Hey Butt head, you have been way to old since the last few wars to sign
up.

Even if we had a draft, you would be 4F.

Music......do you sing, play the guitar...no let me guess you play the
flute right?

Film, I can't even find a copy of the movie you directed anywhere...
Any suggestions, I need a good laugh.

Sailing....Must suck having your true passion on the hard

Photography...Your no Ansel Adams ....thats for sure. Maybe you can
make a buck taking kiddie photos.

Women... I like women too, but the only woman I'm passionate about is
my wife.

Kids...OMG you reproduced...twenty years late but hey..watta
accomplishment.

Friends.. BB Bwahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah is that what you
named your right hand?

Holy **** Batman

Joe