Trying to retain the value eh?

My brothers truck is becoming famous.
It has a cult following of sorts.

Its been in two Blake Shelton videos. Ol Red and Some Beach.

I keep telling him he should put it on E-bay now.

Joe

Yeah...sure you did Robert. GTB4 bwahahahahah liar, puppet clown.

Pathetic...pure pathetic.

What the difference from a Tribeca and a Hoover?

The position of the Dirt Bag!


Joe

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"Maxprop" wrote in message

That's a mouthful--most telling. What a wimp. We ride in sub-zero temps
here.

Yes well..... we find snowmobiles much more effective in the snow.

What? Have you stopped abusing sled dogs up there?

The only people buying dog pelts are Americans... and considering your
current deficit.... the market value is way down.

Our deficit could treble and we'd still be in better financial shape than
Canaduh.

Yes Max... we often laugh at Americans driving motorbikes in the snow....
that's why we invented snowmobiles... and ride them at -40 degrees.

It may come as a shock to you, Mooron, but it can be below zero here with
absolutely no snow. You guys seem to have a corner on the white misery.

And what does Bubba or Scarface require of you for such favors?? ("Bend
over and grab your ankles, pretty boy.")

My My... you seem to have such a tendency to associate everything with
homosexuality. You and Binary Bill seem to have much in common!

Not as much as you're gonna have with those bikers. ;-)

Max

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"Mys Terry" wrote in message

Well. maybe not as gay as you, but he's trying hard to catch up. Your
new car
choice really set him back in the competition. Being somewhat cooler
and manly
than you, He'll probably start looking for a vintage ISO or BMW
Isetta, or Fiat
500/600.
Look BB... I'd luv to sit and chat with you on the merits of your Mary
Kay Pink Cadillac vs your CJ5... but I have a floral arrangement just
screaming for adjustment.... Hmmmm Maybe it's the vase!!

CM

Make sure you add sweetener to the vase water and not the lo-cal type!
Then swish it all around!

Thank You Bob... I took your advise and the results were positively
amazing... the blooms are vibrant and the whole piece now looks fresh and
quite alluring.

BB would be 'jelious' if he saw it.....

I think I'll complete my needlepoint project tonight.... it's a fabulous
piece with a skull and cross bones motif... underlined with the words.."
No Trespassing - Final Notice - Violators Assumed Armed & Hostile - We
Respond Accordingly".....

Maybe I'll knit BB a nice seat blanket for his CJ5... what do you
suggest... something Pink?

CM-
You should make that needlepoint pillow cover reversible so that when
females come calling you can flip it over with some "come hither' message.

A 'back off bitch--you aren't my type' would be more to the point for
needlepoint boy.

Max

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You should make that needlepoint pillow cover reversible so that when
females come calling you can flip it over with some "come hither'
message. Also, if you really want your bouquet to last and last, snip an
inch of each stem every day when you refresh the water...this allows the
flowers to keep drinking and to stay fresh...You're foing very well at
this...

Thank-you Kitty... Excellent Advise as always!

CM
Do you have plans for all these newfound skills?

He's too busy selling Avon door-to-door.

Max

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"Scotty" wrote in message

Smart Canada? Isn't that an oxymoron, Mooron?

Hmmmmm.... Lets see.... we got more oil than youse guys,
better beer than
youse guys... and from what I understand our women folk
are really good
lookin'.. :-)


Yes, some of them are. Those are the ones coming down hear
to marry Merican men.

Right. The rest of them play hockey. Damn good thing the don't do sex
chromosome testing on NHL players.

Max

Robert....you are a dirtbag.
Your mother is a dirtbag, and your father is a dirtbag.

Joe