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Bob Crantz February 13th 06 11:33 PM

Bobsprit flops about
 
Bobsprit flops about the newsgroup like some walrus with the dry heaves.

He's got the most beautiful wife...

He's got the fastest boat...

It's got an award winning interior...

He's got the best SUV...

The biggest stereo...

The best camera....

It's so painfully obvious that these objects bring little or no joy to Bob's
cloistered life in Kew Gardens.

It's also obvious that he gets more satisfaction from using these objects to
stir envy and jealousy in others.

Scientist can even now prove how empty people like Robbie a

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/0....uwwo6evl.html

We never hear about his achievements.

We never hear about his working with others.

We never hear of his charity.

He has no friends on this newsgroup.

He doesn't travel anywhere except to Pennsylvania and the rare NYer packed
flight to Florida.

We never hear about his job, his formal education, military service or his
true passions in life.

His sailing radius is about the length of colon they chopped out when they
did a resection.

He deserves pity.

Pray for him, pray for a slightly cooler part of hell!

Amen!





Lloyd Bonafide February 13th 06 11:37 PM

Bobsprit flops about
 
WALRUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn funny!

Lloyd

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
k.net...
Bobsprit flops about the newsgroup like some walrus with the dry heaves.

He's got the most beautiful wife...

He's got the fastest boat...

It's got an award winning interior...

He's got the best SUV...

The biggest stereo...

The best camera....

It's so painfully obvious that these objects bring little or no joy to
Bob's cloistered life in Kew Gardens.

It's also obvious that he gets more satisfaction from using these objects
to stir envy and jealousy in others.

Scientist can even now prove how empty people like Robbie a

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/0....uwwo6evl.html

We never hear about his achievements.

We never hear about his working with others.

We never hear of his charity.

He has no friends on this newsgroup.

He doesn't travel anywhere except to Pennsylvania and the rare NYer packed
flight to Florida.

We never hear about his job, his formal education, military service or his
true passions in life.

His sailing radius is about the length of colon they chopped out when they
did a resection.

He deserves pity.

Pray for him, pray for a slightly cooler part of hell!

Amen!







Albert Frankenstein February 13th 06 11:46 PM

Bobsprit flops about
 
Scientist can even now prove how empty people like Robbie a

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/0....uwwo6evl.html


I wonder how much money the study cost.

--
Albert Frankenstein


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
k.net...
Bobsprit flops about the newsgroup like some walrus with the dry heaves.

He's got the most beautiful wife...

He's got the fastest boat...

It's got an award winning interior...

He's got the best SUV...

The biggest stereo...

The best camera....

It's so painfully obvious that these objects bring little or no joy to
Bob's cloistered life in Kew Gardens.

It's also obvious that he gets more satisfaction from using these objects
to stir envy and jealousy in others.

Scientist can even now prove how empty people like Robbie a

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/0....uwwo6evl.html

We never hear about his achievements.

We never hear about his working with others.

We never hear of his charity.

He has no friends on this newsgroup.

He doesn't travel anywhere except to Pennsylvania and the rare NYer packed
flight to Florida.

We never hear about his job, his formal education, military service or his
true passions in life.

His sailing radius is about the length of colon they chopped out when they
did a resection.

He deserves pity.

Pray for him, pray for a slightly cooler part of hell!

Amen!







Capt. Rob February 14th 06 12:48 AM

Bobsprit flops about
 
Bobsprit flops about the newsgroup like some walrus with the dry
heaves.

He's got the most beautiful wife...

True.


He's got the fastest boat...

One of the fastest along with Jeff and Donal's, yup.


It's got an award winning interior...

True enough.


He's got the best SUV...

Yep, at least until the new Acura comes out. I hear it'll be great.


The biggest stereo...


Stereo is history. Sorry.

The best camera....

Not even close. My D70 is just above entry level, and my soon to arive
D200 is pro level, but still no D2X.


It's so painfully obvious that these objects bring little or no joy to
Bob's
cloistered life in Kew Gardens.

Man, I love my toys!


It's also obvious that he gets more satisfaction from using these
objects to
stir envy and jealousy in others.

It's a frill that does make me laugh at the rest of you!


Scientist can even now prove how empty people like Robbie a

Scientists with crappy boats and cheap SUVs?


We never hear about his achievements.


You will quite soon. I mentioned that I have a book deal.


We never hear about his working with others.


I work from home, but you all know I also work for a yacht club as
well.


We never hear of his charity.


I gave more than you for Katrina and 9/11 that's for sure!


He has no friends on this newsgroup.

My friends....Binary Bill, Mooron, Ozzy, Bob Crantz, JG...or at least
they enjoy some of the antics here and have a sense of humor as Scotty
once did. I seriously doubt Max is planning a hit on me...


He doesn't travel anywhere except to Pennsylvania and the rare NYer
packed
flight to Florida.

I was in Trinidad and Tobago last summer to bring back snails for the
Museum of Natural History.


We never hear about his job, his formal education, military service or
his
true passions in life.

I've outlined my job as media monitor and why I'm doing it. I'm glad I
wasn't in the military as the last few wars were a shame on this
country. My true passions? Music, film, sailing, photography, women, my
son, my friends.

His sailing radius is about the length of colon they chopped out when
they
did a resection.

Never had a resection. I don't have that type of UC and I'm in
remission for two years now.


He deserves pity.

Okay, if you say so!

(Don't ever say I never gave you anything, BC! Look at that!)


RB
35s5...better than a Swan
NY


Bob Crantz February 14th 06 01:07 AM

Bobsprit flops about
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...
Bobsprit flops about the newsgroup like some walrus with the dry
heaves.

He's got the most beautiful wife...

True.


He's got the fastest boat...

One of the fastest along with Jeff and Donal's, yup.


It's got an award winning interior...

True enough.


He's got the best SUV...

Yep, at least until the new Acura comes out. I hear it'll be great.


The biggest stereo...


Stereo is history. Sorry.

The best camera....

Not even close. My D70 is just above entry level, and my soon to arive
D200 is pro level, but still no D2X.


It's so painfully obvious that these objects bring little or no joy to
Bob's
cloistered life in Kew Gardens.

Man, I love my toys!


It's also obvious that he gets more satisfaction from using these
objects to
stir envy and jealousy in others.

It's a frill that does make me laugh at the rest of you!


Scientist can even now prove how empty people like Robbie a

Scientists with crappy boats and cheap SUVs?


We never hear about his achievements.


You will quite soon. I mentioned that I have a book deal.


We never hear about his working with others.


I work from home, but you all know I also work for a yacht club as
well.


We never hear of his charity.


I gave more than you for Katrina and 9/11 that's for sure!


He has no friends on this newsgroup.

My friends....Binary Bill, Mooron, Ozzy, Bob Crantz, JG...or at least
they enjoy some of the antics here and have a sense of humor as Scotty
once did. I seriously doubt Max is planning a hit on me...


He doesn't travel anywhere except to Pennsylvania and the rare NYer
packed
flight to Florida.

I was in Trinidad and Tobago last summer to bring back snails for the
Museum of Natural History.


We never hear about his job, his formal education, military service or
his
true passions in life.

I've outlined my job as media monitor and why I'm doing it. I'm glad I
wasn't in the military as the last few wars were a shame on this
country. My true passions? Music, film, sailing, photography, women, my
son, my friends.

His sailing radius is about the length of colon they chopped out when
they
did a resection.

Never had a resection. I don't have that type of UC and I'm in
remission for two years now.


He deserves pity.

Okay, if you say so!

(Don't ever say I never gave you anything, BC! Look at that!)


RB
35s5...better than a Swan
NY


Gee, Bob, your swell!

Amen!



just me February 14th 06 01:40 AM

Bobsprit flops about
 


My true passions? Music, film, sailing, photography, women, my
son, my friends.


SADLY, I MUST POINT OUT THE OMISSION OF HIS WIFE. I havce no doubt she
is a woman, probably a saint to co-habitate with such a dregg, but obviously
not the woman of his dreams. Poor thing.





Joe February 14th 06 02:44 AM

Bobsprit flops about
 
Hey Butt head, you have been way to old since the last few wars to sign
up.

Even if we had a draft, you would be 4F.

Music......do you sing, play the guitar...no let me guess you play the
flute right?

Film, I can't even find a copy of the movie you directed anywhere...
Any suggestions, I need a good laugh.

Sailing....Must suck having your true passion on the hard

Photography...Your no Ansel Adams ....thats for sure. Maybe you can
make a buck taking kiddie photos.

Women... I like women too, but the only woman I'm passionate about is
my wife.

Kids...OMG you reproduced...twenty years late but hey..watta
accomplishment.

Friends.. BB Bwahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah is that what you
named your right hand?

Holy **** Batman

Joe


Capt. Rob February 14th 06 10:22 AM

Bobsprit flops about
 
Kids...OMG you reproduced...twenty years late but hey..watta
accomplishment.


I should have had kids in my early 20's??? Why????


RB
35s5
NY


Capt. Rob February 14th 06 10:25 AM

Bobsprit flops about
 
Photography...Your no Ansel Adams ....thats for sure. Maybe you can
make a buck taking kiddie photos.


I had no idea you saw any of my published works.


Film, I can't even find a copy of the movie you directed anywhere...

Any suggestions, I need a good laugh.


It's on Amazon.com, easy enough to buy. It was sold and shown on TV in
23 countries. When might we learn about YOUR feature film? Ever do
ANYTHING, Joe??? Do you know that I have a book deal? When the group
learns the details on that it will kill them!


Bwahahahahahaha!!!


RB
35s5
NY


Capt. Rob February 14th 06 11:57 AM

Bobsprit flops about
 
Joe has not reproduced either. Not much of a man, is he? Well, he might
have had
a chance at reproduction if his "wife" wasn't such a man.


Holy crap!! Joe and Mooron both failed to be real men? No kids!!!???

Not surprising actually. Only the truly gay, selfish or pathetic can't
have kids!


RB
35s5
NY



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