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Bob Crantz January 26th 06 09:01 PM

Nursing at Sea
 
How did you know I am big and fat?

Amen!

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...
designed for easy use, training on the system is prefered.


It is designed to be used with no training! Training is optional!



This is not a topic I'll get involved as far as trolling is concerned.
Training is optional, yes. Suzanne had the training. You have no point.
Just more jealousy from poor Crantz...who has no boat, no woman, no sex
life and no one to shock is fat encased heart back to life when it
finally shudders it's last.

Good thread until Doug and Crantz fouled it. Buh-bye.


RB
35s5
NY




Bob Crantz January 26th 06 09:06 PM

Nursing at Sea
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...

This is not a topic I'll get involved as far as trolling is concerned.
Training is optional, yes. Suzanne had the training.


See I am right!


You have no point.


But I do. I just deflated your troll.


Just more jealousy from poor Crantz...who has no boat, no woman, no sex
life and no one to shock is fat encased heart back to life when it
finally shudders it's last.



That all is true, but the defib is to shock your colon back into action. I
just hope the thing doesn't spark and ignite your flatus.

Poor Thomas would be traumatized seeing flames coming out both ends of your
sluice box.



Good thread until Doug and Crantz fouled it. Buh-bye.



In other words, Doug and Crantz just flattened me.

Good work Doug!


RB
35s5
NY




Jonathan Ganz January 26th 06 10:12 PM

Nursing at Sea
 
In article ,
DSK wrote:
Anyway, as somebody else posted, doing a tracheotomy isn't
that hard. Shucks, they gave instructions how to do it on
M*A*S*H (one of the only TV shows I've ever watched) and it
worked perfectly.


Talk about lawsuits waiting to happen! I can just imagine your
attorney cringing when you try to explain to the jury that you saw it
on MASH. :-)


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Capt. JG @@
www.sailnow.com



Bob Crantz January 26th 06 10:44 PM

Nursing at Sea
 

"Mys Terry" wrote in

No wonder you are an ignorant,
arrogant, lout!


There is a thin line between ignorance and arrogance and only I have managed
to erase that line!

Amen!



Scotty January 26th 06 10:57 PM

Nursing at Sea
 

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote

No accusation intended... you said that you weren't worried

about your
finances, since they were protected. It seemed like you were

saying
that if they were not protected, that would mitigate your

response.


Yup, that's exactly what he said.

S



Capt. Rob January 26th 06 11:17 PM

Nursing at Sea
 
If you owned anything worth more than the average person you would
understand Scotty. But you don't your living in Plowsville ......Good
lord...thats dirt town.

Somethings just can not be replaced, and I'm not going to let some
loser sue me and get my good stuff.

It's best to pretend you did not see them fall, ect...and sail the
other way as fast as a 35s5.

RB
35s5
NY


katy January 26th 06 11:40 PM

Nursing at Sea
 
DSK wrote:
2 kinds of antibiotic cream
an assortment and variety of gauze and telfa bandages
band-aids
hydrogen peroxide
aloe vera gel
ACE bandages
a few straws (never know when you're going to have to do that
emergency trach)
aspirin, tylenol, ibuprogen, and some prescription painkillers
an EPI pen
an assortment of needles and fishing line ( works great on stitching
up horses, too)
matches



Jonathan Ganz wrote:

I hope you have the proper medical training to do a tracheotomy,
since if
you don't and you attempt it, there is a very good probability you'll
be sued back to the stone age.



katysails wrote:

On my husband?????Don't think so....



Are you saying Mr. Sails ain't the suin' kind?
Hmm, that would make a good country song...

Anyway, as somebody else posted, doing a tracheotomy isn't that hard.
Shucks, they gave instructions how to do it on M*A*S*H (one of the only
TV shows I've ever watched) and it worked perfectly.

DSK

Heck, I've assisted at so many vet surgeries that not much fazes
me...had to sit on the neck of a filly that jumped a piece of farm
equipment in a fit of pique and opened her gut up so wide her
intestines fell out....that was a trat..she lived and ended up being
a quite satisfactory pet for her owner's kids....jabbing a little
old pen knife into someone's neck when they're turning purple
wouldn't be hard to do at all...

Bob Crantz January 26th 06 11:48 PM

Nursing at Sea
 
Tell 'em what you do to monkeys.

Amen!

"katy" wrote in message
...
DSK wrote:
2 kinds of antibiotic cream
an assortment and variety of gauze and telfa bandages
band-aids
hydrogen peroxide
aloe vera gel
ACE bandages
a few straws (never know when you're going to have to do that
emergency trach)
aspirin, tylenol, ibuprogen, and some prescription painkillers
an EPI pen
an assortment of needles and fishing line ( works great on stitching
up horses, too)
matches



Jonathan Ganz wrote:

I hope you have the proper medical training to do a tracheotomy, since
if
you don't and you attempt it, there is a very good probability you'll
be sued back to the stone age.



katysails wrote:

On my husband?????Don't think so....



Are you saying Mr. Sails ain't the suin' kind?
Hmm, that would make a good country song...

Anyway, as somebody else posted, doing a tracheotomy isn't that hard.
Shucks, they gave instructions how to do it on M*A*S*H (one of the only
TV shows I've ever watched) and it worked perfectly.

DSK

Heck, I've assisted at so many vet surgeries that not much fazes me...had
to sit on the neck of a filly that jumped a piece of farm equipment in a
fit of pique and opened her gut up so wide her intestines fell out....that
was a trat..she lived and ended up being a quite satisfactory pet for her
owner's kids....jabbing a little old pen knife into someone's neck when
they're turning purple wouldn't be hard to do at all...




DSK January 26th 06 11:56 PM

Nursing at Sea
 
Anyway, as somebody else posted, doing a tracheotomy isn't
that hard. Shucks, they gave instructions how to do it on
M*A*S*H (one of the only TV shows I've ever watched) and it
worked perfectly.



Jonathan Ganz wrote:
Talk about lawsuits waiting to happen! I can just imagine your
attorney cringing when you try to explain to the jury that you saw it
on MASH. :-)


I could prove I did it perfectly, by doing another one on
the opposing lawyer, right there in the court room.

DSK


Jonathan Ganz January 27th 06 12:23 AM

Nursing at Sea
 
In article ,
DSK wrote:
Anyway, as somebody else posted, doing a tracheotomy isn't
that hard. Shucks, they gave instructions how to do it on
M*A*S*H (one of the only TV shows I've ever watched) and it
worked perfectly.



Jonathan Ganz wrote:
Talk about lawsuits waiting to happen! I can just imagine your
attorney cringing when you try to explain to the jury that you saw it
on MASH. :-)


I could prove I did it perfectly, by doing another one on
the opposing lawyer, right there in the court room.

DSK


Step 1: Duct tape his mouth shut. :-)



--
Capt. JG @@
www.sailnow.com




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