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Capt.Mooron February 14th 06 03:27 PM

Bobsprit flops about
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
Joe has not reproduced either. Not much of a man, is he? Well, he might
have had
a chance at reproduction if his "wife" wasn't such a man.


Holy crap!! Joe and Mooron both failed to be real men? No kids!!!???

Not surprising actually. Only the truly gay, selfish or pathetic can't
have kids!


Ahem..... it's a fact that there is a law allowing only one specimen of my
advanced genetic profile permitted to inhabit the planet at any given time
..... due to fears we would take over the earth and enslave mankind for our
personal amusement.

CM



Capt. Rob February 14th 06 03:32 PM

Bobsprit flops about
 
Ahem..... it's a fact that there is a law allowing only one specimen
of my
advanced genetic


In another words, you can't get laid in a morgue!


RB
35s5
NY


Capt.Mooron February 14th 06 07:07 PM

Bobsprit flops about
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
Ahem..... it's a fact that there is a law allowing only one specimen
of my
advanced genetic


In another words, you can't get laid in a morgue!


Shame on you..... are you claiming you've littered the streets of NYC with
******* offspring to which you have refused accountability... or are you
telling us that Suzanne is your *First*????????

CM



Capt. Rob February 14th 06 10:26 PM

Bobsprit flops about
 
Shame on you..... are you claiming you've


I'm only claiming three things, obvious to all and anyone....

1) That I produced a beautiful child...and you have not.
2) That I bought a good sensible and fun boat...and you have not.
3) That I have had regular sex with attractive women (safely)....and
you have not.


RB
35s5
NY


Joe February 14th 06 10:42 PM

Bobsprit flops about
 
Bwahahahahahah Holy PITY **** Batman!!!

Coconut headed Bob is having "Safe" sex with "Attractive
Women...Bwahahahahaaaaa.
Your wife make you wear a rubber or what?

Your wife produced your child. Now when you crap, your producing
BB's offspring

And bonehead, did you put a rubber on your face when the Russian about
crushed you between her thighs?

Is that why your head looks so swollen and full of puss?

Your a cad Rob.

Joe


Capt.Mooron February 14th 06 11:29 PM

Bobsprit flops about
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
Shame on you..... are you claiming you've


I'm only claiming three things, obvious to all and anyone....

1) That I produced a beautiful child...and you have not.


...and I won't have to support the results of drunken flings.

2) That I bought a good sensible and fun boat...and you have not.


....you finally clued in and ditched that 35s5 dock queen?

3) That I have had regular sex with attractive women (safely)....and
you have not.


Jeez... I hope Suzanne doesn't find out!

CM-



Maxprop February 15th 06 01:34 PM

Bobsprit flops about
 

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:FFmIf.79$Nr5.77@clgrps13...

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
Joe has not reproduced either. Not much of a man, is he? Well, he might
have had
a chance at reproduction if his "wife" wasn't such a man.


Holy crap!! Joe and Mooron both failed to be real men? No kids!!!???

Not surprising actually. Only the truly gay, selfish or pathetic can't
have kids!


Ahem..... it's a fact that there is a law allowing only one specimen of
my advanced genetic profile permitted to inhabit the planet at any given
time .... due to fears we would take over the earth and enslave mankind
for our personal amusement.


So that's what they told ya, eh? I wondered how they handled that.

Max
(strongly in favor of eliminating inferior genetic information from the gene
pool) g




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