Bobsprit flops about the newsgroup like some walrus with the dry
heaves.

He's got the most beautiful wife...

True.


He's got the fastest boat...

One of the fastest along with Jeff and Donal's, yup.


It's got an award winning interior...

True enough.


He's got the best SUV...

Yep, at least until the new Acura comes out. I hear it'll be great.


The biggest stereo...


Stereo is history. Sorry.

The best camera....

Not even close. My D70 is just above entry level, and my soon to arive
D200 is pro level, but still no D2X.


It's so painfully obvious that these objects bring little or no joy to
Bob's
cloistered life in Kew Gardens.

Man, I love my toys!


It's also obvious that he gets more satisfaction from using these
objects to
stir envy and jealousy in others.

It's a frill that does make me laugh at the rest of you!


Scientist can even now prove how empty people like Robbie a

Scientists with crappy boats and cheap SUVs?


We never hear about his achievements.


You will quite soon. I mentioned that I have a book deal.


We never hear about his working with others.


I work from home, but you all know I also work for a yacht club as
well.


We never hear of his charity.


I gave more than you for Katrina and 9/11 that's for sure!


He has no friends on this newsgroup.

My friends....Binary Bill, Mooron, Ozzy, Bob Crantz, JG...or at least
they enjoy some of the antics here and have a sense of humor as Scotty
once did. I seriously doubt Max is planning a hit on me...


He doesn't travel anywhere except to Pennsylvania and the rare NYer
packed
flight to Florida.

I was in Trinidad and Tobago last summer to bring back snails for the
Museum of Natural History.


We never hear about his job, his formal education, military service or
his
true passions in life.

I've outlined my job as media monitor and why I'm doing it. I'm glad I
wasn't in the military as the last few wars were a shame on this
country. My true passions? Music, film, sailing, photography, women, my
son, my friends.

His sailing radius is about the length of colon they chopped out when
they
did a resection.

Never had a resection. I don't have that type of UC and I'm in
remission for two years now.


He deserves pity.

Okay, if you say so!

(Don't ever say I never gave you anything, BC! Look at that!)


RB
35s5...better than a Swan
NY