway.... unless you
draft on a motor home or semitruck.

Joe

25 strangest deaths.

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/115623.html

"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...
You otta look at one of these mooron

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/112614.jpg

Joe

Damn, at full speed you could drive six hours on a gallon.

rt Senior" .@. wrote in message ...
I'd buy a diesel version if it was available in the US.
95mpg is fabulous.

It's a city car?
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"Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message ...
I'd buy a diesel version if it was available in the US.
95mpg is fabulous.

I was looking them over at the local Mercedes dealership here. The turbo
diesel sits on the back axle and it's a rear wheel drive. 6 speed stick or
paddle shift. It's a cool little car. I was pricing one of the convertible
models with leather seats, A/C, power windows etc.... 23K Cdn.

It's the fuel and manoeuvrability aspect for in city driving that really
caught my interest.

CM