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Bob Crantz January 26th 06 07:25 PM

Nursing at Sea
 

"SUZY" wrote in message
ups.com...
Oh Bob,

Your well educated, and worldly.

Rob hates my new uniform, he says it's not proper for the heart ward.

http://www.electric-lingerie.com/costumes/01.jpg

What do you think Bob?


Is it made of rubber?

I think Robbie wants a rubber nurse.



Capt. Rob January 26th 06 07:38 PM

Nursing at Sea
 
It sounds like you're implying that you wouldn't try and save
someone's life if the only mitigating consideration were your personal
fortune.


Jonathan, are you nuts? Where did I write that. I said we would use the
unit and only added the part about finances because another shallow
person brought it up.

RB
35s5
NY


Capt. Rob January 26th 06 07:40 PM

Nursing at Sea
 
designed for easy use, training on the system is prefered.


It is designed to be used with no training! Training is optional!



This is not a topic I'll get involved as far as trolling is concerned.
Training is optional, yes. Suzanne had the training. You have no point.
Just more jealousy from poor Crantz...who has no boat, no woman, no sex
life and no one to shock is fat encased heart back to life when it
finally shudders it's last.

Good thread until Doug and Crantz fouled it. Buh-bye.


RB
35s5
NY


SUZY January 26th 06 07:44 PM

Nursing at Sea
 
oh baby don't get mad, he's just playing..Now be a big boy and go back
and play nice.

Bob you be nice too!

SB
35s5
NY


DSK January 26th 06 07:49 PM

Nursing at Sea
 
"Capt" Rob wrote:
I said we would use the
unit and only added the part about finances because another shallow
person brought it up.


So, the first person who brought up finances was shallow?

Better review, Bubbles. The first thing you mentioned about
your alleged AED was how much it cost.

And you really should get some facts before you post medical
stuff on the internet. Of course, everybody here knows
you're an unreliable whacko, but your words might be read by
some other person and taken seriously.

Is Bitty-Bill/ComoJo going to swoop in and join your team
any minute now? You need some support.

Nobody has said this in too long: Bubbles, you're nuts!

DSK


Jonathan Ganz January 26th 06 07:51 PM

Nursing at Sea
 
In article .com,
Capt. Rob wrote:
It sounds like you're implying that you wouldn't try and save
someone's life if the only mitigating consideration were your personal
fortune.


Jonathan, are you nuts? Where did I write that. I said we would use the
unit and only added the part about finances because another shallow
person brought it up.


No accusation intended... you said that you weren't worried about your
finances, since they were protected. It seemed like you were saying
that if they were not protected, that would mitigate your response.

I have no idea who brought up the original subject of finances.



--
Capt. JG @@
www.sailnow.com



SUZY January 26th 06 07:53 PM

Nursing at Sea
 
A rubber nurse.....

Oh Thee hehe I get it. I feel like such a slut ;)

Oh thank you Bob, I was not properly dressed. Now I know better.

Like this Rob will respect me again

http://www.history.navy.mil/photos/i...00/g178337.jpg


SB
35s5
NY


katy January 26th 06 08:33 PM

Nursing at Sea
 
DSK wrote:
katysails wrote:

My fear is that with the spread of these machines to local
establishments and businesses, more harm than hurt is going to occur.
And the thought of some little kid playing "doctor" on his friends or
siblings leaves me cold....



Well, my understanding is that the machines sold to the public as
Automatic External Defibrillators cannot be made to shock a person who
isn't already dead (ie no pulse). The problem I see with the AEDs are
that people will assume that they're magical devices that eliminate the
need for common sense. After all, why worry about a heart attack when
every MacDonalds and every Jiffy Gas-N-Go has an AED handy?

Another issue is that there are a large number of people whom these
machines cannot help, and if the people on the scene waste valuable time
fooling around with an AED instead of getting real medical aid, those
people will suffer great harm or death.

Regards
Doug King

I remember an incident at one place I worked at where an employee
collapsed and a well meaning soul proceeded, without training, to
try to administer CPR. Unfortunately, the person was not suffering
from a heart attack or respiratory failure, but was having a grand
mal seizure and ended up breaking a few teeth and biting his tongue
severly. He also sustained bruises on his chest where the samaritan
had thumped him. It was fortunate that someone in the know arrived
in time before the savior became a killer.

katy January 26th 06 08:35 PM

Nursing at Sea
 
Jonathan Ganz wrote:
In article ,
katy wrote:

SUZY wrote:

Hi Sailors,

What is in your first aid kit on your sailboat?

SB
35s5
NY


2 kinds of antibiotic cream
an assortment and variety of gauze and telfa bandages
band-aids
hydrogen peroxide
aloe vera gel
ACE bandages
a few straws (never know when you're going to have to do that
emergency trach)
aspirin, tylenol, ibuprogen, and some prescription painkillers
an EPI pen
an assortment of needles and fishing line ( works great on stitching
up horses, too)
matches



I hope you have the proper medical training to do a tracheotomy, since if
you don't and you attempt it, there is a very good probability you'll
be sued back to the stone age.


On my husband?????Don't think so....

DSK January 26th 06 08:42 PM

Nursing at Sea
 
2 kinds of antibiotic cream
an assortment and variety of gauze and telfa bandages
band-aids
hydrogen peroxide
aloe vera gel
ACE bandages
a few straws (never know when you're going to have to do that
emergency trach)
aspirin, tylenol, ibuprogen, and some prescription painkillers
an EPI pen
an assortment of needles and fishing line ( works great on stitching
up horses, too)
matches


Jonathan Ganz wrote:
I hope you have the proper medical training to do a tracheotomy, since if
you don't and you attempt it, there is a very good probability you'll
be sued back to the stone age.


katysails wrote:
On my husband?????Don't think so....


Are you saying Mr. Sails ain't the suin' kind?
Hmm, that would make a good country song...

Anyway, as somebody else posted, doing a tracheotomy isn't
that hard. Shucks, they gave instructions how to do it on
M*A*S*H (one of the only TV shows I've ever watched) and it
worked perfectly.

DSK



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