I bet stupid rusty doesn't even know what a gantry crane is. Boy
is he an idiot!

Scotty


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
.net...
It does fit the definition of a crane.

Two of the wheels pivot and two of the lifting points are
cantilevered from
the vertical axis of the pivot.

It's a crane.

"Commodore Joe Redcloud" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 1 Dec 2005 20:15:37 -0500, "Scotty"
wrote:

It isn't?

Scotty


Oi! It's not a crane, potty-scotty. It's called a Travel
lift. It does not
fit
the definition of "crane", just like you and gaytex-joe do
not fit the
definition of "sailor".


Commodore Joe Redcloud

"Scotty" wrote in message
...
I bet stupid rusty doesn't even know what a gantry crane is. Boy
is he an idiot!

Scotty

He certainly is getting slapped about. Joe really gave him some wicked pile
drivers, you got him good with the trailer. He comes back for more.

I think it's an anemia thing. He should eat some liver.

Did you see the beating that Jeff delivered to RB?

I've been busy researching lava lakes. Did you know the largest one is on
the floor of the Indian Ocean? I bet that is where Satan popped out and ran
into Iraq.



TRUCK DRIVIN' MAN
(T. FELL)

I STOPPED AT A ROADHOUSE IN TEXAS
WAS A LITTLE PLACE CALLED HAMBURGER DAN'S
I HEARD THAT OLD JUKEBOX A-PLAYIN'
A SONG ABOUT A TRUCK DRIVIN' MAN.

CHORUS
POUR ME ANOTHER CUP OF COFFEE
FOR IT IS THE BEST IN THE LAND
I'LL PUT A NICKEL IN THE JUKEBOX
AND PLAY THE TRUCK DRIVIN' MAN.

THE WAITRESS JUST BROUGHT ME SOME COFFEE
I THANKED HER BUT CALLED HER AGAIN
I SAID THAT OLD SONG SURE DOES FIT ME
YA KNOW I'M A TRUCK DRIVIN' MAN.

CHORUS
POUR ME ANOTHER CUP OF COFFEE
FOR IT IS THE BEST IN THE LAND
I'LL PUT A NICKEL IN THE JUKEBOX
AND PLAY THE TRUCK DRIVIN' MAN.

I CLIMBED BACK ABOARD MY OLD SEMI
AND THEN LIKE A FLASH I WAS GONE
I GOT THEM OLD TRUCK WHEELS A-ROLLIN'
YA KNOW I'M ON MY WAY TO SAN ANTONE.
REPEAT CHORUS