"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Maxprop" wrote in message

That'll clinch the deal for Mooron.

Although I applaud John helping his son out of the closet at such an early
age....and I have no doubt young Mr. Cairns has sufficient estrogen
content to qualify as effeminate... please keep in mind that I look
manly even doing needle point and floral arrangements.

What a manly pursuit--needle point and floral arrangements. Do you and your
knitting circle have a show and tell?

Max

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in

please keep in mind that I look manly even doing needle point and floral
arrangements.

Right you are there Mooron! That's because manly men can do whatever they
want and don't give a crap to what others think!

Gotta go, time to put icing on a cake!

Don't forget the little pink posies.

Max

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"Scotty" wrote in message

Why don't you act like a man and buy a motorcycle!

Cause I can only drive a bike for 4 months up here

That's a mouthful--most telling. What a wimp. We ride in sub-zero temps
here.

and my dog likes to hang it's head out the window and bark.

Why don't you just club it and skin it alive, allowing it to die a painful,
lingering death. Then you won't have to deal with its canine idiosyncracies
any longer. You can buy a bike and be a real man. Oh wait, I forgot, you
won't ride in temps below 40 degrees. Never mind.

plus if I need to go for a motorbike ride... I'll borrow one of my biker
friend's machines.

And what does Bubba or Scarface require of you for such favors?? ("Bend
over and grab your ankles, pretty boy.")

Max

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
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CM.

The local Chyrler/whatever Dealer had one on display; I thought it was a
Damn Golf Kart.

Nah--no place for clubs, Thom.

I don't think I'd have the nerve to drive one on Route 5 with the 18
wheelers doing 65mph, but the Air Motor sure is the answer to the
Gasoline Problem and it can compress the air on household power.

Mooron can compress air just by eating beans.

Max

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"Scout" wrote in message
Thanks for doing the math Bart. I don't understand why they can't put the
specifications in the correct, American terminology.

I understand you guys have the special "AutoCad- 'Imperial' ver.10 now.
:-)

Did you need the conversion to "Chains" & "Spans"????

I tried installing the AutoCAD Cubits calculator, but I have the wrong
version abacus.
Scout

"Mys Terry" wrote in message

Well. maybe not as gay as you, but he's trying hard to catch up. Your new
car
choice really set him back in the competition. Being somewhat cooler and
manly
than you, He'll probably start looking for a vintage ISO or BMW Isetta, or
Fiat
500/600.

Look BB... I'd luv to sit and chat with you on the merits of your Mary Kay
Pink Cadillac vs your CJ5... but I have a floral arrangement just screaming
for adjustment.... Hmmmm Maybe it's the vase!!

CM

"Maxprop" wrote in message

That's a mouthful--most telling. What a wimp. We ride in sub-zero temps
here.

Yes well..... we find snowmobiles much more effective in the snow.

Why don't you just club it and skin it alive, allowing it to die a
painful, lingering death. Then you won't have to deal with its canine
idiosyncracies any longer.

The only people buying dog pelts are Americans... and considering your
current deficit.... the market value is way down.

You can buy a bike and be a real man. Oh wait, I forgot, you
won't ride in temps below 40 degrees. Never mind.

Yes Max... we often laugh at Americans driving motorbikes in the snow....
that's why we invented snowmobiles... and ride them at -40 degrees.

And what does Bubba or Scarface require of you for such favors?? ("Bend
over and grab your ankles, pretty boy.")

My My... you seem to have such a tendency to associate everything with
homosexuality. You and Binary Bill seem to have much in common!

CM-

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Mys Terry" wrote in message

Well. maybe not as gay as you, but he's trying hard to catch up. Your new
car
choice really set him back in the competition. Being somewhat cooler and
manly
than you, He'll probably start looking for a vintage ISO or BMW Isetta,
or Fiat
500/600.

Look BB... I'd luv to sit and chat with you on the merits of your Mary Kay
Pink Cadillac vs your CJ5... but I have a floral arrangement just
screaming for adjustment.... Hmmmm Maybe it's the vase!!

CM

Make sure you add sweetener to the vase water and not the lo-cal type! Then
swish it all around!

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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OzOne wrote in message
Expalin.

CNN Documentry....
Dire warnings of the American addiction to oil and the
fact that China is
becoming a bigger oil consumer... Global warming... one
bad storm and a
terrorist attack in the middle east on oil refineries
could bring the USA
machine to it's knees due to little effort expended on
alternate fuel and
the American preoccupation with large vehicles...

Yeah, that's something I just don't get. All these puffed up
SUVs, women driving Hummers to the grocery store!

SV

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Mys Terry" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 21 Apr 2006 22:32:08 GMT, "Capt.Mooron"

wrote:


"John Cairns" wrote
in message

Asked my 15 yr. old what he thought, and he said it
looked "pretty
gay"..........

Are you saying your son is gay????

CM


Mooron seems to be spending a lot of time trying to
deflect accusations
he's
gay. Is that another behavior he learned from Ganzy?

... are you saying Ganz is GAY??????


Ever hear the expression, ''that goes without saying''?

SV